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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here i am introducing myself to you all with the ever so subtle tactic of waving my cock about trying to catch your attention!

Maybe this could be a blueprint for an x rated version of Take me out or Blind date....

Insert your best 'Let the ______ see the _____' line here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here i am introducing myself to you all with the ever so subtle tactic of waving my cock about trying to catch your attention!

Maybe this could be a blueprint for an x rated version of Take me out or Blind date....

Insert your best 'Let the ______ see the _____' line here!

"

Let the bird see the worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else."

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here i am introducing myself to you all with the ever so subtle tactic of waving my cock about trying to catch your attention!

Maybe this could be a blueprint for an x rated version of Take me out or Blind date....

It looks photo shopped

Insert your best 'Let the ______ see the _____' line here!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely. "

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I don't mind his cock

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't! "

hey, never said I wasn't shallow.

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By *ikeJaneCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

If naked pole-vaulting ever becomes an olympic sport you'll be sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't!

hey, never said I wasn't shallow. "

Being shallow won't help you with OPs cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FINALLY! A "look at me" thread where the OP actually has something to look at!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If naked pole-vaulting ever becomes an olympic sport you'll be sorted "

In that case let the pole see the vault.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't!

hey, never said I wasn't shallow.

Being shallow won't help you with OPs cock! "

Badum tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't!

hey, never said I wasn't shallow.

Being shallow won't help you with OPs cock!

Badum tish "

Thank you! I'll be here all week, try the veal...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality "

Oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality

Oh the irony "

Sorry Tom have i nailed one of your family memebers or something.... you seem bitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree whole heartedly, to coin a phrase, seen one seen em all, I want to see the bit of skin the dick is attached to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im more than happy to send a face pic to anyone that would like to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy is funny. Wait! No veris after 1 week? Must be something wrong! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This guy is funny. Wait! No veris after 1 week? Must be something wrong! lol "

Ha! its easier to get laid on a night out than it is on here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"This guy is funny. Wait! No veris after 1 week? Must be something wrong! lol

Ha! its easier to get laid on a night out than it is on here "

Not at my age it aint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality

Oh the irony

Sorry Tom have i nailed one of your family memebers or something.... you seem bitter! "

Not bitter jealous haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality

Oh the irony

Sorry Tom have i nailed one of your family memebers or something.... you seem bitter!

Not bitter jealous haha"

Youve nothing to be jealous of mate weve been here a week each and im doing no better than you. And Wyred, im sure youd get some ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha theres more to me than just a penis! If you like what you see come say hi and hopefully youl see i have a nice personality

Oh the irony

Sorry Tom have i nailed one of your family memebers or something.... you seem bitter!

Not bitter jealous haha

Youve nothing to be jealous of mate weve been here a week each and im doing no better than you. And Wyred, im sure youd get some ;-p"

I was being sarcastic it wouldn't suit me as I wear skinny jeans

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"And Wyred, im sure youd get some ;-p"

Its happened. Not often, but once or twice. Easier to get the roofies in their drinks to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Roofie me any day of the week ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Wyred, im sure youd get some ;-p

Its happened. Not often, but once or twice. Easier to get the roofies in their drinks to be honest. "

Roofie? Just gimme a glass of water and we're good to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love forum romances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

Yeah but his looks "above average". I'm sure most here...er...aren't!

hey, never said I wasn't shallow. "

Damn is that where I'm going wrong... I should actually get the beast out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is twice the size!

Please note some or all of the above may not be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely. "

I'm sure if you do a google reverse search...you will see quite a lot more of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

I'm sure if you do a google reverse search...you will see quite a lot more of it...."

What do you mean?

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Let the obnoxious see the intolerable...

Sorry that's not to do with this thread- just paddy macguiness an his show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else."

Shhhhh now...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

On fab for 5 days.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear. You've fallen into the trap that it seems most new single guys fall into when they join fab - thinking that it's all about your cock and that the ladies want to see pictures of it and nothing else.

I could go for seeing the OPs cock a bit more closely.

I'm sure if you do a google reverse search...you will see quite a lot more of it...."

Oh, busted!

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