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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hello everyone.

New here so dropping in to say hello

Anyone like some festive chatter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

New here so dropping in to say hello

Anyone like some festive chatter?"
Hello and welcome to fab.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Hello everyone.

New here so dropping in to say hello

Anyone like some festive chatter?"

Hello Ryan and welcome... I love fresh meat. Xx

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx"

Not that close to Ben

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Welcome hun,hope you have fun xx

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Welcome hun,hope you have fun xx"

Thank you

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Welcome

Thanks. Nice to be here

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By *llureWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd welcome you as a newbie but you've been on here over a year. Not as green as you're cabbage looking I think

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben"

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd welcome you as a newbie but you've been on here over a year. Not as green as you're cabbage looking I think

Yes but I've never done an introduction thread

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x "

Ben Dover

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

Ben Dover

Oh... Shame

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

Ben Dover

Oh... Shame

Oxford, Andrea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

can i ask please

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

Ben Dover

Oh... Shame

Oxford, Andrea. "

Pffft.. Miles away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

New here so dropping in to say hello

Anyone like some festive chatter?"

Welcome!

Can I suggest updating your photos with something witty and amusing?

Donuts, cheese, hamburgers or maybe even an amusing comedy sidekick rubber toy?

Just a thought!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hello everyone.

New here so dropping in to say hello

Anyone like some festive chatter?

Welcome!

Can I suggest updating your photos with something witty and amusing?

Donuts, cheese, hamburgers or maybe even an amusing comedy sidekick rubber toy?

Just a thought!!

What a good idea. I will look into this

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

hmmm welcome .. we dont have many rules around here but there is one i feel u need to be made aware of

As a single fella i must introduce u to the casting couch ... oh yes !!

freelove does all new fella test drives !!

so get ur diary out and let me know wen ur free !

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hello n welcome. Have lots of fun.

You dont half remind me of some dude called Dave though

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"hmmm welcome .. we dont have many rules around here but there is one i feel u need to be made aware of

As a single fella i must introduce u to the casting couch ... oh yes !!

freelove does all new fella test drives !!

so get ur diary out and let me know wen ur free !"

Do I need to bring any references?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hello n welcome. Have lots of fun.

You dont half remind me of some dude called Dave though

Thanks for the welcome. I think you might have confused me with a pin striped pyjama wearing, sheep shagging pervert, who is currently masquerading as a shepherd

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

no .. i will write them all for u !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmm welcome .. we dont have many rules around here but there is one i feel u need to be made aware of

As a single fella i must introduce u to the casting couch ... oh yes !!

freelove does all new fella test drives !!

so get ur diary out and let me know wen ur free !"

my place or yours???x

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Thanks for the welcome. I think you might have confused me with a pin striped pyjama wearing, sheep shagging pervert, who is currently masquerading as a shepherd

hes in the xmas nativity .. tut tut !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"no .. i will write them all for u ! "

Wow ! Surely there's a catch to this?

A single bloke getting an offer so soon after posting his introduction

I haven't even had time to post my first whinge yet

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

my place or yours???x

will u be wearing that sailors cap ??

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Thanks for the welcome. I think you might have confused me with a pin striped pyjama wearing, sheep shagging pervert, who is currently masquerading as a shepherd

hes in the xmas nativity .. tut tut ! "

My son

????

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I haven't even had time to post my first whinge yet

leave that till Thursday !!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Thanks for the welcome. I think you might have confused me with a pin striped pyjama wearing, sheep shagging pervert, who is currently masquerading as a shepherd

hes in the xmas nativity .. tut tut !

My son

????"

Oops just read the sheep shagging biy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my place or yours???x

will u be wearing that sailors cap ??"

absolutely lol xxx if it helps with the casting ...

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

My son

????"

oh yes .. u need to communicate more whilst devouring ur spaghetti hoops on toast or u miss out !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thanks for the welcome. I think you might have confused me with a pin striped pyjama wearing, sheep shagging pervert, who is currently masquerading as a shepherd

hes in the xmas nativity .. tut tut !

My son

????

Oops just read the sheep shagging biy

whoops

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

absolutely lol xxx if it helps with the casting ... "

it certainly does .. any other added extras u can bring along ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely lol xxx if it helps with the casting ...

it certainly does .. any other added extras u can bring along ??"

best suit medals and a smile

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

polish them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"polish them ! "

my smile lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

brucey bonus !! wink wink !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi you two stop flirting on my intro thread. Your scaring off my potential stalkers

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

if i munch u .. do i get a let off ???

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"if i munch u .. do i get a let off ???"

Yea but you're not using peanut butter

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

does nutella count ??

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"does nutella count ??"

Guess that would be ok as long as you cleaned up

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

oohhh yes .. i clean up as i go .. relentless !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

Ben Dover

Oh... Shame

Oxford, Andrea. "

He's posh

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

How very true - what, what, what

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

He's posh

How very true - what, what, what

Not bad for Blackbird Leys Ryan....

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

How very true - what, what, what

Not bad for Blackbird Leys Ryan....

How very dare you lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Thank you both. I hope they go easy on me. I have heard it can be pretty ruthless

Sometimes. If you need help sprucing up your profile just ask xx

Haha I very nearly said go on then.

On second thoughts no profile advice please

Erm.. How have I only just noticed your south east?? Mmmm.. I wonder how close you are.. Xx

Not that close to Ben

Ben?? Who's Ben? X x

Ben Dover

Oh... Shame

Oxford, Andrea.

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X "

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?"

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x "

I'm off to comment in the put off thread

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

I'm off to comment in the put off thread

Hahaha... Sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x "

That makes two of us then!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

That makes two of us then!!"

Shhh don't let Ryan.. He frowns upon us common folk! X

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

That makes two of us then!!"

Pffft you don't even eat cucumber sandwiches

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

That makes two of us then!!

Pffft you don't even eat cucumber sandwiches

Do you cut the crusts off?! X

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's posh

I know people from Oxford who are definitely not posh.

Do you stick your pinkie out while you drink your earl grey?? Now that's posh!! X

That's not posh ! Everyone does that. Don't they?

Oh I don't, maybe I'm just common then!! Lol x

That makes two of us then!!

Pffft you don't even eat cucumber sandwiches

Do you cut the crusts off?! X "

Not personally. Jenkins does it for me.

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