FabSwingers.com forum: My friend said I must come round

By *hemanwithnoname38 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Wellington

My friend said I must come round and eat his wife's Beef Wellington....

.....and now I don't know whether I've agreed to a dinner party, or swinging......

Obviously that’s rubbish as It’s been 7 months since moving to Wellington near Telford and I still know very few people here who would invite me round anyway…. I know, get your violins out…

I may not be a towering athlete with the godlike face of Brad Pitt or even the age defying looks of Tom Cruise but I’m a damn good funny hobbit with great alluring eyes, a wicked sense of humour and a very peachy arse….

On the lookout for more friends to connect with and to socialise. So if a hairless performing hobbit tickles your fancy then please get in touch as the taxi fare coming back from Shrewsbury on a night out is exhausting…