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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

The date able ladies don't want to fuck make love sit on my face and the undateables well they won't even give us a flash so what I'm looking for is some really informative advice from a bunch of really helpful people be nice haha as if

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some "
don't know how to use them least I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Informative advice?? On what

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"Informative advice?? On what"
on how to use commas get laid then a little bit more advice on commas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Informative advice?? On what on how to use commas get laid then a little bit more advice on commas "

Then take _rightonsteve's advice

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some don't know how to use them least I'm honest "

I suggest you find out. Really.

Your profile is unreadable without punctuation, the ladies will pass it straight by if they can't read what is said. They don't have the time to decipher it.

Not that it says much anyway.

Not sure the status is particularly appealing, either .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some don't know how to use them least I'm honest

I suggest you find out. Really.

Your profile is unreadable without punctuation, the ladies will pass it straight by if they can't read what is said. They don't have the time to decipher it.

Not that it says much anyway.

Not sure the status is particularly appealing, either ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some "

I read this as coma shop pmsl

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"Patience is the key lol"
lol patience on here you'd be half past dead thank god for badoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to treat is as an opportunity to have good fun and chat to people not use it as a cheap way to get laid or wanked off on cam this is a swingers site not an escort agency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some don't know how to use them least I'm honest "

I won't even mention Oxford commas then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Referring to women you don't rate as undatables while bemoaning that even they won't meet you is indicative of an attitude that probably won't get you far on here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Informative advice?? On what on how to use commas get laid then a little bit more advice on commas "

I laughed at that. A comma means a little short pause in what you're saying, like taking a breath. Read your profile out loud without taking a breath and you'll see how difficult it is. People read it like that. Now read it again and stick a comma in when you take a breath, like this.

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

Here goes nothing, it's all shit and giggles, till someone giggles and shits

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some "

The full stop shop next door also have some bargains.....go on, treat yourself!

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some

The full stop shop next door also have some bargains.....go on, treat yourself! "
and where do I put the full stop; before or after I've finished, or do I just stop half way thru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some don't know how to use them least I'm honest "

What about full stops?

You use apostrophes well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some

I read this as coma shop pmsl "

All this correcting people on their use of commas is putting me into a coma.

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some

I read this as coma shop pmsl

All this correcting people on their use of commas is putting me into a coma. "
fuck everyone get there sex toys out, let's have a 5 minute break.

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some don't know how to use them least I'm honest

What about full stops?

You use apostrophes well though."
damn them curbed are hot !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some "
Lots of guys trying to look cool with grammar comments on a swinging site.....very droll and very same old same old same faces same comments...now if you wer female op ,same story,oh hang on maybe not

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some Lots of guys trying to look cool with grammar comments on a swinging site.....very droll and very same old same old same faces same comments...now if you wer female op ,same story,oh hang on maybe not "
really if I had flower garden and pair of you know what I wouldn't get corrected x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP It's not a dating site.

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By *ere to please321 OP   Man
over a year ago

lincolshire


"OP It's not a dating site."
Is it not oops damn ummm well now I'm in a sticky mess

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some Lots of guys trying to look cool with grammar comments on a swinging site.....very droll and very same old same old same faces same comments...now if you wer female op ,same story,oh hang on maybe not "

Well women seldom ask for profile advice on here;

But if one did and couldn't write intelligible English I would bloody well tell her too ...

And it's not to " look cool" it's to help people write intelligible stuff that gets them noticed;

The OP is determined not to take any advice; and thinks this site Is instashag; so it's pretty pointless trying to help.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The comma shop are having a sale. You could buy some Lots of guys trying to look cool with grammar comments on a swinging site.....very droll and very same old same old same faces same comments...now if you wer female op ,same story,oh hang on maybe not "

Actually, if you're referring to me, I'd give the same advice to whoever asked if they had the same issue. People ask for comments and I give them. At least it's constructive advice. Where's yours?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Informative advice?? On what on how to use commas get laid then a little bit more advice on commas "

Commas are like a willie: whatever you do or don't do with it a woman will tell you off

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