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By *ighlander80 OP   Man
26 weeks ago

inverness

Pretty sure most guys have measured their cocks. Whos willing to share their results. See if the world average works out

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By *ust want fun 888Man
26 weeks ago

nearby

It’s been a long time since, but I think I’m about 6.5 and medium thickness

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By *ighlander80 OP   Man
26 weeks ago

inverness

Im just on the 7 mark

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By *he hamMan
26 weeks ago

dublin

About 6.5

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

What you should do, Is draw tape measure markings onto your penis.

A mate told me it works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I would rather someone else measured it for me with an impartial witness there to make sure its done properly and no cheating

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By *oastoldMan
26 weeks ago

Norwich

6 inches

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By *entmike76Man
26 weeks ago

bury

8 inch in the interest of scientific research

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By *ed-devilsCouple
26 weeks ago

Hitchin

Just over 6, and girthy

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By *akeknitey2Man
26 weeks ago

stockport

7

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By *exs345Man
26 weeks ago

northolt

7 here

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By *heonixrising500Man
26 weeks ago

Barnsley

7 and a half i just been measured

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By *tsallreal11Man
26 weeks ago

wherever you want

Big lol

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By *haneleviMan
24 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Measured as a teen haven't since tbf. It was 7.5 though. Seems thicker since then though haha

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By *ittleJohn5Man
24 weeks ago

Wickham Market

I here to bring the average down

4.5”

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By *r essexfunsterMan
24 weeks ago

harlow

I’m the same 4.5 when I’m very happy

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By *ust want fun 888Man
24 weeks ago

nearby

Would love to have someone to measure mine, it’s been years

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By *r essexfunsterMan
24 weeks ago

harlow

Nice cock mate

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Anyone bring a tape measure..only need use 1st few inches of it?

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By *ony1984Man
24 weeks ago

Slough

6 and fat

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By *ust want fun 888Man
24 weeks ago

nearby


"Nice cock mate"

Thank you, I think

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By *nthony50069Man
24 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

6.75 last time I checked with 7.0 girth

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus

Looks lovely xx

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By *tephanieSnow_tvTV/TS
24 weeks ago

rotherham

Mines not 12 inches but it smells like a foot 🤣🤣🤣

Seriously, just a lil bit under 8"

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By *igger9969Man
24 weeks ago

Aberdare

7 and girthy

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m about 5 on a good day !

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By *one ranger888Man
24 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

About 6.5/7 hard good girth

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm around 7

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By *KBIMALE2025Man
24 weeks ago

Wednesfield, Wolverhampton

Just over 7 inches here

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus

All lovely xx

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By *ani-cdTV/TS
24 weeks ago

various

I'm about 5.5" if I get really excited...

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By *one ranger888Man
24 weeks ago

Renfrewshire


"About 6.5/7 hard good girth"

Never had any bad complaints, my ex complained it hurt her at times...that was after giving birth to 4 kids

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By *mth88Man
24 weeks ago

Botley

Just over 7

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By *ndyman 201Man
24 weeks ago

hereford

7¾ here...😄

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By *968maleMan
24 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

About 6.5 and 6 inch girth

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus


"About 6.5 and 6 inch girth"

Measures up well xx

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By *rishjailerMan
24 weeks ago

Dublin

6.5 inches long and 7 inches girth

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By *bboredguyMan
24 weeks ago

montrose

All depends on the measuring technique lol

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By *YDB75Man
24 weeks ago

East Yorks

We have what we have…measuring will only depress or impress

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By *ydrewMan
24 weeks ago

Bournemouth

7

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By *huntMan
24 weeks ago

Plymouth

I'm about 4 inches 😢

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By *otfunx1Man
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Doesn't reach end of my 2.5 cage

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By *lack masseurMan
24 weeks ago

manchester

Between 8.5 and 10 depending on situation and excitement 7.5 girth.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
24 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Anyone tried measuring with laser instead of grannies tape measure ? Would seem to be the way forward

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Central


"Anyone tried measuring with laser instead of grannies tape measure ? Would seem to be the way forward "

They should be careful of which laser, as some might disintegrate it . Could be an awful weapon in wars

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By *tsallreal11Man
24 weeks ago

wherever you want

9 inch long 7 inch girth

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By *YDB75Man
24 weeks ago

East Yorks


"Anyone tried measuring with laser instead of grannies tape measure ? Would seem to be the way forward "

Careful not to get a laser in ya eye

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By *rthur WrightusMan
24 weeks ago

Round the Bend


"Anyone tried measuring with laser instead of grannies tape measure ? Would seem to be the way forward

They should be careful of which laser, as some might disintegrate it . Could be an awful weapon in wars "

I was thinking more the type used by estate agents measuring rooms rather than blitzkrieg types, maybe be a little help with pube control at the worst

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By *onely lover40Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield

5"on a good day here in Sheffield

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By *onely lover40Man
24 weeks ago

Sheffield

Wow

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By *penminded7Man
24 weeks ago

Ebbw Vale

6.5 here

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By *alsaman15Man
24 weeks ago

Market Drayton

5.5

Good girth

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By *hefabtrioCouple
24 weeks ago

Carlisle

Just under 7 and thick friend is 8 and very thick x

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By *ertie63Man
24 weeks ago

newark

Just remeasured, been a while!

6.5 inches long and 5.5 around it, not bad for a old lad!

I’m sure it’s shrinking!

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By *tockingsstephTV/TS
24 weeks ago

northampton

I have found that most guys fill my mouth so maybe I should just measure that instead lol

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By *tockingsstephTV/TS
24 weeks ago

northampton


"9 inch long 7 inch girth "
sorry I had to have a look

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By *amesy8519Man
24 weeks ago

Hampshire

Just over 6 inches long, 5 girth

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By *igBeardyDanMan
24 weeks ago

Bilston

Im a nice 8 inches

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
24 weeks ago

Chatham

Never bother measuring it, don't see the point the size what it is.m

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By *imon the owlMan
24 weeks ago

barnsley

Had mine tattooed and in its normal state it says Shy. But when Im excited it says Sheffield Wednesday.

Ha ha ha, sorry.

No seriously it’s very small writing, about 6 inch

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By *elaxandenjoyMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

8 inches

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By *effdelightMan
24 weeks ago

Grimsby

6.5/7. 7 at my best lol. Not very thick. Decent cock all the same in told

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus

Love this thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Soft depending on the weather.

2”-4”

Hard which I rarely get now.

5-5.5”

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By *oblincs70Man
24 weeks ago

Peterborough

I’m 6 inches long and 5 3/4 in circumference

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By *llGoodFun76Couple
24 weeks ago

Angus

Lovely xx

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By *xxblackcatxxxMan
24 weeks ago

NEWBURY

Never measured mine it is what is is

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By *ndysahornyboyMan
24 weeks ago

Biggleswade

As ever the absolute fantasists and guys who start measuring halfway to their hole lol. Problem is then guys with perfectly good sized cocks feel the need to add an inch or two so no one has any idea...

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By *lack masseurMan
24 weeks ago

manchester


"As ever the absolute fantasists and guys who start measuring halfway to their hole lol. Problem is then guys with perfectly good sized cocks feel the need to add an inch or two so no one has any idea..."

Most females don't care about size so any male should be more concerned they can do the job not what anybody else has.

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By *hore4fun90Couple
24 weeks ago

belfast

It's a whopper

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By *ohnancarlyCouple
24 weeks ago

swansea

No point in me doing that lol

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By *haos68Man
24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

5.5 inch... the wife likes it and she has had all sizes.

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By *aveJones76Man
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

Just under 5 inches here

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By *ung-stallionMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

just over 8

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By *ori69Man
24 weeks ago

Castlewellan

7 inches here

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By *rosty999Man
24 weeks ago

wolves

6 6.5 does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

9inches

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By *heelerMan
24 weeks ago

Northants

175 x150

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By *ynthia_GeorgeCouple
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

7.5 inches

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By *un loving couple 1971Couple
24 weeks ago

doncaster

7

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By *igfishlittlefish8Man
24 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Fuck knows, never measured it but at a guess I’d probably say 5.5 maybe

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By *bboredguyMan
24 weeks ago

montrose

7 3/4

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By *ieandteaseMan
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

6 3/4 long by 5 1/2 girth

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By *ykinkyCouple
6 weeks ago

cleethorpes

Just under 5" long and 4.5 girth

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By *asterofmaidsMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

6in

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By *ammy38Man
6 weeks ago

Hartley Wintney

7 1/4” length, 6” girth

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By *amba2000Man
6 weeks ago

Ware

8"

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By *ardpawgloverMan
6 weeks ago

St Albans

8” when super horny

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By *r x naughtyMan
6 weeks ago

London

About 8 to

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By *atangMan
6 weeks ago

bolton

4.5

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By *orthampton jamesMan
6 weeks ago

Northampton

Just measuring it, it's dead on 6inch, there you some important medical science information from Northampton

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Sutton in Ashfield

6 1/2” and slightly curved, possibly from too much wanking X

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By *rew Peacock69Man
5 weeks ago

Elm

Mine isn't worth measuring unless it is to tell how small it is.

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By *igBeardyDanMan
5 weeks ago

Bilston

Im 8 inches

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By *F25Man
5 weeks ago

kent

round 8”

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By *iker34Man
5 weeks ago

east lothian

7

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By *erry 58Man
5 weeks ago

doncaster

Mines a foot long , but I don’t use it as a rule

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