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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

But your mature yourself! So why not say looking for someone your age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean older than myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "

Dress up as what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

Not at all funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just in nice sexy underwear who can take time and have fun with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

And blind with a strange sense of humour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We talking 42 or 60 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes we are that's nice ages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes we are that's nice ages x"

Meant you need to be more specific. Do you want someone a year older or old enough to be your mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry anyone from 45 to 60 I like that age bracket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry anyone from 45 to 60 I like that age bracket "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like them too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

And blind with a strange sense of humour...."

Yes that would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny. "

I'm American my humor might escape you

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

With or without teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for a muture women its like my fantasy so anyone near manchester cone inboz me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you "

Haha.. I was about to mention your American sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm 51 and not over the hill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean older than myself"

42? That's usually the answer to everything

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By *ris1605Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

PRAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss big booty, your on the hill trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And miss leggy lady I could workship them long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that's wrong "
yeah it isnt nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

cruel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you "

Least you have a sense of humour, why do people take things so seriously

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By *ockster69Man
over a year ago

Leven

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By *ockster69Man
over a year ago

Leven


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

Least you have a sense of humour, why do people take things so seriously "

I'm actually struggling to comprehend the amount of negative comments and replies to this!!??? It's humour, lighten the fuck up!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny. "

Well I found it funny

But I'm fat so jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sad bastard.

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By *ickyminiMan
over a year ago

worcester

i,m looking for a lady to join me for visits to swinging/Bi club in Blackpool, and and dogging fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you "

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )"

For an American hes spelt it correctly there's such a thing as American English you know as opposed to English another prime example is colour and color

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "

If you like a lady who dresses in welly boots and mini skirts and jumps in muddy puddles, I'm the one!!!

(Honest - muddy puddles are the ultimate antidote to wearing business suits all week)

Janet xxxxxx

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By *eeeee7Woman
over a year ago

over yonder


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )

For an American hes spelt it correctly there's such a thing as American English you know as opposed to English another prime example is colour and color "

I never knew that, I thought they spoke American in America. Guess everyday is a school day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "
and what would you do for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "

I am older, I,m willing to dress up and roll in the mud. (Maybe we could meet at a festival) XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money. "

Bonus points if she also owas a pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean older than myself

42? That's usually the answer to everything "

But what's the question ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

Least you have a sense of humour, why do people take things so seriously

I'm actually struggling to comprehend the amount of negative comments and replies to this!!??? It's humour, lighten the fuck up!"

I actually lol

People are much to fast to take offence on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mature women WA s chat to a younger hot cock c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty "
me 2 Haha

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Pmsl I love the forums so much you lot crack me up xxxx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Any mature women WA s chat to a younger hot cock c"

Cocks aren't very good conversationalists

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )

For an American hes spelt it correctly there's such a thing as American English you know as opposed to English another prime example is colour and color

I never knew that, I thought they spoke American in America. Guess everyday is a school day... "

No they Speak American English in the same way Canadians are described to speak French Canadian

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

..... deary me peeps .... lighten up .... do u get offended at "The Simpsons" ..... I think not !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )

For an American hes spelt it correctly there's such a thing as American English you know as opposed to English another prime example is colour and color

I never knew that, I thought they spoke American in America. Guess everyday is a school day...

No they Speak American English in the same way Canadians are described to speak French Canadian "

Next you'll be telling me they don't speak Australian in Australia. Mind = blown...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

Not at all funny.

I'm American my humor might escape you

I wouldn't use Fab forums as a measure of a nation's humour. (Also note the 'u' in the spelling... )

For an American hes spelt it correctly there's such a thing as American English you know as opposed to English another prime example is colour and color

I never knew that, I thought they spoke American in America. Guess everyday is a school day...

No they Speak American English in the same way Canadians are described to speak French Canadian

Next you'll be telling me they don't speak Australian in Australia. Mind = blown... "

Funnily enough no linguistically speaking they are defined to only speak English going back to when the were ruled by the British empire in the 1700s

Of course all English speaking countries have their own localised colloquialisms and various regional accents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Of course all English speaking countries have their own localised colloquialisms and various regional accents. "

Oh. I thought the reason people in the next town over talked differently was because they had a polluted water supply and were mentally disabled from it... How wrong I have been all this time!

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By *orkie1987Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

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By *orkie1987Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"I mean older than myself

42? That's usually the answer to everything "

Alright trillian

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"

Of course all English speaking countries have their own localised colloquialisms and various regional accents.

Oh. I thought the reason people in the next town over talked differently was because they had a polluted water supply and were mentally disabled from it... How wrong I have been all this time!"

Christ don't talk about polluted water I'm currently riding out suffering from getting E.coli from ours in the DN8 area of Doncaster it even made the news, I've been living on bottled water for over a week now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Of course all English speaking countries have their own localised colloquialisms and various regional accents.

Oh. I thought the reason people in the next town over talked differently was because they had a polluted water supply and were mentally disabled from it... How wrong I have been all this time!

Christ don't talk about polluted water I'm currently riding out suffering from getting E.coli from ours in the DN8 area of Doncaster it even made the news, I've been living on bottled water for over a week now "

I was brought up in the DN7 area. The water was always horrible there... still is. Lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"

Of course all English speaking countries have their own localised colloquialisms and various regional accents.

Oh. I thought the reason people in the next town over talked differently was because they had a polluted water supply and were mentally disabled from it... How wrong I have been all this time!

Christ don't talk about polluted water I'm currently riding out suffering from getting E.coli from ours in the DN8 area of Doncaster it even made the news, I've been living on bottled water for over a week now

I was brought up in the DN7 area. The water was always horrible there... still is. Lol "

Mines still running a pale brown colour and they are saying boil it and it'll be safe, but I'm not even attempting it till we've had the all clear and it's looks clear again I'll stick to bottled spring water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

When you find one please let me know... I'm looking for a mature woman with a terminal disease and lots of money.

PRAT"

Does anyone use the word PRAT anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any mature women WA s chat to a younger hot cock c"

Is this American/English too

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By *lashersteve69Man
over a year ago

chester


"Well I'm 51 and not over the hill lol "

No, you're not I'm also wanting to meet a mature lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm 51 and not over the hill lol

No, you're not I'm also wanting to meet a mature lady..."

Anyone over 35 then?

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By *lashersteve69Man
over a year ago

chester


"Well I'm 51 and not over the hill lol

No, you're not I'm also wanting to meet a mature lady...

Anyone over 35 then? "

I'd prefer over 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a mature female that would dress up for me and get dirty

If you like a lady who dresses in welly boots and mini skirts and jumps in muddy puddles, I'm the one!!!

(Honest - muddy puddles are the ultimate antidote to wearing business suits all week)

Janet xxxxxx"

Sounds pretty sexy to me mmmm.

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