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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm an intelligent, professional male. Reasonable appearance and very good imagination. I'm 6'2 and rugby build. Love to please, tease and enjoy company. Nothing is better than pleasuring a lady. I'm desperate to meet. Work prevents pics but will share xx

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough


"I'm an intelligent, professional male. Reasonable appearance and very good imagination. I'm 6'2 and rugby build. Love to please, tease and enjoy company. Nothing is better than pleasuring a lady. I'm desperate to meet. Work prevents pics but will share xx "

Well thats one word to put anyone off...'desperate'

Maybe put some of whats above on your profile too, because you sound like 2 completely different people

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

oh and whats breaking a duck???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

desperate to meet will make me think NO ta

and "willing to lie how we met"

why is this shameful its swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and work may prevent a face pic yawn!!!!!

but body shots arent allowed now to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willing to lie about how we met... I don't pretend to be something I'm not."

Contradiction...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So work prevents you displaying face pics.

Many of your colleagues on here then?

As others have said, stating that you're desperate to meet is very unattractive and will put many people off.

Your profile currently says absolutely nothing about you, and certainly nothing of what you can offer a potential meet. What makes you different from the thousands of other guys on here.

I would suggest searching the forum for the numerous threads on the subject of profile advice. They now all appear within the Introductions section, so should be much easier to find.

Many, many single guys have asked for help and advice, and most have been given some very helpful tips. See if you can apply any of it to your own profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm an intelligent, professional male. Reasonable appearance and very good imagination. I'm 6'2 and rugby build. Love to please, tease and enjoy company. Nothing is better than pleasuring a lady. I'm desperate to meet. Work prevents pics but will share xx "

This actually tells more than your profile.

No pics due to work? Why?

Most people work. It's a pieceof piss to put pics up that enable people to get an idea of what you look like without identifying you.

Without any you stand no chance of even chipping, let alone breaking your duck.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"oh and whats breaking a duck???"

does he mean breaking wind???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to a local social, there is one in Wakey sat night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an intelligent, professional male. Reasonable appearance and very good imagination. I'm 6'2 and rugby build. Love to please, tease and enjoy company. Nothing is better than pleasuring a lady. I'm desperate to meet. Work prevents pics but will share xx "

"Work prevents pics" never works here. You are one of many thousands and there is no need for strangers to give you the benefit of the doubt.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Have a good look at the social side of the scene. You can enjoy meeting several people who you might get on well with in one relaxed no strings evening out. Once you have a few verifications 'from meeting in person' you should find it easier to get a few more.

Rather than being 'desperate to meet' Be relaxed and informal.

Best wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to sell from a negative.

Like "buy this car, brakes suck a bit plus one time a teenage guy stole it - drove it for a month before he got caught"

The saying "Put your best foot forward" exists for a reason.

On a good note, at least you're brave enough to ask for advice. If you're that brave then maybe if you polish up your act a bit you'll do fine.

Confidence is a tricky thing to build up. Women seem to sense such things a mile away. Being natural is a good thing.

Life is Wicked Good ~ LOVE ~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a secret spy or a member of the Royal family??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a secret spy or a member of the Royal family??! "

What do you mean?

Nothing Royal about my family, for sure!! Besides, they're all back in the Boston area. I do find the royal thing pretty funny though. Kinda goofy.

Life is Wicked Good ~ LOVE ~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a secret spy or a member of the Royal family??!

What do you mean?

Nothing Royal about my family, for sure!! Besides, they're all back in the Boston area. I do find the royal thing pretty funny though. Kinda goofy.

Life is Wicked Good ~ LOVE ~

"

I'm referring to the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, sorry. Just shows how much I know about royalty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and whats breaking a duck???

does he mean breaking wind??????????? "

Cricket reference I believe... Getting dismissed from bat with a score of zero...

Nothing to do with snapping Donald or Daffy's neck...

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