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By *eathersarah OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

warrington

Hi every body im asking is there easy way for hair removal ???

As it takes me so long round cock n balls.

Thanks in advance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't think your going to get sensible replys do you lol seen these threads before so here goes ..... Wax

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I use a razor (carefully) but sometimes it seems like the wrong choice!

_tripper9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donna does mine

I just lie back and off she goes with a razor round my cock and balls , it keeps me on my best behaviour all the time as I know if I ever played up then ?

I can only imagine what she might do with that razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donna does mine

I just lie back and off she goes with a razor round my cock and balls , it keeps me on my best behaviour all the time as I know if I ever played up then ?

I can only imagine what she might do with that razor "

You could end up a female

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By *loriajonCouple
over a year ago

near u

hair removal use dimples cream

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By *eathersarah OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

warrington

Wot dimples cream ????

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

Just keep shaving ! It's does get quicker and easier. Oh and smoother !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

A nice review of veet hair removal cream

After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

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By *aptop9Man
over a year ago

Worthing

True story or not who cares, pissing my self laughing here!

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By *lare GTV/TS
over a year ago

South of Sleaford

Laughing too; the projectile sprout was a fitting climax to an awesome and cautionary tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Powder is brilliant. You can buy it from Amazon. It has the texture of cornflour and you just you mix a bit with water, slap it on and wash off five minutes later. It stinks, but leaves everywhere completely smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice review of veet hair removal cream

After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

"

Pissin myself at this story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAX....had my regular one done yesterday actually.

Veet?..nooooo..!!!

Mind it would be nice to have my waxed bits fondled and licked..

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By *exylegs15Couple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Funniest story ever!!! Crying with laughter here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a letter to veet.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I always remember reading that story. We were in a Michelin started kitchen with a very well known chef who made us read out what we were laughing at. In the end service stopped for 15 mins as we were all in pain from laughing so much.

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Wax and then wait four weeks then another one is needed. Great results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave before every meet , errrr that makes it one a year boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use a razor (carefully) but sometimes it seems like the wrong choice!

_tripper9

"

I might need to re-think using a razor. Managed to nick myself several times. Currently looking like an extra from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic Powder is brilliant. You can buy it from Amazon. It has the texture of cornflour and you just you mix a bit with water, slap it on and wash off five minutes later. It stinks, but leaves everywhere completely smooth. "

brilliant stuff but omg the smell and the mess if you dont use enough or use too much water

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Magic Powder is brilliant. You can buy it from Amazon. It has the texture of cornflour and you just you mix a bit with water, slap it on and wash off five minutes later. It stinks, but leaves everywhere completely smooth.

brilliant stuff but omg the smell and the mess if you dont use enough or use too much water"

They make a magic powder cream which is ready to use. Go for the sensitive skin one as it's less stinky.

Look for it online or in an afro carribbean store.

Oh and follow the instructions and set a timer. You may want to increase the time slightly but be careful not to leave it on for ages.

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Try Boots "Smooth Care" hair removal cream for sensitive skin. Doesn't smell bad.

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

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