FabSwingers.com forum: looking for accomodation,daytimes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

looking in the blackburn area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of hotels around I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plenty of hotels around I'd imagine

can i rent by the hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that you're a cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of hotels around I'd imagine

can i rent by the hour"

lol! are you serious?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish him well trying to haggle that one...

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Wow a whole hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow a whole hour!

well i guess she'll want time for a shower, redo make up etc...you never want to rush doing your make up.....might want a coffee or something from room service ( though im guessing she'll have to stump up for that herself! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd demand tea and coffee making facilities haha

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"looking in the blackburn area"
Try a Travelodge or Premier Inn. About fifty pounds for a night. Excellent value .

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"looking in the blackburn area Try a Travelodge or Premier Inn. About fifty pounds for a night. Excellent value ."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the OP wants it by the hour

Do the Premier Inns come with coin-slots next to the beds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha penny in the slot? Sounds roood...

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round the back of Tesco's is good when it's not raining. In and out in 15 minutes.

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Wow a whole hour!

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"looking in the blackburn area Try a Travelodge or Premier Inn. About fifty pounds for a night. Excellent value .

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the OP wants it by the hour

Do the Premier Inns come with coin-slots next to the beds?

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He can have an hour , just has to pay for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think he might be better off waiting for next july when he can do the whole thing al fresco for free!....give or take a few nettle stings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of hotels around I'd imagine

can i rent by the hour"

If it's £50 to £70 a night they still have to change and wash bedding etc so I'd hazard a guess and say..... of course £50 to £70 for the hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of hotels around I'd imagine

can i rent by the hour

If it's £50 to £70 a night they still have to change and wash bedding etc so I'd hazard a guess and say..... of course £50 to £70 for the hour

maybe he can bribe housekeeping to let them sneak in between bedding changes for a couple of quid!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now thinking 'maybe i could rent a bedroom by the hour at £50 a time'

Hmmmmm..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibis do rooms for the daytime for meetings ect, around £30 near us, wasnt there a similar post not long ago where that op got slaughtered as a tightwad too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now thinking 'maybe i could rent a bedroom by the hour at £50 a time'

Hmmmmm.........."

yep....exactly same thoughts going on here...thinking half terms coming...mate might go away...could do with a bit extra..

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Hi, I'm not sure which to be more disappointed by,

the hour, or the lack of mystery and penny pinching...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm not sure which to be more disappointed by,

the hour, or the lack of mystery and penny pinching...!

i know! just hope the poor woman isnt reading these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think more women should salute the thrift! The less he spends on accomodation, the more a gentleman (well, bloke at least) has to spend on quality condoms and garage forecourt roses.

Think on ........

(If any women who have ever met, or willing to consider meeting me are reading this, rest assured, i am a gentleman.

)

Think i covered that quite well. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think more women should salute the thrift! The less he spends on accomodation, the more a gentleman (well, bloke at least) has to spend on quality condoms and garage forecourt roses.

Think on ........

(If any women who have ever met, or willing to consider meeting me are reading this, rest assured, i am a gentleman.

)

Think i covered that quite well. Lol"

roses!!! bloody roses!! i've been done! never had any bloody roses! no-one told me i was supposed to get roses!!!

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By *ordgirlWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

dunno, I'll ask Lenny Henry

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

There was a couple here in Guernsey from another site that where not married to each other asking this very same question.

They were having an affair but swung with others too, so they where never short of single blokes offering them a room for a few hours if they could join in.

How many offers they took up I have no idea as they where well out of our age range so never asked or offered a room for them.

So it might seem like a cheeky question and a bit of a skin flint but one that could work if the lady he was meeting wanted more than one guy or a couple to play with, win win if you ask me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour ! ? That's 60 times ! Fuck a duck this man is a bonking legend !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol this is the funnies thread of the day, try and make it under 30min, you might get a discount in the hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they could charge per thrust ? If he's a one pump chump it might only be about 26p ! Top Banana !

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"Perhaps they could charge per thrust ? If he's a one pump chump it might only be about 26p ! Top Banana ! "

Fook me at 26p a thrust that could work out expensive if he is a stayer or a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps they could charge per thrust ? If he's a one pump chump it might only be about 26p ! Top Banana ! "

..something tells me he might well be one of those....and if he's persuaded her to split the bill, well, he's laughing...he'll even get change from the condom machine!...might even come out a couple of quid on top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. . I rubbing my chin in thought. Maybe there is something in this . Get my spam javelin wet. . And come out with enough time left to catch the One Show . . And some pennies to get a curly wurly. . Whoop !

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Perhaps they could charge per thrust ? If he's a one pump chump it might only be about 26p ! Top Banana ! "

But he might cross-charge her budget with a 50% uplift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps they could charge per thrust ? If he's a one pump chump it might only be about 26p ! Top Banana !

But he might cross-charge her budget with a 50% uplift

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now you sound like a merchant banker . . Heh

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Rent a room from a local prostitute.. look at hotels near airports and look up day rates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rent a room from a local prostitute.. look at hotels near airports and look up day rates."

thats a cracking idea!! or...and this just came to me in a flash!...round up two or three mates,get them all hooked up and split the 24 hrs into shifts! split the bill 3 or 4 ways!! could even go thirds on a bumper pack of comdoms and a wine box!....if wine boxes still exist.....he may be the type of chap who still has one from xmas '03...

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Brilliant thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Round the back of Tesco's is good when it's not raining. In and out in 15 minutes.

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in Blackburn this week can rent you my car

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Buy yourself a camper van and just park in various car parks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have one for 5 mins its been a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think more women should salute the thrift! The less he spends on accomodation, the more a gentleman (well, bloke at least) has to spend on quality condoms and garage forecourt roses.

Think on ........

(If any women who have ever met, or willing to consider meeting me are reading this, rest assured, i am a gentleman.

)

Think i cover

ed that quite well. Lol

roses!!! bloody roses!! i've been done! never had any bloody roses! no-one told me i was supposed to get roses!!!"

I got a box of roses once...does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think more women should salute the thrift! The less he spends on accomodation, the more a gentleman (well, bloke at least) has to spend on quality condoms and garage forecourt roses.

Think on ........

(If any women who have ever met, or willing to consider meeting me are reading this, rest assured, i am a gentleman.

)

Think i cover

ed that quite well. Lol

roses!!! bloody roses!! i've been done! never had any bloody roses! no-one told me i was supposed to get roses!!!

I got a box of roses once...does that count?"

yes,it does count,lucky girl!....im still bloody smarting about those damn roses...or lack of them!...i may have to add 'must produce roses on arrival'..on my profile!..not that any of 'em ever read it!

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"looking in the blackburn area"
. Maybe buy a cheap tent for two in Argos and you can use it again. P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just a very big coat or blanket ?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

oh for heavens sake; just take tumble in the hay, minus the woman, and leave it be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe just a very big coat or blanket ?

ponchos are apparently back in fashion this winter...

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

might be out driving around looking for quiet spots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book a room !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ! ? That's 60 times ! Fuck a duck this man is a bonking legend ! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow a whole hour!

takes me longer to undress pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite"

but not quite the response you expected?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

but not quite the response you expected?

Ido have a sense of humour,but,not really the comments i was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

but not quite the response you expected?

Ido have a sense of humour,but,not really the comments i was looking for"

ha ha, there are some cheap tents on offer at argos now its winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

but not quite the response you expected?

Ido have a sense of humour,but,not really the comments i was looking for

ha ha, there are some cheap tents on offer at argos now its winter

as long as your bum keeps my face warm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

but not quite the response you expected?

Ido have a sense of humour,but,not really the comments i was looking for

ha ha, there are some cheap tents on offer at argos now its winter

as long as your bum keeps my face warm xx"

male typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must say hes gone very quite, do you think he found somewhere??

its quiet not quite

but not quite the response you expected?

Ido have a sense of humour,but,not really the comments i was looking for

ha ha, there are some cheap tents on offer at argos now its winter

as long as your bum keeps my face warm xx

male typing

no thanks then lol

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"oh for heavens sake; just take tumble in the hay, minus the woman, and leave it be

There's nothing wrong with fun in the hay except that you get bits if hay stuck in awkward places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should set up a just giving page and get the poor guy a room for the night, it'd be worth chipping in a quid just for the comedy he's given us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id chip in for that,.. if only for him to sit in solitude to contemplate the error of his ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread and comedy responses!

On a more serious note I know from an ex who worked for them that Certain hiltons do rent rooms out by the hour. The one in Central Leeds does a roaring trade apparently. Still would be cheaper to trace lodge it tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

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heh . . I'm a bad boy !

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By *ack-FMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some hotels operate a same day check in check out service between 8am and 4pm ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy ! "

must be a cockney thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing"
midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has op tried local boarding kennels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has op tried local boarding kennels

there are quite a few dogs on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x "

i lived in london for 11 yrs and know how thick cockneys r inteligence wise i mean

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Has op tried local boarding kennels

there are quite a few dogs on here lol"

My word, someone take away his spade!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

i lived in london for 11 yrs and know how thick cockneys r inteligence wise i mean"

My my, he is a charming fellow, isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

i lived in london for 11 yrs and know how thick cockneys r inteligence wise i mean"
lets hope no women from london are ever in the blackburn area looking for a quick fumble in an hourly rate hotel ! You'll have to turn them down honey . Oh and I love it when someone claims that a population is thick and spells it wrong . Give em enough rope huh ? (strike a light, stone the crows, peas and custard )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

i lived in london for 11 yrs and know how thick cockneys r inteligence wise i mean lets hope no women from london are ever in the blackburn area looking for a quick fumble in an hourly rate hotel ! You'll have to turn them down honey . Oh and I love it when someone claims that a population is thick and spells it wrong . Give em enough rope huh ? (strike a light, stone the crows, peas and custard )"

can't all be perfect like you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

can't all be perfect like you lol"
I thought I was thick ?

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I'll chuck in my empty monster munch packet. . Maybe that can be his condom. Flaming Hot flavour though so might smart a bit

You are terrible

heh . . I'm a bad boy !

must be a cockney thing midlands thing maybe ? I wasn't raised in london dear x

i lived in london for 11 yrs and know how thick cockneys r inteligence wise i mean"
My My he certainly is a charmer, bet women are tripping over their knickers to get to him

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Ibis do rooms for the daytime for meetings ect, around £30 near us, wasnt there a similar post not long ago where that op got slaughtered as a tightwad too?"

I asked an escort back to my hotel room, I asked how mmuch it would be for anal,?" she said " £75 ,,!" I said that's a bit too much" "tight arse!!" she replied,

"well in that case,,go on then,!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ibis do rooms for the daytime for meetings ect, around £30 near us, wasnt there a similar post not long ago where that op got slaughtered as a tightwad too?

I asked an escort back to my hotel room, I asked how mmuch it would be for anal,?" she said " £75 ,,!" I said that's a bit too much" "tight arse!!" she replied,

"well in that case,,go on then,!! "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should set up a just giving page and get the poor guy a room for the night, it'd be worth chipping in a quid just for the comedy he's given us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ibis do rooms for the daytime for meetings ect, around £30 near us, wasnt there a similar post not long ago where that op got slaughtered as a tightwad too?

I asked an escort back to my hotel room, I asked how mmuch it would be for anal,?" she said " £75 ,,!" I said that's a bit too much" "tight arse!!" she replied,

"well in that case,,go on then,!! "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps"

"Like-minded"?

Sorry, My IQ is measured in three digits, not two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps"

you had intelligent feedback, you just fail to appreciate the stupidity of your post...as for like minded...well you're wanting to book a room by the hour..this is insulting to the lady you're meeting...that's the type of thing you do with an escort...not a lady, you may be meeting for sex...but a little class goes a long way

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps"
. Please indicate how much you expect to pay for an hour and lots of fab members will offer advice . Do you want a high quality 5 star room or a budget one . ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps. Please indicate how much you expect to pay for an hour and lots of fab members will offer advice . Do you want a high quality 5 star room or a budget one . ?"

He won't be paying anything, the lucky lady will be footing the bill of course

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"An hour ! ? That's 60 times ! Fuck a duck this man is a bonking legend ! "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread had just brightened my night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ! ? That's 60 times ! Fuck a duck this man is a bonking legend !

haha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps

(if)people had took the time to read my profile they would of seen that i am married,hence,as much as i would love to i cannot stay out all night in an hotel,does that help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps

(if)people had took the time to read my profile they would of seen that i am married,hence,as much as i would love to i cannot stay out all night in an hotel,does that help you out"

don't worry, you have certainly put your town on the forum map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps

(if)people had took the time to read my profile they would of seen that i am married,hence,as much as i would love to i cannot stay out all night in an hotel,does that help you out"

Oh yes, certainly does lol...I'm not one of the morality police that are on here...but I'm not sure you've done yourself any favours with this thread lol...you may be married, but I'd think a prospective meet may be put off by you not being willing to book a night even if you can't stay the night...they may feel rushed to say the least if you're paying for an hour...I'll just leave it with a good luck, I think you're going to need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ifeel i must appolagise for some of yesterday's comments,I in the process of doing my house up and so far i've spent around 6 mths and around £20000 doing up,yesterday when i came back from walking the dog i found my gate post smashed to the floor,apparently some bastard was driving far to fast down the back alley hit a neighbours car and went into are fence then fucked off without stopping,so thats why i was in a bad mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm YMCA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ifeel i must appolagise for some of yesterday's comments,I in the process of doing my house up and so far i've spent around 6 mths and around £20000 doing up,yesterday when i came back from walking the dog i found my gate post smashed to the floor,apparently some bastard was driving far to fast down the back alley hit a neighbours car and went into are fence then fucked off without stopping,so thats why i was in a bad mood"

you familiar with the concept of karma...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you familiar with the concept of karma...?"

Ahaha!! LOVE this!!

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

you familiar with the concept of karma...?

Ahaha!! LOVE this!!

But that doesnt explain why he was being nasty today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be nice to have some intelligent feedback from like minded peeps

(if)people had took the time to read my profile they would of seen that i am married,hence,as much as i would love to i cannot stay out all night in an hotel,does that help you out

Ooooooo your such a catch

your not exactly bo derek"

That would be you're not your, sorry to kick you while you're down in the dumpster, I say dumpster because that's about the only thing you could rent by the hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought of maybe booking a lady that charges by the hour?

They sometimes have their own accommodation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another way of getting your money's worth mate, and Im amazed no one has thought of it.

Instead of thinking of how to get away with renting a room for as short a space of time as possible, think outside the box here!

Book a room for the normal day rate, but before your wallet begins to weep, here's the sugar that sweetens the pill, arrange all of your meets for that year so that they fall upon that very day, up to a maximum of twenty!

Now organization is key here if you want to make your bank manager beam. Give each lady an hourly slot during your extended love-in, you can keep tabs on this by having a standard chess clock modified to an hour and having each successive mobile lady to slap the start/stop button as she enters and leaves. Occasionally you may get an awkward femme who gets strangely offended by this so have that jolly tune from Countdown playing constantly on a loop; this will lighten the mood in a joke fashion as well as the added bonus of making the ladies who have a fetish for letters and numbers wetter than an otter's pocket....

If you can manage to find a room with a revolving door then this will help things run like clockwork and keep the fanny rolling in smoothly. Give out little treats too, offering the ladies that perform the best one of the four cups of coffee/tea available with the room. That ought to perk them up a bit and want to impress you!

Hey presto! Your full years meets accommodated for half a ton.

Good luck mate!

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"There's another way of getting your money's worth mate, and Im amazed no one has thought of it.

Instead of thinking of how to get away with renting a room for as short a space of time as possible, think outside the box here!

Hey presto! Your full years meets accommodated for half a ton.

Good luck mate!

"
problem solved!

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"There's another way of getting your money's worth mate, and Im amazed no one has thought of it.

Instead of thinking of how to get away with renting a room for as short a space of time as possible, think outside the box here!

Hey presto! Your full years meets accommodated for half a ton.

Good luck mate!

Bloody pissing myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets keep it civil guys, its all been nice so far

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts and we can leave it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets keep it civil guys, its all been nice so far

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