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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know the sort, big, chunky, slightly overweight hairy guys, not Yogi or Paddington or the scary brown ones from Canada that hibernate for half the year! I have a real thing for them at the moment so where are you all, you can't all be hiding (or doing what you do) in the woods?!! There is nothing more I like than a bit of moobage and a blow job pillow for support whilst in the 69 position!!

I shall check in from time to time to see if I have enticed any in, I have marmalade sandwiches and a picnic basket if needed! Toodle pip for now, lots of love,

Miss Flame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a peanut butter sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no flask of coffee?

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Sorry I had to steal your picnic basket for 1 very obvious reason...

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You know the sort, big, chunky, slightly overweight hairy guys, not Yogi or Paddington or the scary brown ones from Canada that hibernate for half the year! I have a real thing for them at the moment so where are you all, you can't all be hiding (or doing what you do) in the woods?!! There is nothing more I like than a bit of moobage and a blow job pillow for support whilst in the 69 position!!

I shall check in from time to time to see if I have enticed any in, I have marmalade sandwiches and a picnic basket if needed! Toodle pip for now, lots of love,

Miss Flame "

simply brilliant

I solute your creative mind

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By *uddlybear53Man
over a year ago

derby

am a big cuddly hairy bear with all the curves you require

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

They say I am smarter than the average bear...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Having just read your profile I'm wise to the spiked drink trick, however you could probably still get me with "does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?"

If necessary I can supply the handkerchief.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I use chloroform at work...

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Fortunately I am a hairy bear and not one that uses the woods as a convenience, take care where you lay your picnic blanket. Unfortunately at 55 I'm tad younger than your search parameters encompass. Though I suspect that may be a ruse to keep your inbox clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fortunately I am a hairy bear and not one that uses the woods as a convenience, take care where you lay your picnic blanket. Unfortunately at 55 I'm tad younger than your search parameters encompass. Though I suspect that may be a ruse to keep your inbox clear. "

Oh yes indeed, I do like a nice clean and tidy inbox, I'm a bit ocd don't you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there could be some possibilities here

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yoohoo

Cake works better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yoohoo

Cake works better "

I've baked rohypnol laced chocolate brownies, with M and M's I hasten to add!!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby


"Fortunately I am a hairy bear and not one that uses the woods as a convenience, take care where you lay your picnic blanket. Unfortunately at 55 I'm tad younger than your search parameters encompass. Though I suspect that may be a ruse to keep your inbox

Oh yes indeed, I do like a nice clean and tidy inbox, I'm a bit ocd don't you know! "

Feel free to drop into mine, I've just checked and it's pristine in there.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Any marmite sandwiches?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've baked rohypnol laced chocolate brownies, with M and M's I hasten to add!!"

Christ on a bike, there will be dozens of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm cake where do i sign up no need for rohypnol though ill take some on the drive over to save you a job (always a gentleman)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmm cake where do i sign up no need for rohypnol though ill take some on the drive over to save you a job (always a gentleman) "

How very kind although I have a feeling you might not make it all the way here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an hairy beer but with your age preference set at 98 to 99 I don't quiteake it lol

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By *iya2015Man
over a year ago

Sutton

Love this, totally just described me

Love hibernating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an hairy bear but with your age preference set at 98 to 99 I don't quiteake it lol bear not beer lol

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By *tongueMan
over a year ago

Holbeach

Tuna fish please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to get our claws out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tuna fish please. "

I'm after bears, not sea lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuna fish please.

I'm after bears, not sea lions "

Bears eat lots of salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmm cake where do i sign up no need for rohypnol though ill take some on the drive over to save you a job (always a gentleman)

How very kind although I have a feeling you might not make it all the way here!"

Im a big guy it would take allot of rohypnol that and fat guys dont miss the opportunity of cake! Trust me ill make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tuna fish please.

I'm after bears, not sea lions

Bears eat lots of salmon "

He asked for tuna, not salmon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuna fish please.

I'm after bears, not sea lions

Bears eat lots of salmon

He asked for tuna, not salmon!"

I was helping him he may not be fast enough to catch the salmon

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Consider me enticed, but by your words rather than the cake.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Red here but I'll push Wolf forward! Big and bear (well, wolf) like he certainly is!

Red x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually, I'm being a tad naughty and watching some gay bear porn at the moment (yes, I'm multi tasking, impressive hey?!) so if any bi or gay bears like to be watched when they play I would be most interested, for research purposes of course!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Actually, I'm being a tad naughty and watching some gay bear porn at the moment (yes, I'm multi tasking, impressive hey?!) so if any bi or gay bears like to be watched when they play I would be most interested, for research purposes of course! "

Shucks...

I am only bi in a mmf or group situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bear backs away to his cave as he doesnt meet the requirements lol have fun bear hunting xxx

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"You know the sort, big, chunky, slightly overweight hairy guys, not Yogi or Paddington or the scary brown ones from Canada that hibernate for half the year! I have a real thing for them at the moment so where are you all, you can't all be hiding (or doing what you do) in the woods?!! There is nothing more I like than a bit of moobage and a blow job pillow for support whilst in the 69 position!!

I shall check in from time to time to see if I have enticed any in, I have marmalade sandwiches and a picnic basket if needed! Toodle pip for now, lots of love,

Miss Flame "

Hello I heard you were looking for me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake?!

Bear like guy here, sadly quite far away...

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By *triker0079Man
over a year ago

London

Young London bear here ...

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I'm a hairy bear, but I'm tall and not really chunky.

I'm stooping and plan to eat ten burgers a day in an effort to chunkify myself and fit the criteria though

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By *edaceMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Hi I'm a bear Pity you so far away

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum/Criydon

With tuna fish you'll catch tigers. Well known fact.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/calvinandhobbes1.jpg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With tuna fish you'll catch tigers. Well known fact.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/calvinandhobbes1.jpg"

I don't want a tiger, I've already got a ginger pussy

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum/Criydon

Those are known to attract bears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Mark fits that description! I love guys like that too!

Px

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Available for selection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always had such a huge thing for big very hairy men, preferably older. Would love to chat with some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubby hairy guy here. Loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get fed ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP has now hidden her profile... so tempts us from hibernation, seduces with the temptation of food. Arouses the senses and then disappears!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP has now hidden her profile... so tempts us from hibernation, seduces with the temptation of food. Arouses the senses and then disappears! "

You were too late!!

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Do the bears you like 's h *t in the woods?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"OP has now hidden her profile... so tempts us from hibernation, seduces with the temptation of food. Arouses the senses and then disappears!

You were too late!! "

Ahh...bear season has finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I fit this description- my Canadian friend calls me her bear...so...marmalade sandwiches for me!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Miss flame haired that would b my dream cum true to win ur prize lol just read ur profile . Happy fabbing to u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Miss flame haired that would b my dream cum true to win ur prize lol just read ur profile . Happy fabbing to u "

Thank you my lovely, the same to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im a chunky hairy guy

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"You know the sort, big, chunky, slightly overweight hairy guys, not Yogi or Paddington or the scary brown ones from Canada that hibernate for half the year! I have a real thing for them at the moment so where are you all, you can't all be hiding (or doing what you do) in the woods?!! There is nothing more I like than a bit of moobage and a blow job pillow for support whilst in the 69 position!!

I shall check in from time to time to see if I have enticed any in, I have marmalade sandwiches and a picnic basket if needed! Toodle pip for now, lots of love,

Miss Flame "

I'm hiding in Kent and by hiding I mean being passed over for the bare chested muscle men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're all looking for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can turn me on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzzz?lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Bit of a Yogi here & I even have a little Boo-Boo bear for added entertainment value

x

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you're talking about me (male replying here ??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the sort, big, chunky, slightly overweight hairy guys, not Yogi or Paddington or the scary brown ones from Canada that hibernate for half the year! I have a real thing for them at the moment so where are you all, you can't all be hiding (or doing what you do) in the woods?!! There is nothing more I like than a bit of moobage and a blow job pillow for support whilst in the 69 position!!

I shall check in from time to time to see if I have enticed any in, I have marmalade sandwiches and a picnic basket if needed! Toodle pip for now, lots of love,

Miss Flame "

Ive been doing what all bears do and perform certain duties in woods. Back now , but the carrier pigeon used to send the message must have been eaten by a peregrine falcon along the way....I'll use the one dick dastardly could never catch next time! -)

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By *edaceMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Hi Mark here if you ever get to the south East of Ireland. take a look

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