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Nearly 2 years on this and still no meet help lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"

Why can't you be 99% genuine?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Uni crap is as long as the other half of it and is useless anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag will be here soon with his advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two years. And in just 24 months you've managed to hone your profile, take all those pictures, go to all those socials... And still no meets?

After all that effort I have no idea fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two years. And in just 24 months you've managed to hone your profile, take all those pictures, go to all those socials... And still no meets?

After all that effort I have no idea fella. "

this

People, nosy buggers that they are, will wonder why you can't accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've plenty of pics to send privately I just don't understand when woman look for single men and I send them a message and I get nothing lol don't no what else to do haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've plenty of pics to send privately I just don't understand when woman look for single men and I send them a message and I get nothing lol don't no what else to do haha"

Because your profile shows nothing about you. When there's 18000 other men why would your profile stand out, appeal and seem better then all those others?

You need to do more than be single and have a cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've plenty of pics to send privately I just don't understand when woman look for single men and I send them a message and I get nothing lol don't no what else to do haha

Because your profile shows nothing about you. When there's 18000 other men why would your profile stand out, appeal and seem better then all those others?

You need to do more than be single and have a cock. "

Suppose your right lol

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Your profile reads like one long ranty sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should delete & start again. If the forums are anything to go by suspicions are raised if you've been on as long as you have without meeting.

Either way, you need more text about what you're looking for / what you can offer & a few more pics, your avatar is nice btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you should delete & start again. If the forums are anything to go by suspicions are raised if you've been on as long as you have without meeting.

Either way, you need more text about what you're looking for / what you can offer & a few more pics, your avatar is nice btw."

Yes I totally agree but I'd rather send my pics privately through mail rather than show everyone I'll take everything on board oh and thanks also x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag will be here soon with his advice."

Boom! Im here have no Fear! Yhh just look at mine..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"

Crude intro to your profile sets the tone for the rest: and you didn't disappoint.

There is nothing of worth in your scant right up. You are one of thousands of single men on this site. There are thousands with informative profiles that whet the appetite: yours is not one of them.

May I suggest you start with the premise the women on here are not desperate slags waiting legs akimbo for anyone who asks, lose the sense of entitlement and make an effort and try again.

Just a suggestion mind, feel free to ignore it.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"

Blimey mate, does your keyboard not do punctuation? Your posts and your profile are very difficult to read without it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also people don't want to waste time chatting then exchange pictures, and if you're sending messages without a face one maybe that's another reason why you're struggling

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

OP, small things that would stop us connecting.. spelling, can't accommodate. Anal, dogging, Watersports, and you profile reads nothing about you.

pussy to eat, you say it like its something special

How deep is the average vagina lol random qwestion ..its 4 1/2" ..Connie x

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Here's my two pence worth.

Firstly, use some puntuation. Your profile blurb is one long sentence that isn't clear to read. Stick a full stop or comma in there somewhere and help people to read and understand it. Whilst your at it you might as well put some substance to the text and say a little bit about yourself to help you stand out from all the other single men.

Secondly you have a verification from November 2014, saying she cant wait to meet you. 28 months later and you still haven't met up! The first thing I thought of then was why not? She has had meets since then, so it looks to the casual observer that your the one that didn't want to meet up.

Thirdly, change your preferences to reflect what you are really looking for. Are you seriously looking for sex with people in their nineties?

As I say, it's just my two pence worth, no offence intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"
two years and no meets you need help we can't give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my two pence worth.

Firstly, use some puntuation. Your profile blurb is one long sentence that isn't clear to read. Stick a full stop or comma in there somewhere and help people to read and understand it. Whilst your at it you might as well put some substance to the text and say a little bit about yourself to help you stand out from all the other single men.

Secondly you have a verification from November 2014, saying she cant wait to meet you. 28 months later and you still haven't met up! The first thing I thought of then was why not? She has had meets since then, so it looks to the casual observer that your the one that didn't want to meet up.

Thirdly, change your preferences to reflect what you are really looking for. Are you seriously looking for sex with people in their nineties?

As I say, it's just my two pence worth, no offence intended."

Puntuation....... Hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my two pence worth.

Firstly, use some puntuation. Your profile blurb is one long sentence that isn't clear to read. Stick a full stop or comma in there somewhere and help people to read and understand it. Whilst your at it you might as well put some substance to the text and say a little bit about yourself to help you stand out from all the other single men.

Secondly you have a verification from November 2014, saying she cant wait to meet you. 28 months later and you still haven't met up! The first thing I thought of then was why not? She has had meets since then, so it looks to the casual observer that your the one that didn't want to meet up.

Thirdly, change your preferences to reflect what you are really looking for. Are you seriously looking for sex with people in their nineties?

As I say, it's just my two pence worth, no offence intended."

Don't mean to be pedantic but from November 2014 to now is only 16 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Updated profile there will add more as the days come how's it looking fabbers ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile reads like one long ranty sentence. "

Is it any different now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was you op id delete this profile and start again

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

At least you're no longer 100% genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile reads like one long ranty sentence.

Is it any different now ??"

It might be different but it's still a pretty poor profile

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Not laid back enough for me

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple
over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"

If any profile uses the word "pleasure" or guarantees orgasms, we instantly get a vision of some dodgy Belgian porn director and someone rubbing a clit like an orbital sander. Terrible phrasing, to our way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have you "honed" your oral skills to such a peak of perfection to if you have had no meets or even replies in two years?

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Where have you "honed" your oral skills to such a peak of perfection to if you have had no meets or even replies in two years?"

Good point well made! Lol

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"I no it's a swingers site but I'm straight finding it hard to get a meet with the ladies lmao but I'm straight and I can safely say if I was gay I would of be sorted from the day and hour I joined fab is my profile ok boring not enough on it ??"
. If you take the view that most people on this site are looking for fun, it will be the non sexual side of your profile that sells you .

A profile will need to be at least fifteen lines of well thought out information about yourself .

There needs to be information that is unique to you to encourage members to. contact you .

Punctuation also helps .

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By *laqgrapeMan
over a year ago

Sanderstead

My advice would to you would be to choose a party to go to and get to personally meet people,don't rely on meets here the ratio of guys to girls is unreal its roughly about 80 guys to a girl

that even the below average girl is spoilt

for choice,so don't waste your time here

get on out there and get busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In his defence it's near impossible to get a party/social/m+g invite if you're an unverified single male in Ireland or N.Ireland.

It's a small, closed community it seems .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Updated profile there will add more as the days come how's it looking fabbers ??"

Get rid of the sentence 'I guess you can say my skills at giving woman screaming orgasms have been perfected orally .. Oh and I've got a masters degree on that subject ha'

Whilst the 'ha' at the end suggests a joke, overall it comes across as arrogant, not all women can orgasm whether orally or not so you'd be wasting your time

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

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