FabSwingers.com forum: better than lessie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I have no ass like Mel Gibson, I'm not as quick as Jean-Cloude Van Damme, I'm not as rich as Bill Gates ... But I licks like Lessie ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck. What's a lessie. Is it like a morey but not as much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thx and sorry but I don't know what morey is and Lessi is a some famous dog google it i don't know how to explain but i'm licking better :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you mean lassie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now i'm confused maybe my language is not good enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah i meant the lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And women want a man lappong away down there like a dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am like dog and licking even bettet than lassie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And women want a man lappong away down there like a dog?

Maybe they like ruff sex...

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By *corpiomanMan
over a year ago

harrogate

Ever licked a bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I have no ass like Mel Gibson, I'm not as quick as Jean-Cloude Van Damme, I'm not as rich as Bill Gates ... But I licks like Lessie ...

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Lassie do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And women want a man lappong away down there like a dog?

Maybe they like ruff sex...

I've been doing doggy style wrong for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys sorry but i do fucking missionary from 4 yr so i would like to do something more so pleas

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

FFS Britain supposedly has the sixth best education system in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I've read it all now !!!

God bless forum and good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thx and sorry but I don't know what morey is and Lessi is a some famous dog google it i don't know how to explain but i'm licking better :P

That might be Lassie perhaps? Oh and it's Jean-Claude van Damme. Think your poor spelling has confused the fuck out of people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I nearly fell over laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best forum thread I've read in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krisz, is english not your first language?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lost... any one want a brew and biscuits

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Krisz, is english not your first language?"

A possibility, yet good old members if Fan have to take the piss, or complain of mis-spelt words. No wonder I'm using the forums less and less.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

"Surely you mean lassie"

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

I soo nearly wet myself reading this. Thanks.

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"FFS Britain supposedly has the sixth best education system in the world. "

Looking at his name and syntax, I would be pretty confident in saying that English is not his native language. Don't be so quick to judge.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

The thought of a woman lapping away like lassie, really gets me hot under the collie...

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"The thought of a woman lapping away like lassie, really gets me hot under the collie...

I can only describe the noise I made as I read that as

"gawfour"

Glad I'm alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me!
"I'm not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I have no ass like Mel Gibson, I'm not as quick as Jean-Cloude Van Damme, I'm not as rich as Bill Gates ... But I licks like Lessie ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS Britain supposedly has the sixth best education system in the world.

Looking at his name and syntax, I would be pretty confident in saying that English is not his native language. Don't be so quick to judge."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS Britain supposedly has the sixth best education system in the world.

Looking at his name and syntax, I would be pretty confident in saying that English is not his native language. Don't be so quick to judge."

and no need to be so rude either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok now I'm a little embarrassed.

English is not my first language, and in the UK I'm from a few months ... Thanks for Legs, Cheekymonkeys and Rachelandcraig for taking my side.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Krisz, is english not your first language?

A possibility, yet good old members if Fan have to take the piss, or complain of mis-spelt words. No wonder I'm using the forums less and less. "

Oh the irony! Supposed to say of fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now I'm a little embarrassed.

English is not my first language, and in the UK I'm from a few months ... Thanks for Legs, Cheekymonkeys and Rachelandcraig for taking my side."

You're welcome and take no notice of the rude comments. Hope you enjoy Fab and the Forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now I'm a little embarrassed.

English is not my first language, and in the UK I'm from a few months ... Thanks for Legs, Cheekymonkeys and Rachelandcraig for taking my side."

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

I dont think it is dont come across that it is lol lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Whenever I see "Lassie" all I can think of is Kim Cattrall in Porky's - "Howwwwlllll!!!"

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