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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doest work that way here man sorry to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doest work that way here man sorry to disappoint "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "

That's no way to make any woman feel special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

That's no way to make any woman feel special."

Shall we start to form a queue now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only those with a pulse need apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only those with a pulse need apply "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How should I ask then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How should I ask then?"
just say "fancy a fuck"?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How should I ask then?"

If you genuinely feel that it doesn't matter what the women you propose to meet look like or how old they are you've asked for exactly what you want. I just pointed out that no woman would feel in any way special knowing that. If what you mean is that personality is more important to you then that's what you need to say. Good luck.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "

wow you really ain't fussy are you

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By *aturetemptressWoman
over a year ago

Knutsford

Your verbal fore play is legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How should I ask then?"

You might want to take a few more cock shots, your profiles rather lacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just turned the telly off and opened a beer.

Room on the settee if anyone wants to join me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zimmer frame ready.... teeth in.....wig on..... must get to the front of the queue!

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By *amparaWoman
over a year ago

biggleswade

basically that reads has long as you have a hole and are mature you're in wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "
......your new..aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How should I ask then?just say "fancy a fuck"? "

Just incase you didnt already know, she is joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

That's no way to make any woman feel special."

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By *leur de lisWoman
over a year ago

Buxton


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "

Why not just shorten it to "will fuck anything wet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really! Omg let me get my knickers off i feel so special!!! hahaha x

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By *amparaWoman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"Really! Omg let me get my knickers off i feel so special!!! hahaha x"

it's my turn before you so get back in line i saw him first hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How should I ask then?

If you genuinely feel that it doesn't matter what the women you propose to meet look like or how old they are you've asked for exactly what you want. I just pointed out that no woman would feel in any way special knowing that. If what you mean is that personality is more important to you then that's what you need to say. Good luck."

Wise and sagely advice indeed !

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "

Hes a man of few words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

Hes a man of few words"

He's also a man who cannot accommodate, and cannot travel.

How does that work then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see him being really busy on here. Well I say busy. I mean absolutely nothing. Lol.

I wonder what kind of dream woman will take him up on his generous offer?

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Ring the local undertakers, they might be able to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important! "

Roughly translated to 'I want an old minger cos they may be desparate enough to shag me.' Guess what fella .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

Roughly translated to 'I want an old minger cos they may be desparate enough to shag me.' Guess what fella .......

I

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ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a little more charming and specific. Your post won't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zimmer frame ready.... teeth in.....wig on..... must get to the front of the queue! "

I actually laughed out loud/guffawed at this!

OP you may as well leave the site now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup i agree you just mugged yourself fella sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to please a mature woman, single or married, size, age and looks not important!

That's no way to make any woman feel special."

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