FabSwingers.com forum: Curious about Hoover

By *ust want fun 888 OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

Hi, I was just curious as to how many men would admit they’ve used a hoover to pleasure themselves in the past or even present. I have and plan to this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's grim AF dude. Do you realise what filth goes up that pipe? And ur gonna stick ur todger down there. Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's grim AF dude. Do you realise what filth goes up that pipe? And ur gonna stick ur todger down there. Gross"

LOL this

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Unbelievable

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

Must look at it n think ooohh yeah your getting it tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's grim AF dude. Do you realise what filth goes up that pipe? And ur gonna stick ur todger down there. Gross"

This as well as if it’s just the vacs air. What pleasure are you getting all yo ur doing is forcing pressure around your dick. The fact it would be constant and un varies wouldn’t it be painful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry hoover won't be smiling tonight

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

* other vacuum cleaner brands are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this your new penis pump for a bigger cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Henry hoover won't be smiling tonight"

How will he explain it to hetty!!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Some people are really desperate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You probably aren't the first op and I'm sure you won't be the last but be careful, you don't want any embarrassing visits to a an e.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I guess some will end up in A&E saying “I was hoovering naked and I accidently hoovered up my cock and now it’s stuck, also whilst I’m here I think I might have accidently say in a hair brush too”

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *aughtyLittlePicsCouple
over a year ago

Belper

Cut a hole in a melon.

At least when you are finished you can have one of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut a hole in a melon.

At least when you are finished you can have one of your 5 a day"

Lmao sweet and savoury

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Each to their own, who are we to judge.

Mind you, if a bloke can pick up a hoover then why the hell can't he run it over the carpet?

Next they'll be wanking into dusters and ignoring their real purpose too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg never lol

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By *umplayerMan
over a year ago

Chester

"That's grim AF dude. Do you realise what filth goes up that pipe? And ur gonna stick ur todger down there. Gross"

This made me spit my coffee out laughing!

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By *ust want fun 888 OP Man
over a year ago

nearby

Number one, tried it once number two, don’t knock it till you try it and most importantly number three, I wasn’t that stupid, I put a sock into the tube and wore a condom, didn’t use it to fully insert my cock, just to catch the tip which Caught right, field like a very very fast ation which brought me to a great come

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