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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im new. Where do i start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen you before but welcome, start out on the forum and join in the banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New at what?

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Im new. Where do i start?"

Seven months and numerous veri's ? Not that new !!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

You shout a lot for a Lady, don'tcha

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"New at what? "

ahh its like these 'new formula' and 'improved' products... that are still 'new' a year later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean new to the forums? Don a tin hat and jump in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you seem very angry in your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dnt care.caps got you looking. And if you do read the profile not hard to work out.( Couple )now a new person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you seem very angry in your profile."

Do i why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dnt care.caps got you looking. And if you do read the profile not hard to work out.( Couple )now a new person"

What do you mean you won't share a man? Are you after an exclusive playmate? (Curious)x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Have fun...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Im new. Where do i start?"

Do you stand up to fart in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im new. Where do i start?"

Welcome to the jungle.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im new. Where do i start?

Welcome to the jungle.

x"

I have a song in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im new. Where do i start?

Welcome to the jungle.

x

I have a song in my head now "

I dreamt about Guns and Roses last night....been in my head all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean new to the forums? Don a tin hat and jump in x"

Na, green arrow says different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you seem very angry in your profile.

Do i why?"

Lots of shouting and dont dares type words.

chill Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you seem very angry in your profile.

Do i why?

Lots of shouting and dont dares type words.

chill Bill"

Profile shouts louder than Brian Blessed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you seem very angry in your profile.

Do i why?

Lots of shouting and dont dares type words.

chill Bill

Profile shouts louder than Brian Blessed!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too. "

haha, this made me chuckle

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"you seem very angry in your profile.

Do i why?

Lots of shouting and dont dares type words.

chill Bill

Profile shouts louder than Brian Blessed!!"

could NOT resist posting this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFseqTnysBY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*backs out slowly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you seem very angry in your profile.

Do i why?

Lots of shouting and dont dares type words.

chill Bill

Profile shouts louder than Brian Blessed!!

could NOT resist posting this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFseqTnysBY"

hes a funny clever man shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too. "

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been posting on the forums for the 6 weeks at least OP!

But welcome anyway

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?"

Considering you are very late you will have to send all of the fajiners.

*initiates fap protocols*

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

Start on your knees and finish on your back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

Considering you are very late you will have to send all of the fajiners.

*initiates fap protocols*"

Even the marrow one?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

Considering you are very late you will have to send all of the fajiners.

*initiates fap protocols*

Even the marrow one? "

Especially the marrow one!

Preferably DPing with a courgette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?"

I'll have the latter please

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

I'll have the latter please "

Oiiii! This is my fajiner scam. Think of your own! Tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

I'll have the latter please

Oiiii! This is my fajiner scam. Think of your own! Tut! "

It's a scam?? oh! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

I'll have the latter please

Oiiii! This is my fajiner scam. Think of your own! Tut! "

Now now, I thought this was a sharing site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start by paying some attention to other profiles. Adding a few more pictures and keeping the noise Down!

Bloody hell. I swear there was a other thread on professions.... I reckon this one works with the hard of hearing!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Hello and welcome to these here forums.

The first thing new ladies do is send me pictures of their fajiners. It's become a tradition of sorts. They all do it so you probably should too.

I didn't send you mine. Would you like flaps wide with a vegetable inserted or two finger stretcher with erect clitoris?

I'll have the latter please

Oiiii! This is my fajiner scam. Think of your own! Tut!

It's a scam?? oh! Lol."

Too late.

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