FabSwingers.com forum: Oh no, another single guy appears!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep, it’s true, sorry, I’m going to go and get Single Guy all over your day. Man, oh man, what a mess. Sorry to get me everywhere. Don’t worry, I don’t stain too badly.

Basic boring facts: 44, South East, 6ft, actually look like my pictures, live alone, can host eat yadda yadda.

Less boring facts: Have written and self published a book. Never married or had kids as didn’t feel right with anyone and didn’t just want to go with the flow. Have massive self doubts about looks - I think I’m okaaaaay looking, but that’s about it. 5/10 maybe?

Thoroughly exciting facts: Can recite The Listeners by heart. Am geek. Can hold conversations using all proper words n everything. Don’t need medicinal assistance to keep a hard-on.

The order and relevance of these facts to their heading may have been greatly exaggerated.

To summarise this post: I have no idea what works in here, I’m just throwing stuff at the ole digital wall and seeing what sticks. Willing to concede ‘none of that’ as a possible outcome!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair point. One rattle of the keyboard later, and that is no longer the case!"

Got skills. Happy fabbing