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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Hello good evening and, and erm, hello.

I haven't looked at the forum before. I'm kind of new here but not really. Had an account here for about a year already but went off to play somewhere else.

I've systematically devoured everyone in that other place *dabs mouth with napkin* so I thought I'd come back here now *twangs underpants elastic* but I have a question.

For women mainly I guess but all answers gratefully received...

What makes a great noobie profile on FabSwingers?

I have yet to build mine. It's a husk. It says nothing and there are no pictures yet.

- Cock pictures: obligatory? A bonus? Nofankyoo?

- also cock pictures: public? friends only? Only on request?

- Face pics: same questions ^

- picture of being fired out of a massive cannon at Billy Smart's circus in the 90s? Yes? No?

- picture of being face down naked on a massive leather beanbag? Yes? No?

In general, as a noob I'd love to know what makes people think "awww he seems like a nice bloke / a good bit of cannon fodder / a good face for clenching between my arse cheeks"

Any advice welcome.

Hello again

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

To be clear I am fond of having my face clamped between some good arse cheeks.

Just want to be clear.

On that detail.

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I know what's happened here.

Everyone rushed to reply at the same time and now you're all jammed in the doorway, unable to reach the keyboard.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

To be honest, your personality shines through on this thread, and I'm warming to you already.

I'm probably not what you'd look for though, so my opinion won't count

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Every woman is different to its difficult to answer.

Some don't like cock pics other love them.

I think it's always worth having a mixture on your pics. A couple of cock pics is fair enough but 10 and no pics of anything else will put people of.

Some full body shot are nice, even clothed or semi clothed can be sexy to most women.

And as for the bio try and let some of your personality shine through as you have on this thread bit let us know what we can expect when or if we met you rather than just what you like or want to do Good luck.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Welcome. Seems like you can string a sentence together so just go for it and write what best describes you and then perhaps ask for comments.

Cock pics....well opinions vary but certainly not many and if in doubt no need.

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Bad Nanna, don't be so sure. I haven't looked at your profile yet but I have only a very small number of reasons for not wanting to get know a person intimately and physically.

Thank you for your reply!

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Hi Juliette!

Your reply leads me to feel that cock pics might be best as a friend's only option. There for those who appreciate them, not for those that don't.

Thank you!

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Gentle lover,

Thank you. I tend to only provide one or two. Like any other body part, as soon as I've seen 20 pics of an appendage I feel like there's no sense of adventure left.

That said, I think there's nothing quite as majestic a sight as a mighty, meaty cock on high alert, but one artful shot is better than 300 slightly shambolic ones in my personal opinion.

Thank you sir!

*curtsies politely*

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

My profile is actually hidden at the moment because I'm away from home.

I plan to fill it with words and images in due course once I'm back at base.

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

(Not sure if my forum activity is still viewable if my profile is hidden though )

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"(Not sure if my forum activity is still viewable if my profile is hidden though )"

lol yep it is - green arrow is your friend for exploring what might have said / stalking

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

The beanbag and cannon one are a must for sure

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"(Not sure if my forum activity is still viewable if my profile is hidden though )

lol yep it is - green arrow is your friend for exploring what might have said / stalking "

I just discovered the green arrow. Thank you

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By *ankShandy OP   Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"The beanbag and cannon one are a must for sure "

Oh, really?

Okay.

Erm, does anybody know where I can find Billy Smart these days?

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