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"Hello everyone just wondering if people could help me improve my profile? " Not really. You can improve it, though. Have a go at writing a profile. You know, more than two brief (badly written) sentences. It might improve your chances. | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? " Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change. | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change." Sounds like an oddly complex mixed metaphor but hey ho. Was that some sort of snide remark that I'm bisexual so ladies would prefer a straight guy to a bisexual one? If so, look again. My question to the op was for him to question himself on what his best 'selling' point is. I've got one, maybe you have, but I see no evidence of the ops. Find that USP, Op and you'll be well away. | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change. Sounds like an oddly complex mixed metaphor but hey ho. Was that some sort of snide remark that I'm bisexual so ladies would prefer a straight guy to a bisexual one? If so, look again. " No, it was a gag based on your photo! Absolutely nothing to do with your bisexuality, I hadn't even read your profile! | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change. Sounds like an oddly complex mixed metaphor but hey ho. Was that some sort of snide remark that I'm bisexual so ladies would prefer a straight guy to a bisexual one? If so, look again. No, it was a gag based on your photo! Absolutely nothing to do with your bisexuality, I hadn't even read your profile!" Well that's made me look like a right miserable dildo then, hasn't it?! 
Anyway, you can't tell from the photo if my cock was actually I between that warm and welcoming tight gap in the cushions so I have NO idea what you're implying.  | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change. Sounds like an oddly complex mixed metaphor but hey ho. Was that some sort of snide remark that I'm bisexual so ladies would prefer a straight guy to a bisexual one? If so, look again. No, it was a gag based on your photo! Absolutely nothing to do with your bisexuality, I hadn't even read your profile! Well that's made me look like a right miserable dildo then, hasn't it?!
Anyway, you can't tell from the photo if my cock was actually I between that warm and welcoming tight gap in the cushions so I have NO idea what you're implying. "Hehe .....Steve you plonker 
But I'll tell you why I'd pick you .... Cause you'd carry my shopping for me of course | |||
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"Answer this: why would a lady choose you rather than me for sex? Because Steve, you prefer fucking the gap between the sofa cushions. I wouldn't want to be rooting around in there for loose change. Sounds like an oddly complex mixed metaphor but hey ho. Was that some sort of snide remark that I'm bisexual so ladies would prefer a straight guy to a bisexual one? If so, look again. No, it was a gag based on your photo! Absolutely nothing to do with your bisexuality, I hadn't even read your profile! Well that's made me look like a right miserable dildo then, hasn't it?!
Anyway, you can't tell from the photo if my cock was actually I between that warm and welcoming tight gap in the cushions so I have NO idea what you're implying. "Ha! I'm not the snidey type. I've known you from the forums for a while, I was a Chip before I was a giraffe - and I quite like the cut of your jib. And I stand by my sentiment - I'm not venturing in there for loose change. But, as my profile suggests.... a fiver might get me interested. | |||
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"Hello everyone just wondering if people could help me improve my profile? " There is a disproportionate amount of single men on Fab, all with very similar profiles, basically saying that they are an 'easygoing guy looking for fun' or words to that effect. So how does a single lady on hotwife choose which profile to pursue, when they are all the same? So, she either picks a profile at random, in while case you could well be holding that lottery ticket. Or, and this is the more likely scenario, that woman will choose a profile that stands out a bit more. To improve your profile you should first correct the typos. Then you should say something about yourself, eg your experiences, fantasies etc. But most importantly women want to know what that man can do for for them. As I said, there are so many male profiles out there, so women can take their pick, and they will only give you one shot to impress. It's not fair, but that's the way it is. You have to sell yourself and show your personality. Your photos are nice, and you have a great body, but a greater variety of photos may make your profile a bit more enticing. Maybe one with a smile? I've only given you advise on getting you profile right, as that is all you asked for. The profile is however is only the first step. If you are not sure how to compile your profile, take a look at profiles of well-verified single guys, and see what they do. | |||
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