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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "Am I right in guessing, from reading and trying to make sense of your message that you're not getting any meets? | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"You have to admit he does have a way with words!, | |||
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"I see your problem might be referring to women as gaping whores and the fact you're waving your cock around!" Dear God I actually missed the 'gaping whore' part on the first read. I find that vile, to be honest. Good luck on here pal, you'll need it. | |||
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"If your a site "gem" with a poor attitude like that God help us all " Lol | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "I'm at a loss on this one | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "As with all things patience is key. Good hygiene and manners dont hurt either. And good grammar..... | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,"And I'm truly lost for words | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words "I think this one is beyond help.... | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words
I think this one is beyond help...."I concur | |||
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"It always makes me laugh when someone comes out with shit like this, and then wonders why they can't get meets. " | |||
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"The OP has been strangely quiet throughout all of this. Perhaps his sharp eloquence has run dry...." He's at the train station  | |||
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"The OP has been strangely quiet throughout all of this. Perhaps his sharp eloquence has run dry.... He's at the train station "Ah so someone did point him and his profile in the right direction as he requested...how kind! | |||
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"The OP has been strangely quiet throughout all of this. Perhaps his sharp eloquence has run dry.... He's at the train station
Ah so someone did point him and his profile in the right direction as he requested...how kind!
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"Yep...the word WHORE stuck out like...something that shouldn't be stuck out. That sort of mind set gets the royal fuck off as far as I am concerned!" I think it gets the same royal tribute from most on the site. This is verging on Fabicide. | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,"yes but not the way he was taught that and his cock are his downfall if the woman can decipher the message he sends she probably immediately deletes it hehe  | |||
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold. I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging "cmon a car can be useful | |||
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold. I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful "It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. | |||
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold. I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful
It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. " suck-u-bus | |||
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use.." It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets. A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets. That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account. So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low. | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus"This gaping whore would too. Would rather be fucked by a bag of rusty razor blades than entertain your good self...unless I'm wrong and you tell me I'm missing something?! | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus
This gaping whore would too. Would rather be fucked by a bag of rusty razor blades than entertain your good self...unless I'm wrong and you tell me I'm missing something?!"the rusty razor blades maybe  | |||
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use.. It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets. A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets. That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account. So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low." He has a brain (that apparently comes with his job) so he'll be able to work that out, no problem... | |||
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" And what do you mean by the line 'Have a brain-comes with the job' "Probably works in a mortuary; they will have loads in jars.... | |||
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Weather they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother " Put down the shovel OP | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "I give the same pointers to those that ask... There are countless threads offering generic profile advice in the archives.. happy reading.. Although I'd have thought a guy with a brain would be able to craft a profile that attracts without needing to ask .  | |||
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use.. It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets. A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets. That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account. So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low. He has a brain (that apparently comes with his job) so he'll be able to work that out, no problem..." The expression "I have a brain" does make me chuckle Everyone has a brain, it's just some of us are better equipped at using it than others | |||
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Weather they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother " ***whether***. As you use your words properly | |||
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Wether they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother ***whether***. As you use your words properly " | |||
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Wether they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother ***whether***. As you use your words properly "as you're the wordsmith... its their potential not there.. 
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Wether they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother ***whether***. As you use your words properly as you're the wordsmith...
its their potential not there..
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
.. is yourself.. " | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking "What makes you a 'real deal gem' as opposed to a 'mind numbing time wasting(sic)'? Do you think we all sleep with 'retards' on this site if we're not sleeping with you? And why is it so bad to sleep with someone who has a mental development condition? I mean, if they can consent, that's all that matters right? | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words
I think this one is beyond help...."Well he does serve the purpose of making Gems look even shinier and so thanks mate.lol | |||
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold. I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful
It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. "Bus pass even! | |||
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"Never before have I been so pleased to be called a "mind numbing, time wasting retard". Having had a meet I think my chances of another have increased since your initial post. " Now how funny you say that I was thinking the same thing! Lol | |||
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages But I think not But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting But that kind of attitude Is wrong , but right I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident Everyone likes to brag I'm guessing everyone subconsciously Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason Wether they do or not is another matter But we're because we all are Get over it :: I use words properly I won't change my words to be polite Unless its to my mother ***whether***. As you use your words properly as you're the wordsmith...
its their potential not there..
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
.. is yourself.. "Being Dyslexic myself I will not criticise people for thier spelling or grammer. But using a word like "Retard" makes the writer a Dick! | |||
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"So I was reading some of the other Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us "Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction Or at least to where the gaping Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
What makes you a 'real deal gem' as opposed to a 'mind numbing time wasting(sic)'?
Do you think we all sleep with 'retards' on this site if we're not sleeping with you?
And why is it so bad to sleep with someone who has a mental development condition? I mean, if they can consent, that's all that matters right?"Well said Sister but I fear the conceptual phylosophy behind your post will be completely lost on the OP as he is such a Gem. | |||
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" I use words properly " Hate to be the One to tell you, but your spelling, grammar and formatting are awful! | |||
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