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The sexy mum's daily routine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the mornings, droves of sexy looking mums do the normal rushing kids off to school thing. I appreciate they all have plenty of other things to do during the day but i wonder how many like me are so horny that they end up masturbating?

Just how many of those mums end up minutes later on their bed with their favourite vibrator out wishing someone had come back with them, or the repair man, the window cleaner or a salesman was going to call and that her fantasy was to tease him until he ended up on her bed giving her a good sorting out?

Surely there are some sexy ladies out there who fantasise and masturbate pretty much every morning, as part of their "daily" routine?

After all, down time is very important and it only makes sense to get the most important jobs out of the way first?

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey


"In the mornings, droves of sexy looking mums do the normal rushing kids off to school thing. I appreciate they all have plenty of other things to do during the day but i wonder how many like me are so horny that they end up masturbating?

Just how many of those mums end up minutes later on their bed with their favourite vibrator out wishing someone had come back with them, or the repair man, the window cleaner or a salesman was going to call and that her fantasy was to tease him until he ended up on her bed giving her a good sorting out?

Surely there are some sexy ladies out there who fantasise and masturbate pretty much every morning, as part of their "daily" routine?

After all, down time is very important and it only makes sense to get the most important jobs out of the way first?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work."

Surely it would make much more sense to fuck the window cleaner at your home than ask him to drive to your work? That's plain selfish on your part!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work.

Surely it would make much more sense to fuck the window cleaner at your home than ask him to drive to your work? That's plain selfish on your part!

"

Very true. I got it badly wrong didn't I

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey


"I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work.

Surely it would make much more sense to fuck the window cleaner at your home than ask him to drive to your work? That's plain selfish on your part!

Very true. I got it badly wrong didn't I "
well ladies can multi task so was you playing with your favourite vibe whilst driving to work

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work.

Surely it would make much more sense to fuck the window cleaner at your home than ask him to drive to your work? That's plain selfish on your part!

Very true. I got it badly wrong didn't I well ladies can multi task so was you playing with your favourite vibe whilst driving to work "

Good Lord no! Now if this was in the stories and fantasies section I might weave a little fantasy around being caught in a huge tail back on my way to work in my car with comfortable leather seats and blacked out windows, in to which I invited the driver of a car in the next lane...

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey


"I used to hop in my car and drive straight to work.

Surely it would make much more sense to fuck the window cleaner at your home than ask him to drive to your work? That's plain selfish on your part!

Very true. I got it badly wrong didn't I well ladies can multi task so was you playing with your favourite vibe whilst driving to work

Good Lord no! Now if this was in the stories and fantasies section I might weave a little fantasy around being caught in a huge tail back on my way to work in my car with comfortable leather seats and blacked out windows, in to which I invited the driver of a car in the next lane..."
and I'd say pleased to meet you again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder if it's the wrong time of day to ask if any women are bored of playing with their vibrator?

Maybe they've all got their hands full? well, one anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I don't have work I do go home, lay on the bed and watch porn, sort myself out and then when done I get on with the cleaning.

Multi-tasking at it's finest!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

After dropping the kids off at school ... us ladies have a 101 things to do .. then we have to work ....I dont think many would have the energy ....lol

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I've rushed home from the school run to get ready for meets..

I've rushed home and gotten on cam to chat..

I've gone straight to coffee meets..

I tend to leave the masturbation until later..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've rushed home from the school run to get ready for meets..

I've rushed home and gotten on cam to chat..

I've gone straight to coffee meets..

I tend to leave the masturbation until later.. "

lol

Wish i lived in Ireland!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I don't have work I do go home, lay on the bed and watch porn, sort myself out and then when done I get on with the cleaning.

Multi-tasking at it's finest!"

Yes, It does make sense to clean after you've made a mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I don't have work I do go home, lay on the bed and watch porn, sort myself out and then when done I get on with the cleaning.

Multi-tasking at it's finest!"

Nah, multi-tasking is watching porn while sorting yourself out and doing the cleaning. You're clealy a learner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I don't have work I do go home, lay on the bed and watch porn, sort myself out and then when done I get on with the cleaning.

Multi-tasking at it's finest!

Nah, multi-tasking is watching porn while sorting yourself out and doing the cleaning. You're clealy a learner."

Amateur, if it was watching porn, while sorting yourself out and doing the ironing then there would be a serious element of risk! dropping the duster isn't quite the same a dropping the Iron!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And to think right now across the land thousands of women are lying on their bed wishing they had a cock to play with...what a fecking waste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And to think right now across the land thousands of women are lying on their bed wishing they had a cock to play with...what a fecking waste!

"

I wish I had a cock to play with. I also wish I had a sick bowl to hand as I feel a tad queasy. Anyone want to come and lovingly stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok? Not averse to a quick shag either, if it's doggy style.

And I'm not pregnant as I've not had sex since last September.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a house husband...I can't say my window cleaner does it for me tho...

Fab.com all morning. ...then housework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

"

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing "

Trust me, when it comes to wanking i just wish i could be paid for it! I'd get my name on the waiting list at Learjet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing

Trust me, when it comes to wanking i just wish i could be paid for it! I'd get my name on the waiting list at Learjet!"

You should do videos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing

Trust me, when it comes to wanking i just wish i could be paid for it! I'd get my name on the waiting list at Learjet!

You should do videos "

I'd do one with you! Seriously, It's crossed my mind but i'd rather make them than star in them.

Having said that, i'm usually wanking when i make one so same difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing

Trust me, when it comes to wanking i just wish i could be paid for it! I'd get my name on the waiting list at Learjet!

You should do videos

I'd do one with you! Seriously, It's crossed my mind but i'd rather make them than star in them.

Having said that, i'm usually wanking when i make one so same difference! "

I'd watch them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would but i've been wanking so much the last few days i've got a sore cock! lol

Honestly, if i were to turn up with a scab on my dick you'd naturally reach the conclusion that i was very ill instead of just a wanker!

The thought of you wanking so much that you've got a sore cock is strangely arousing

Trust me, when it comes to wanking i just wish i could be paid for it! I'd get my name on the waiting list at Learjet!

You should do videos

I'd do one with you! Seriously, It's crossed my mind but i'd rather make them than star in them.

Having said that, i'm usually wanking when i make one so same difference!

I'd watch them!!"

A girl after my own heart! I have trouble finding a memory stick big enough, you have to cum within the first 8 hours or you're stuffed!

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Mr here. Based on my time on tinder and pof plenty of then go back home and arrange fun during their few free hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr here. Based on my time on tinder and pof plenty of then go back home and arrange fun during their few free hours."

I have signed up to POF twice now and each time i try to login using the details they've confirmed to me in an email the account doesn't exist!??

I thought it was just a scam??

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