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By *igjordan1990 OP   Man
over a year ago

bradley stoke

Dont like this site the meets are non exsistant lol

Or im just a ugly **** lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

In 2 whole weeks??

Goodness me what is the world coming to??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Are you serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think you are selling yourself the best you can in your profile hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag will be along shortly to advise you to be patient. In the meantime please be patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One second let me grab the popcorn

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dont like this site the meets are non exsistant lol

Or im just a ugly **** lol"

welcome to the club OP.....

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Didn't anybody tell him there was a probationary period?

Honestly, should have read the small print xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience young padowan. Patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They definitely exist...

Unless you have more options than none existent and ugly...then your stuck with ugly, and I don't think it's that.

The reason you lack meets may fall elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One second let me grab the popcorn "

I don't have any can I share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not ugly OP you need to practice you're blue steel more.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

OMG have just the pictures and you look about 12 - you'll need to take your passport along to meets to prove your age x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Seriously tho, you've been here a fortnight, have a one line profile and you are very Young which seems to be a problem when these threads pop up .

Maybe reevaluate your expectations and work on it a bit more. And as said above.. Patience!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Get yerself a parrot pic, a pirate outfit and a hairy chest - works well for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 10 years worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need patience lol"

We've been waiting patiently for you shag, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need patience lol

We've been waiting patiently for you shag, thank you "

That is right as well. I will come one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont like this site the meets are non exsistant lol

Or im just a ugly **** lol"

No, just young and impatient x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 21when I first posted a meet ....still waiting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You need patience lol

We've been waiting patiently for you shag, thank you That is right as well. I will come one day "

So will the op

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

What did you expect when you put in that massive effort of writing a whole 6 word profile??? A queue round the block??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need patience lol"

Kaching!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy! "

Knee deep in clunge, get it right!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you expect when you put in that massive effort of writing a whole 6 word profile??? A queue round the block?? "

You like tall dark and handsome, I'm short furry and funny, we'll never meet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP,as you have probably realised by now,you can be a fat,miserable 40 something women with saggy tits, and rudeness on your profile, and still get fucked.

Being a young man,who does look young,you could be the nicest person in the world,but without a huge cock or a body to die for these women will just ridicule you for your naivety.

You can stay and be patient,bide your time,talk to nice people and let them know what a lovely,mature man you are. Some men are knee deep in clunge,they have met lots of women. Have a look at those kinds of profiles and see if that is the kind of sex life you want. If you don't have any response now you can use the site to learn. No moaning though,no one loves a moaner

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy!

Knee deep in clunge, get it right!!!!! "

I don't like the word CLUNGE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a meet? Big deal. Years ago I knew 7 people who never had a dream come true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you expect when you put in that massive effort of writing a whole 6 word profile??? A queue round the block?? "

There is nothing on your profile telling a man what you have to offer. I see you asking for food and drink and a huge list of don'ts. Lucky for you,you're a woman and plenty of men will swallow that for a fuck.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy!

Knee deep in clunge, get it right!!!!!

I don't like the word CLUNGE!!!!!"

But it has the advantage of rhyming with PLUNGE quite nicely. So one could have: "with a lunge, I did plunge, my proud-piece into her clunge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks and only a few words....Obviously expectations was to be knee deep in pussy!

Knee deep in clunge, get it right!!!!!

I don't like the word CLUNGE!!!!!

But it has the advantage of rhyming with PLUNGE quite nicely. So one could have: "with a lunge, I did plunge, my proud-piece into her clunge""

Steve,why don't you give your fellow man some proper words of advice. You have so much experience you can draw from. Don't talk about cream though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont like this site the meets are non exsistant lol

Or im just a ugly **** lol"

You're a single male - one of millions on here. Be happy if your message gets read. Oh - and be selective.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Can summarise your profile....flabby and laz

Can summarise your chances here....zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One second let me grab the popcorn

I don't have any can I share?"

Sweet not salted

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"About 10 years worth."

Oooo I like that pic

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"One second let me grab the popcorn

I don't have any can I share?

Sweet not salted "

Salted or this will never work between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here always messaging and very few responses ..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...not looked at your profile, but normal stuff of good pics, telling people what you are looking for and what you are hoping to get out of a meet , maybe stick around in the forum or try a social if that's your thing.

Don't be put off by some of the posts on here, not all users are so unfriendly sounding.

To anyone this applies to....What a friendly response this is....can people please check out the forum rules, Admin ask people to be civil and there really is no need for some of these posts. If advice threads are annoying you, then please AVOID them

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