FabSwingers.com forum: How to Improve my success

By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Hey Guys and Girls

Been on here a few weeks, had few contacts and messages.However first GB was a disaster and the lady such a time waster! Never again go back to her again!

However I want to learn from mistakes and improve my chances of success on here. What do you think of my profile and more importantly changes to make??

Many Thanks Fabers

WickedMan

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Your profile is not good op all it says is you want sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny that your profile says the woman at the gb gave u the best bj ever

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I don't know where to start to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know where to start to be honest!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that's a made up, joke profile?

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

Oh sweet mother of jesus,,,,

No wonder single guys are pasted on here, ffs op read your profile and think about what anyone else might think of it

If you still think after doing that that it's OK good on you. But serrrrriouslly ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexually fore filled

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Mate, people are taking the piss a bit, but tbh it's kinda inevitable what's written.

I think it's laudable that you've tried to say more than most blokes, but you've ended up with a something that sounds like Borat extolling his sexual prowess.

Not much makes me laugh in life right now. I have to admit I'm giggling like mad at "My penis is always ready to get in on the action" though.

I have this vision (disturbing/funny) of this disembodied cock standing proudly in the corner, egging you on and patiently waiting to dive in

I'm sorry, it just does read that way. Just try to express in a simpler, less....well, ridiculous, way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the Borat reference made me laugh. It is a pretty diabolical read. Id wipe that and start again, carefully, using the intelligence you speak of

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Have a wank then re-write it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need and outlet to fuck and release my male energy into a another women's body!"

Nothing turns me on more than being considered a sperm outlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""need and outlet to fuck and release my male energy into a another women's body!"

Nothing turns me on more than being considered a sperm outlet."

I believe the modern vernacular is a 'cum dump', surely every woman's dream. No ? Anyone ?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

""need and outlet to fuck and release my male energy into a another women's body!"

Nothing turns me on more than being considered a sperm outlet."

Sarah - I exist to ravish the quivering fulcrum of your femininity with my aching man-weapon.

Is that any better? Is this the way to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post contradicts your profile..

And your profile contradicts the fact you state you're intelligent..

Delete it all and start again would be my advice...

Read through the other threads asking for advice and away you go..

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

In fairness, I do wonder if English isn't his first language.

All the more reason to work closely on the wording though, if that's the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely that's a made up, joke profile? "
hehe hey he needs help he needs sex and after all this is a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having decided to take a look at his profile, I was expecting a 3 word profile ay most...but no, I was pleasently surprised at seeing a long profile, that was until I read it

Nothing less than a complete rewrite will do!!

Poppy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""need and outlet to fuck and release my male energy into a another women's body!"

Nothing turns me on more than being considered a sperm outlet."

I actually made this face

when I read that line

Poppy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braggart. Instant turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, have you been watching too much porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah - I exist to ravish the quivering fulcrum of your femininity with my aching man-weapon.

Is that any better? Is this the way to go?

Much better, I'm on my way.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Sarah - I exist to ravish the quivering fulcrum of your femininity with my aching man-weapon.

Is that any better? Is this the way to go?

Much better, I'm on my way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I tried to read it all, but I couldn't I nearly fell asleep. Huge turn off!

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Yeap but the truth!!

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Thanks for the honesty and how can I make the changes required? So just focusing on the sex is bad idea?

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

I like the honesty, but I need advice to correct my errors in profile and make the changes needed?

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Nope its a real profile but your not a fan! I would love to know whats wrong with it and more importantly the changes required?

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Cheers matey.

Thanks for the honesty from your comment as your one of the few to go into detail about my profile. Will make changes required to improve it.

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Cheers for that, will re-Write my profile.

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Thanks for the honesty and was a bad idea to use Ideas from Mantransformation. What will re-write my profile.

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Fair enough, how could I make the correct changes so it doesn't bore you again?

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

I have read all 23 comments and using the comments made some changes to my profile as told by other users. I can't say its the finished article but got rid of the main complaints.

Feel free to comment on the New profile.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy _ost socks profile. /thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read all 23 comments and using the comments made some changes to my profile as told by other users. I can't say its the finished article but got rid of the main complaints.

Feel free to comment on the New profile.

Thanks"

That is a revised profile? I could not get beyond the Fabsingerbafta bit. What is that? Some sort of award ceremony? Then I moved to the pictures. Scrub it and start again.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"I have read all 23 comments and using the comments made some changes to my profile as told by other users. I can't say its the finished article but got rid of the main complaints.

Feel free to comment on the New profile.

Thanks"
it's still rubbish op

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

"I'm here to get physical"

Oh dear haha!! I thought this thread was a joke at first

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By *pl4funalwaysCouple
over a year ago

Murton

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By *pl4funalwaysCouple
over a year ago

Murton

I really want to know what FAbsingersbafta ??

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Copy _ost socks profile. /thread"

Serious? It's a masterpiece of waffle and drivel written by a middle-aged, lonely Welsh idiot.

Thanks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeap but the truth!!"

Reply +quote is helpful... People will know who you are replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy _ost socks profile. /thread

Serious? It's a masterpiece of waffle and drivel written by a middle-aged, lonely Welsh idiot.

Thanks though

You won't be thanking me when everyone adopts the hairy niche and you lose your angle

For serious one of the best profiles I've seen on fab though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This profile is copy and pasted from the encyclopaedia. It is under the heading:

"How to write a long but ridiculous profile that makes me look like a right tosser on Fab"

Sorry OP..but it really does read dreadfully!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Copy _ost socks profile. /thread

Serious? It's a masterpiece of waffle and drivel written by a middle-aged, lonely Welsh idiot.

Thanks though

You won't be thanking me when everyone adopts the hairy niche and you lose your angle

For serious one of the best profiles I've seen on fab though

No-one can outdo me on the hairy thing - I bloomin own that category. Well, judging by all the gay/bi guys that message me, I do (which is fine!).

Thanks again - you're profile is lovely too.

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Copy _ost socks profile. /thread

Serious? It's a masterpiece of waffle and drivel written by a middle-aged, lonely Welsh idiot.

Thanks though

You won't be thanking me when everyone adopts the hairy niche and you lose your angle

For serious one of the best profiles I've seen on fab though

No-one can outdo me on the hairy thing - I bloomin own that category. Well, judging by all the gay/bi guys that message me, I do (which is fine!).

Thanks again - you're profile is lovely too."

Top profile fella! You have nailed it. So jealous as to use all your good ideas would just be a standard copy and paste which is not what I am about.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Copy _ost socks profile. /thread

Serious? It's a masterpiece of waffle and drivel written by a middle-aged, lonely Welsh idiot.

Thanks though

You won't be thanking me when everyone adopts the hairy niche and you lose your angle

For serious one of the best profiles I've seen on fab though

No-one can outdo me on the hairy thing - I bloomin own that category. Well, judging by all the gay/bi guys that message me, I do (which is fine!).

Thanks again - you're profile is lovely too.

Top profile fella! You have nailed it. So jealous as to use all your good ideas would just be a standard copy and paste which is not what I am about.

Yeah, you're not allowed to plagiarise me. Actually - you waffle nearly as much as me.

Must be a Celtic thing

Seriously though - I like yours. I think we're both using a similar approach

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I just read it now, that's the improved version?

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

"I just read it now, that's the improved version?"

Only when I got to end of thread did I realise that the version had been re written.

Need to think about the woman and not just your needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read it now, that's the improved version?"

I assumed it was the original one as it is still about the worst I've seen

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

OP. Don't change a thing.

If it's a true reflection of your character and your attitude then it should remain unchanged so it reflects the real you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a bit better, still not great though but mainly because you are looking for something that won't really appeal to most women on here.

You don't really have anything to offer sexually liberated women who know what they want and DO want things during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is interesting is that you state you've had a meet and gang bang. You serious mate? With a profile like the one you have now which is the improved version?

If that got you a meet in 2 weeks I'll need to rewrite mine!

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Thank you for the honesty, I believe on FabSwingers was being honest about your sexual preferences. I see Im mistaken and need to target women's needs. Its confusing as most ladies on here are swingers or just for fun!! I need some helpful tips?

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Well truth be told yes even before any changes, It seems I need to do even more re-writing!!

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Seriously mines not great but yours is not exactly anything I want to copy!! Get some class with pictures and a decent username, then comeback and criticise me!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the honesty, I believe on FabSwingers was being honest about your sexual preferences. I see Im mistaken and need to target women's needs. Its confusing as most ladies on here are swingers or just for fun!! I need some helpful tips? "

Yes women are here for fun, but that means you need to offer them fun...we aren't a service.

I'm sure you're not a completely selfish lover so put the kinds of things you enjoy doing to women that you know they enjoy and will tempt them to consider meeting you.

Keep all the stuff you want as well, obviously you wanna meet people who want to give you what you want too but you basically offer nothing much to women apart from your 'fit' body...which most guys on here have a fitter body than yours anyway, with a 6 pack, sorry to be rude about that as i personally don't have a problem with your body and think it's decent enough but just saying that you haven't even offered the best but are acting like you have got the best. Or maybe update your pics if your body has abs and shit now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you're not a completely selfish lover so put the kinds of things you enjoy doing to women that you know they enjoy and will tempt them to consider meeting you.

This^^, you don't even have to offer them anything sexual, like you have spooning on your profile and some women might like that. But let them know about anything you enjoy giving to women that you feel would appeal to them.

And if you yourself can't think of anything you have to offer then you are pretty fucked on here.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"Seriously mines not great but yours is not exactly anything I want to copy!! Get some class with pictures and a decent username, then comeback and criticise me!! lol"
oh the irony

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Seriously mines not great but yours is not exactly anything I want to copy!! Get some class with pictures and a decent username, then comeback and criticise me!! lol oh the irony

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

Hands up I messed with first set of changes and Fabswingers after was the biggest telling of I got this time!! Its the only way to learn from the lovely people on here. I actually enjoy the feedback. Even the absloute kickings I get mainly!! I will improve my profile slowly but surly get it done the right way.

Feel free to check it out and leave me feedback fabswingers!!

Many Thanks

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By *ICKEDMAN OP Man
over a year ago

Harrow

I love the honesty you have written and what I will write a better profile that engages both me and woman that want to spend there time with me rather than some other hunky or stallion. I am decent guy and need to use my best asserts firstly then grow new skills.

Thanks

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