FabSwingers.com forum: No Meats

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello I'm looking for meats, I have no beef with meeting straight couples but I do find those meets less interesting.. Like counting lambs at night to sleep. I won't tell porkies I like kinky fun, spit roasts and spicy sauce everywhere.

Bite my hotdog senoritas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a butchers in your local flesherers window in the high street.

Might just meet your expectations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm looking for meats, I have no beef with meeting straight couples but I do find those meets less interesting.. Like counting lambs at night to sleep. I won't tell porkies I like kinky fun, spit roasts and spicy sauce everywhere.

Bite my hotdog senoritas x"

Think you could be for the chop.

At the very least the forum police will have the knives out for you...

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I think OP definitely needs grilling on the matter. I won't do it as I'm chicken.

- P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think OP definitely needs grilling on the matter. I won't do it as I'm chicken.

- P"

They'll let him stew for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think op needs a spitroasting, followed by a simmer in a hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork in Cider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've only just come bac on this site, but not sure we have the heart for it anymore.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Careful or you may end up with scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is definitely a lot of mince available on here

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By *all n hornMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

do women like cock o vin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burger off, I'm a veggie!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Some of these messages are offaly contrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These puns are fowl...

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Tripe....pure tripe

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Do you pull your pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always one that has to start carping on,I like to think of it as a joint affair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at all you guys, chewing the fat. These type of forum threads are 'rare', but 'well done' nonetheless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh deer OP sure someone will be game to having a veal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite my hotdog senoritas x"

I was gearing up to rip you a new one then! Well done, very funny. Best of luck. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is the dogs bollocks

in some countries, a delicacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am also looking for sweet tasting burgers. I prefer to sprinkle my mayonnaise all over the buns. It is always wise to wrap your sausage well to avoid any accidents..

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

This thread is so much better than I expected on first seeing the title of it.

Mis-spelling the word "meets" puts a mans entire reputation at steak on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you have no meat! Dont invite me for a bbq. Would be rubbish.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Did you bring any sauce with you Drpepper?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Did you bring any sauce with you Drpepper?"

That's an old line in this thread....why don't you ketchup with the trend?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Behave yourself or I will slap your rump and dig you in the rib and eye

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Open that mouth again and I will fillet

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Pardon me for being so rude, but I never mince my words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My pepperoni was too thin and it kept slipping out of the buttered crevice. I held it tightly at the base so it stayed firmly pressed against her lips. She parted them slowly to let her tongue taste the end. "Oy ! this is too spicy you bellend ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you bring any sauce with you Drpepper?"

Only home made! You will have to shake the pork sausage to get it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads a bit of a yolk!! Rather put my weener in a beef Wellington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now don't get you pepperoni in a twist, just use keep your pork pies open and get your specie sausage fingers on them key.

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By *onia1969Woman
over a year ago

Bridgwater

No one mincing there words then

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By *arry On ShaggingCouple
over a year ago

Betley

So glad we're never board or need a meat as I'm sure we'd be getting butchered on this thread by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something very fishy about this thread just thought I'd have a butchers at op's first post and thought "oh no he said spit roast, he's going to be made mincemeat of" but it turns out it's all tongue in cheek so I thought I'd have a pork at it and burger me it's quite fun

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By *arry On ShaggingCouple
over a year ago

Betley

I'm guessing we're all relishing our next meat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tempted by the thread title but the steaks were too high!!

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