FabSwingers.com forum: What am doing wrong ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say most couples and women don't like profiles with just cock pics.

Try some normal ones and put cock ones in private, expect lots of rejections, maybe try a few clubs, sure you'll get there in the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly - read at least four other similar threads posted in the last 48 hours. Take the advice that's already on here.

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly - read at least four other similar threads posted in the last 48 hours. Take the advice that's already on here.

Yawn."

Spot on.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

You haven't updated the pictures of your cock in two years!no wonder the ladies are passing on by..

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Do you really have to ask? As usual a 2liner profile that doesn't actually say anything plus loads of cock pics......

If you are a cock and your profile reflects you well, then just leave it well alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the honest feedback

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By *ton TwinkleWoman
over a year ago

Slough Heathrow Windsor ish!

Personally id be concerned by the strap-line.... its a swinging site... do we need to know you are a single dad? Honestly, you are opening yourself (and children) to a hornets nest of people who will see you as readymade family material and sadly not all the lovely ladies on here will be your Nanny McPhee ideal....

Sure mention within the profile content that you have commitments that may govern you free time from time to time but no mention of kids... its nobody elses business.

Also just cock pics... nah... not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still only have cock pics available. it doesn't take long to take new ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your whinge was longer than your profile. Maybe start there.

Multiple angles of your cock will turn the majority of people away. If you think that's the only facet of your personality needed to attract folk then your very misguided in your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your whinge was longer than your profile. Maybe start there.

Multiple angles of your cock will turn the majority of people away. If you think that's the only facet of your personality needed to attract folk then your very misguided in your thinking"

*bangs head repeatedly against brick wall*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are better ways to prove you aren't like all the 'arseholes' on here than by slagging them off on your profile.

To be blunt you come across as one dimensional with your cock pics and quite bitter with your profile text slagging off your peers

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I would not necessarily come to the forums for advice. I have not been on them long, but some people are very rude on them. To be honest, a am beginning to yawn at the unnecessarily rude comments. It is true you could look at previous threads, but as a new forum user you may not know that ..... take any positive advice and ignore the yawning, or assume people are tired, but not of you.

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

You've attracted a few friends had some verifications maybe you take it as a knocking production line and are expecting too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would not necessarily come to the forums for advice. I have not been on them long, but some people are very rude on them. To be honest, a am beginning to yawn at the unnecessarily rude comments. It is true you could look at previous threads, but as a new forum user you may not know that ..... take any positive advice and ignore the yawning, or assume people are tired, but not of you."

To be honest, I find it rude that users - OP included - can be on here over a year, put so little effort into their profile and expect so much in return. This is true for the real world also and not limited to this website.

If someone knows where to post a forum thread, I'd expect them to see the others listed. Yes I'm tired of people who post these same types of thread, but I'd hardly say I'm the only one who feels this way and if I want to yawn, I'll yawn.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback "

what are you doing wrong ? your male your breathing and your not brad pitt

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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" Yes I'm tired of people who post these same types of thread, but I'd hardly say I'm the only one who feels this way and if I want to yawn, I'll yawn.

Then ignore the threads that ask for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback "

Hi,

Im a typical arse hole on fab.

Your 80s wardrobes are the problem

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

These threads are almost a daily occurrence, and always [pretty much always...] have the same replies... A quick search would alert people t the general information and 'asked for' advice .

Could there not be another group [like lounge/swinging chat] dedicated to 'profile advice' and then people can go look there if they want to read them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic cock pic cock pic. Do you really think that is how you will get a meet on here??

Have a look at some of the other single men posts complaining that they can't get a meet and the advice is usually generic. There are plenty to chose from.

This site has become over run with single men. All the same: put up a crap no effort profile. Cock pics/no pics/shit pics and then when they find the profile whine that they can't get a meet. No wonder women and couples are leaving. I used to meet off here but no more - full of whiners and fantasists.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback "

Welcome to the forum.

Your profile says nothing about you and abusing others which doesn't put you in a good light at all.

I would change it to something about you, what you are looking for and what you are hoping to get out of it and see if that helps

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Could there not be another group [like lounge/swinging chat] dedicated to 'profile advice' and then people can go look there if they want to read them all!"

Admin have said they are going to put in another section just for profile advice

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Cock pic cock pic cock pic. Do you really think that is how you will get a meet on here??

Have a look at some of the other single men posts complaining that they can't get a meet and the advice is usually generic. s. "

The advice can't be generic as not all profile holders asking for advice have the same profile to start with plus we all think different things.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback

Welcome to the forum.

Your profile says nothing about you and abusing others which doesn't put you in a good light at all.

I would change it to something about you, what you are looking for and what you are hoping to get out of it and see if that helps

PS I am not sure why the reference to being a single dad is prominent, but it would put us off. I also like cock pics on a profile, but you have many, maybe stick your avatar as a big pic as that looks interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pic cock pic cock pic. Do you really think that is how you will get a meet on here??

Have a look at some of the other single men posts complaining that they can't get a meet and the advice is usually generic. s.

The advice can't be generic as not all profile holders asking for advice have the same profile to start with plus we all think different things."

How many times do we see no cock pic, read profiles, go to socials, try clubs?? They all want the same thing - interest and a meet. That makes the advice generic. Or basically effort in =rewards out. Surely improving the quality of profiles on the site should be in the site owners best interests. A site over run by crap, fake profiles is no use to anyone.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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As I said, not all of the advice can be generic....I actually like a cock pic, the mans profile is not the same as the next person, so my advice wasn't generic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally id be concerned by the strap-line.... its a swinging site... do we need to know you are a single dad? Honestly, you are opening yourself (and children) to a hornets nest of people who will see you as readymade family material and sadly not all the lovely ladies on here will be your Nanny McPhee ideal....

Sure mention within the profile content that you have commitments that may govern you free time from time to time but no mention of kids... its nobody elses business.

Also just cock pics... nah... not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pics are okish, got a slight idea of what you look like.

I think the wording on your profile isn't great. Although you're trying to highlight that you are different to other guys on this site, you are doing it by slagging other guys off - which i see a lot of guys on here do so you're actually similar to those guys.

Only have a nasty profile if you're trying to put people off messaging you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could there not be another group [like lounge/swinging chat] dedicated to 'profile advice' and then people can go look there if they want to read them all!

Admin have said they are going to put in another section just for profile advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure mention within the profile content that you have commitments that may govern you free time from time to time but no mention of kids... its nobody elses business.

Also just cock pics... nah... not for me.

I would agree. I too am a single Dad, but I make no mention of my kids in my profile. I never play when I have them with me anyway.

As for the rest of your profile, well, there isn't any really. Most visitors to your profile will take one look at the lack of profile text and notice the numerous cock pictures and move straight onto the next one.

Your profile displays a complete lack of effort, and as has been said on numerous other similar threads, effort in = rewards out.

If I were you I would search the forum for the dozens, no scrub that, hundreds of threads from single guys looking for profile advice and see what suggestions they've been given.

Change your approach or change your expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics, not taken any yet...

Perhaps I should...

Pondered....

No I won't do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cock pics will reel the girls in, don't listen to these frigid kill joys.

Maybe differentiate yourself from the crowd by making your photos fun, try dressing it as a cowboy or santa at xmas.

Women are also greedy and like to incorporate food into sex. Fuck a tin of baked beans and take a photo of the sauce dripping down the shaft or even better, one with the beans wedged under the forskin; that will get you an extra 50 messages a day from women that want you to eat a kinder bueno from their bullet hole.

Follow these small tips and you will never be short of mouths and vaginas to come in.

Good luckx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience, so far the queue is few years

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there should be a complete BAN on helping people with profiles.

If you are a sad MoodHoover, it is only fair that the site is never conned into thinking you are otherwise.... which will only lead to disappointing meets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make yourself irresistible to women (or whoever). Imagine Fab is a patisserie and profiles are the patrons. Someone a bit peckish will look for something nice,something tasty and good looking,like a cup cake with jelly beans on top. Someone with a rich palette might want a delicacy,something decadent like a cream filled choux bun. Someone starving,in need of filling a hole will take the cheapest,least attractive cake to stave off the famine until dinner time,a plain doughnut or bun maybe. Does your profile make my mouth water? Does it make me want to have a taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?????

See food and sex, told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you could end up as the lone piece of carrot cake left on the shelf at closing time (or coffee cake,Vicky sponge,whatever your least favourite cake is).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?????

See food and sex, told you"

I was going to make it a butchers but I wanted to steer away from sausages and meat references.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i love you

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback "
. You have no hobbies or interests listed and your comments about single makes on your profile will not help . You will need to upload full body pictures and write a detailed profile in order to market yourself .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I read this...." im not a typical single male like on here god they must be sum right arse holes on here lol"....

And decided not to give any advice at all. After all, if an arse hole like me can get meets, what hope is there?

Moodhoover - is a fucking excellent word but I want to know what it means. It reminds me of those miserable fuckers who are only happy when they are moaning about other people but do bugger all themselves and don't proactively change things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this...." im not a typical single male like on here god they must be sum right arse holes on here lol"....

And decided not to give any advice at all. After all, if an arse hole like me can get meets, what hope is there?

I have a friend who would suck the fun out of a room when she walked into it. Is a moodhoover similar to a funsucker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think i love you"

I taste like bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me taste? I'll make you squeal

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Cock pic cock pic cock pic. Do you really think that is how you will get a meet on here??

Have a look at some of the other single men posts complaining that they can't get a meet and the advice is usually generic. There are plenty to chose from.

Whilst there may be some truth in what you say I really think that that is a gross generalisation and definitely does not apply to all single men on here.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Single male here, my meet and social veries clearly mean nothing as I must be an arsehole.

Nothing to do with me making an effort, taking the time to create a profile, not having loads of pictures of my cock, attending a social event, not pushing for meets and taking a long time chatting to people to put them at ease before meeting them

Currently talking to an interested single lady and a couple but also nothing to do with any of the above, they just like arseholes....apparently.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Cock pic cock pic cock pic. Do you really think that is how you will get a meet on here??

Have a look at some of the other single men posts complaining that they can't get a meet and the advice is usually generic. s.

The advice can't be generic as not all profile holders asking for advice have the same profile to start with plus we all think different things.

True but is it in the interests of those of us who already have reasonably profiles without having to be told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember that the place is full of real people. If you walked up to most women in real life and waggled your wang at them, they'd probably run off.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Just remember that the place is full of real people. If you walked up to most women in real life and waggled your wang at them, they'd probably run off. "

And you'd probably be arrested too

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm with Chedders & BritonStevw ob this one. Why should I advise this guy when he's already called me an arsehole. That's not only insulting to me but also to every woman I've either met or had a serious conversation with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Chedders & BritonStevw ob this one. Why should I advise this guy when he's already called me an arsehole. That's not only insulting to me but also to every woman I've either met or had a serious conversation with."

Ah, there's nothing wrong with the odd sweeping generalisation. Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

For example, I actually AM an arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remember that the place is full of real people. If you walked up to most women in real life and waggled your wang at them, they'd probably run off. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think there should be a complete BAN on helping people with profiles.

If you are a sad MoodHoover, it is only fair that the site is never conned into thinking you are otherwise.... which will only lead to disappointing meets!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

You've been here over a year and that is the best profile you can come up with? Really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this...." im not a typical single male like on here god they must be sum right arse holes on here lol"....

And decided not to give any advice at all. After all, if an arse hole like me can get meets, what hope is there?

Please we need to get MoodHoover in the dictionary!!

MoodHoover - that person whose mere presence brings everyones mood down, their best stories normally end with "and then we drove home!"

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Get out and about at club show the couples and single woman you are nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many cock pics for me.I like a couple of face pics,or dressed in a suit with cock hanging out.Just cock pics aren't that sexy for lots of women

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"I'm a easy going non pushy single dad who has a sky high sex drive I'm polite have good manners but a lot of people look at my profile but nothing happens I would like people's honest feedback "

Welcome to fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make yourself irresistible to women (or whoever). Imagine Fab is a patisserie and profiles are the patrons. Someone a bit peckish will look for something nice,something tasty and good looking,like a cup cake with jelly beans on top. Someone with a rich palette might want a delicacy,something decadent like a cream filled choux bun. Someone starving,in need of filling a hole will take the cheapest,least attractive cake to stave off the famine until dinner time,a plain doughnut or bun maybe. Does your profile make my mouth water? Does it make me want to have a taste? "

So particularly well put, Miss Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Yes I'm tired of people who post these same types of thread, but I'd hardly say I'm the only one who feels this way and if I want to yawn, I'll yawn.

Then ignore the threads that ask for advice

No - because I feel too strongly about it.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Could there not be another group [like lounge/swinging chat] dedicated to 'profile advice' and then people can go look there if they want to read them all!

Admin have said they are going to put in another section just for profile advice

This is a great idea, in principle, lets hope it stays positive. Maybe also on how to write messages. Its true people in general need to learn to communicate, some polite advice doesn't go amiss. I try to give it when I can, to silly messages we get or I get on my single profile. Now my bf also has a couple profile for when he meets with me, although he is the same person, people are much more polite to him on that one. Can't get around it, some people are just plain grumpy and others are just plain presumptuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose the dick pics, show more class and the right people will follow

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