FabSwingers.com forum: Another Single Guy!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi everyone, i've introduced myself a couple of times already but if i am honest i am craving attention so i thought i'd say hi!

I havent managed to get a meet yet but i've been browsing the forums and i think i have found some fool proof tricks to get myself a meet...

Firstly im going to upload numerous cock shots next to sky remotes, beer cans and a pringles tube.

Then i am going to message every woman on the site with this message....

Hi sexy. Fancy a fuck with a celebrity? I was on Jeremy Kyle! It will have to be at yours though because i live in my parents basement but would you mind paying for my bus fare as i dont drive and have no money because i dont have a job. Thanks

c u l8r

( feel free to copy and paste it guys)

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to have your finger on the pulse of what the fab audience requires.

You'll be knee deep in fanny before you can say 'are those knickers from Primark'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You seem to have your finger on the pulse of what the fab audience requires.

You'll be knee deep in fanny before you can say 'are those knickers from Primark'"

I think i'l break the internet quicker than when Kim Kardashian got her minge out!