FabSwingers.com forum: Cranky auld bugger

By *ser No Longer On Site OP Man
over a year ago

Ghlaschu

Hi,

I'm a cranky auld bugger who has my own teeth. Ok so I keep them in a glass by my bed but they're still mine.

I still have hair. So what if its all on my arse. It still counts as hair.

My eyes are amazing - with my NHS specs on I can see all the tits but can't read the tats on them without changing my bifocals.

Just thought I'd say Hi before the carer comes round & takes me off to the Day Centre for an afternoon of scrabble & some auld time toe tapping. (Dancing is off till my place comes up for my hip replacement.)

If you fancy a chat then hit me up (as the kids say), just not too hard as my brittle bones tend to snap.