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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey you guys my name is michael xxx Am new to the site & just wanted to put a point accross to how i see this site in my own opinion... Firstly i find it so confussing & time wasting on my behalf once ive tryed my best to honestly introduce myself to the person ive sent a msg to... Theres quite alot of people on Fab who dont take the site serious & only want the attention men show them... There are girls on Fab who offer themselves for money for sex ??? You no who you are...!!! - am as genuine as can be but find that am left with no choice what so ever other than the fact to close my profile down at some point soon as the site is being taken for granted by time wasters & none serious swingers like my good self... If my fellow swingers would like to meet my acquaitance at some point then i look forward to hearing from use asap so without further more ille bid you all a very jolly day & safe sex is always a must.... Thanks guys xxx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Hey you guys my name is michael xxx Am new to the site & just wanted to put a point accross to how i see this site in my own opinion... Firstly i find it so confussing & time wasting on my behalf once ive tryed my best to honestly introduce myself to the person ive sent a msg to... Theres quite alot of people on Fab who dont take the site serious & only want the attention men show them... There are girls on Fab who offer themselves for money for sex ??? You no who you are...!!! - am as genuine as can be but find that am left with no choice what so ever other than the fact to close my profile down at some point soon as the site is being taken for granted by time wasters & none serious swingers like my good self... If my fellow swingers would like to meet my acquaitance at some point then i look forward to hearing from use asap so without further more ille bid you all a very jolly day & safe sex is always a must.... Thanks guys xxx"

Firstly if you've seen anyone offering sex for money report the profiles or messages so admin can deal with it. Not much point saying 'you know who you are'

Secondly you've been here 2 weeks and your profile doesn't really sell you against the thousands of other single blokes all trying to get meets from ladies/couples.

If you are already despondent after a fortnight (I'm not sure if you were expecting everyone just to be naked and willing at the drop of a hat) then maybe fabs isn't the place for you.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oops... Hit send to soon.

Anyway yes in essence most of us are here for the same thing but anyone you message will read your profile, look at your pics and it doesn't give much info about you.

Not that it matters coz your deleting anyway. Lol. So good luck in life after fabs x

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Maybe those daft bullshit profiles are actually there for a reason.... Like I dunno, helping you find the right meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest your profile really doesnt attract me at all, but each to their own taste as they say. If you want to meet nice genuine ladies may I suggest you update your profile and sell yourself in a more positive attractive manner. A new public photo would also be nice not the prettiest sorry..

Good luck

Pussygalore

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

So you're a genuine swinger? Actually you are only looking for sex with females, so some would argue you aren't a genuine swinger, but that's a whole other thread.

What makes you genuine? Do you attend parties, socials, clubs? Or do you just look online for sex? Because that isn't really what swinging is all about.

And as someone else said, your profile tells us jack shit, apart form the fact you like whinging and you want safe sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're a genuine swinger? Actually you are only looking for sex with females, so some would argue you aren't a genuine swinger, but that's a whole other thread.

What makes you genuine? Do you attend parties, socials, clubs? Or do you just look online for sex? Because that isn't really what swinging is all about.

And as someone else said, your profile tells us jack shit, apart form the fact you like whinging and you want safe sex. "
Quite agree with what you say ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you didn't pay attention at school when they were explaining the very simple rule about when to use apostrophes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're a genuine swinger? Actually you are only looking for sex with females, so some would argue you aren't a genuine swinger, but that's a whole other thread.

What makes you genuine? Do you attend parties, socials, clubs? Or do you just look online for sex? Because that isn't really what swinging is all about.

And as someone else said, your profile tells us jack shit, apart form the fact you like whinging and you want safe sex. Quite agree with what you say ... "
yes me too

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By *ouldyou2Man
over a year ago

west Midlands


"Hey you guys my name is michael xxx Am new to the site & just wanted to put a point accross to how i see this site in my own opinion... Firstly i find it so confussing & time wasting on my behalf once ive tryed my best to honestly introduce myself to the person ive sent a msg to... Theres quite alot of people on Fab who dont take the site serious & only want the attention men show them... There are girls on Fab who offer themselves for money for sex ??? You no who you are...!!! - am as genuine as can be but find that am left with no choice what so ever other than the fact to close my profile down at some point soon as the site is being taken for granted by time wasters & none serious swingers like my good self... If my fellow swingers would like to meet my acquaitance at some point then i look forward to hearing from use asap so without further more ille bid you all a very jolly day & safe sex is always a must.... Thanks guys xxx"
yes mate it is difficult and yes there are lots wanting money but you have to keep plodding on ! There are also some nice genuine people on here also so good luck

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By *ouldyou2Man
over a year ago

west Midlands


"Hey you guys my name is michael xxx Am new to the site & just wanted to put a point accross to how i see this site in my own opinion... Firstly i find it so confussing & time wasting on my behalf once ive tryed my best to honestly introduce myself to the person ive sent a msg to... Theres quite alot of people on Fab who dont take the site serious & only want the attention men show them... There are girls on Fab who offer themselves for money for sex ??? You no who you are...!!! - am as genuine as can be but find that am left with no choice what so ever other than the fact to close my profile down at some point soon as the site is being taken for granted by time wasters & none serious swingers like my good self... If my fellow swingers would like to meet my acquaitance at some point then i look forward to hearing from use asap so without further more ille bid you all a very jolly day & safe sex is always a must.... Thanks guys xxx"
i forgot ! Don't help being a scouse especially if you support that red team lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listening to what is being said, any tips on improving my profile?

I too am 100% genuine and it does seem a long hard slog

but im sure with the right conversations there sre good genuine people here!

any tips will be taken on board!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being new to the art of swinging !!! - am offering a one off chance for a very lucky girl to drain my bollocks dry !!! - so if you think that you have what it takes to go the distance with a jolly fellow like my good self then please do apply within & i do promise that all applicants will surely be given a good old going over.. Sort of speaking..!!! - now may i also stress that you just might want to read my profile before applying for the best fuck of your life as you will not get a second chance to experiance the feeling of total numbness of your legs once ive finished with you & may i also recommend that you have a wheel chair near bye just as a precausion ??? - hope to hear from my fellow swingers asap & remember guys "SAFE SEX AT ALL TIMES Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many threads does one need to get noticed? And for the wrong reasons I may add too !!!

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By *ootlemartMan
over a year ago

Litherland

Am a single guy on here as well and i have found it hard but i have made a few decent friends on here and yes am genuine but i don't attend club's or what not due to a serious lack of money

all am asking for is maybe to chat to some new people and have a bit of fun ( after all that's why we are all here lol )

by the way can anyone give me a few pointer's to make my profile more likeable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you guys my name is michael xxx Am new to the site & just wanted to put a point accross to how i see this site in my own opinion... Firstly i find it so confussing & time wasting on my behalf once ive tryed my best to honestly introduce myself to the person ive sent a msg to... Theres quite alot of people on Fab who dont take the site serious & only want the attention men show them... There are girls on Fab who offer themselves for money for sex ??? You no who you are...!!! - am as genuine as can be but find that am left with no choice what so ever other than the fact to close my profile down at some point soon as the site is being taken for granted by time wasters & none serious swingers like my good self... If my fellow swingers would like to meet my acquaitance at some point then i look forward to hearing from use asap so without further more ille bid you all a very jolly day & safe sex is always a must.... Thanks guys xxx"

A)Terrible profile picture.

B)Terrible grammar and use of punctuation in your profile.

C) Somwhat conceited profile, considering you've never been on a swingers site, or visited any clubs/socials, in fact never done anything pertaining to 'swinging' whatsoever.

D)You're a scouser.

E)You'll always be a scouser.

*Hit the 'delete account' button NOW!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a single guy on here as well and i have found it hard but i have made a few decent friends on here and yes am genuine but i don't attend club's or what not due to a serious lack of money

all am asking for is maybe to chat to some new people and have a bit of fun ( after all that's why we are all here lol )

by the way can anyone give me a few pointer's to make my profile more likeable? "

Face pics that can hardly be seen...try using the 'flash' on your camera??

Profile that says absolutely nothing about you. It's just a whinge, and we don't like whingers.

Look at other guys profiles, and get some ideas of what to put if you can't use your own mind to construct a profile that 'sells' yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being new to the art of swinging !!! - am offering a one off chance for a very lucky girl to drain my bollocks dry !!! - so if you think that you have what it takes to go the distance with a jolly fellow like my good self then please do apply within & i do promise that all applicants will surely be given a good old going over.. Sort of speaking..!!! - now may i also stress that you

want to read my profile before applying

for the best fuck of your life as you will

not get a second chance to

the feeling of total numbness of your

legs once ive finished with you & may i

also recommend that you have a wheel

chair near bye just as a precausion ???

- hope to hear from my fellow swingers

asap & remember guys "SAFE

SEX A

ALL TIMES Xxxx"

Pleas tell me it's tounge in cheek

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"Being new to the art of swinging !!! - am offering a one off chance for a very lucky girl to drain my bollocks dry !!! - so if you think that you have what it takes to go the distance with a jolly fellow like my good self then please do apply within & i do promise that all applicants will surely be given a good old going over.. Sort of speaking..!!! - now may i also stress that you just might want to read my profile before applying for the best fuck of your life as you will not get a second chance to experiance the feeling of total numbness of your legs once ive finished with you & may i also recommend that you have a wheel chair near bye just as a precausion ??? - hope to hear from my fellow swingers asap & remember guys "SAFE SEX AT ALL TIMES Xxxx"

Well... think you jusr sealed your own fate with that. I guarantee there is woman on here you would never keep up with so never good to nake promises you cant deliver. and if alot read that they would run a mile anyway. new to swinging clearly as thats not the attitude you need.

delete account would be best for you probably.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

[Removed by poster at 26/02/13 07:00:00]

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

4 days later hes still here with lots of meet requests.

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