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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was can I fuck you but you touch my cock I'll break your jaw. Such a polite lad haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

That's wrong...on so many levels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaa, ever the charmer!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels! "

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force "

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

Jesus ! And I was only going to ask if I can shit in yer handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me to find the biggest vegetable I had in my fridge and shove it up his arse.... Needless to say all I could offer was a big potato and I was t wasting that on a man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

Only in Teesside lol

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By *ornyHousewife 68Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force "

So come on then ..... did you go for it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!"

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?

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By *appycouple8543Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Lol the world is full of weird people but this site seems to have more than its fair share lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys wanting hard sports

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yea I get asked if they can get me pregnant quite often

they get told only if I can have a down payment £5000 to set up the nursery and also get CSA for life too, generally I get blocked after that can't think why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys wanting hard sports "

What is hard sports ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door

No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys wanting hard sports

What is hard sports ?"

poo poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door

No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone."

That would be some size hole in their door lol

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.

Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.

I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.

I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

A couple ( or supposed couple) wanted me to come over and just stick my cock through a hole in the door

No words or every seeing their face's. The funny thing is they both spoke to me on the phone.

That would be some size hole in their door lol

"

Yes , I wonder if I would have fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.

Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.

I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.

I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "

Will you get banned if you share it on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys wanting hard sports

What is hard sports ?

poo poo"

Hmmm we call that scat in the USA

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.

Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.

I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.

I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "

the birthing the egg thing...what????..the mind boggles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.

Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.

I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.

I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. "
guessing the illegal thing would be a less comical version of me wearing my wolf hat during see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

overnight I,ve been offered a fffm from a 53 year old guy, the other 2 fems are allegedly 14 + 15, yes, I,ve reported him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"overnight I,ve been offered a fffm from a 53 year old guy, the other 2 fems are allegedly 14 + 15, yes, I,ve reported him."

Jesus.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

So wrong but this thread did make me giggle.

Maybe I should offer my breeding services to those who require it.

At which meet is it polite to let them know you've had a vasectomy?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So wrong but this thread did make me giggle.

Maybe I should offer my breeding services to those who require it.

At which meet is it polite to let them know you've had a vasectomy?

;-)"

I'd say the 10th meet but make sure you tell them about the alzheimers as well (easy get out then lol).

I've had the breeders and shit ones. Some sick fuckers on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?"

Its called discretion !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I get hard sports, period play, breeding regularly.

Oh some guy wanted me to sit on an ornamental egg, hold it inside me, then birth it out while he watches.

I get another that regularly asks if I can fart in his mouth.

I've also had to put a disclaimer on my profile saying I won't do anything illegal and I will report, due to the amount of requests I get for one particular illegal thing. guessing the illegal thing would be a less comical version of me wearing my wolf hat during see? "

Yeah. People taking sex positions literally. Doggy style

*shudders*

Enrages me. Admin must get so many reports from me for that.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !"

I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !

I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women. "

Yup, think this was a guy to be honest !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I may start asking for 'normal sex'. See how that goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may start asking for 'normal sex'. See how that goes.

"

My normal sex might make your hair curl

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hair?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?"

They can't talk with their mouths full..,;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?

Its called discretion ! "

I'd fecking know...... Any guy tries to suck my cock or put his up my poop shoot had better have a liking for hospital food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?

Its called discretion !

I'd fecking know...... Any guy tries to suck my cock or put his up my poop shoot had better have a liking for hospital food!"

Nice. You could always just say no thanks !

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle


"Its not just men, just had a rather strongly worded sexually descriptive message from a young lady which seemed too good to be true to be honest. Fortunately, I never think with the brain in my pants !

I get those too....mainly from blokes pretending to be women.

Yup, think this was a guy to be honest !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe there is a shortage of gay guys, but to be honest I doubt it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may start asking for 'normal sex'. See how that goes.

"

that is like people who want others with common interests but they don't fill their damn profile in! We are all different dammit that is why it's fun.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Hang on - I'm writing these down = it's obviously where I'm going wrong.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ripping out of ovaries and the birthing of eggs are definitely new ones to me!

I feel a bit disappointed now that we haven't had any bizarre requests? What's wrong with us?!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

You obviously look incorruptible.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Yea I get asked if they can get me pregnant quite often

they get told only if I can have a down payment £5000 to set up the nursery and also get CSA for life too, generally I get blocked after that can't think why

"

I think they should have the funds to put £2 or 3 million in a trust fund, and provide one with a gold plated pension, before they at least consider it.

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola


"guys wanting hard sports

What is hard sports ?

poo poo

Hmmm we call that scat in the USA "

hardsports is when pooped and that's it scat is when you pooped and play with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't anyone have normal in-out sex anymore. And how can anyone find shit arousing? Wow next people will be saying there necrophiliac's soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

Woow, too much info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

Yorkshire ripper?

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Wow next people will be saying there necrophiliac's soon"

Can always combine a few and flog a dead horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!!

That's wrong...on so many levels!

Isn't it just! I'm pretty sure he is probably known to his local police force

Possibly...!! I've had more than one offer of being impregnated. What's all that about?!

I have had at least three wanted me to breed them..... Just wrong.

Thank god for the block button

And same for the gay/bi blokes who want to "suck my great cock" but promise not to tell..... How does that work?

Its called discretion ! "

Or a straight guy that likes to suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my most weird one was that he "wanted to fuck me so hard and then pull my ovaries out"....

WTF?!!!! "

lost for words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta rass just scrolled through the messages oh boi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men in here haven't got anything better to do hun I use to be a single day on this self my self know that feeling some are all mouth no play don't let them get to you they aren't worth it big kiss X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy wanted us to shove a lettuce up his arse.......and that was just the tip of the iceberg!

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted us to shove a lettuce up his arse.......and that was just the tip of the iceberg!

Sorry

"

Pahahahahhaahaaa!!!!!!

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