FabSwingers.com forum: hi from single guy in preston

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi folks im D from preston

Been on the site a few months but wasnt aware of this part of this site (probably cos i was too busy perving over you lot! Lol) so decided to introduce myself.

Im looking for females and couples for safe fun. The ability to have a laugh and not take oneself is just as important as looks and no im not trying to fuck the whole site lol

Im about 5'8"ish, very short cropped hair and id say im somewhere between average and athletic bodywise. I can accom mainly weekends at the min but hoping to move start of new year and then its action stations

i dont drive so any travelling i do is via public transport unfortunately (for me lol).

Reckon ive bored you enough by now but if ive tickled your fancy check out my profile cos theres more about what im into on there.

Tata for now peeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and also any chance anyone can take a look at my profile and possibly explain the tremendous lack of interest im generating on the site? No need to be gentle cos its not like you know me personally and have to worry about me taking offence and/or falling out with you

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Hi and welcome!!

Not sure what's wrong to be honest. Your profile spiel is a lot better than most I've seen. Maybe try to get a few more varied pics on, the top 2 are practically identical x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a little more in your 'interests' you have only listed safe sex,surely you are into more than that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome!!

Not sure what's wrong to be honest. Your profile spiel is a lot better than most I've seen. Maybe try to get a few more varied pics on, the top 2 are practically identical x "

Thank you kind lady with the amazingly alluring bum

I am going to put more pics up but i was kind of hoping to take some on meets and put them up cos im fairly certain theres only so many pics of me and my body i can put before it gets tedious for the viewer lol looks like im just going to have to bore the viewing public with some more pics of just me til i do tho

Ta again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a little more in your 'interests' you have only listed safe sex,surely you are into more than that?"

I honestly have tried to but it only ever shows 1 interest so i figured it might as well be that lol im into loads and want to try a lot of things out too. Basically anything asides from poo, to much pain, blood, animals and not too keen on heavy BDSM

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x "

Bloody hell a suit! I couldnt do that cos then id be misrepresenting myself as a guy with a suit (i havent owned 1 in years so id have to rent 1)

My phones in repair so im using a pre-smartphone nokia at sec but im sure cameras halfway decent on it so im gonna try taking a few and post em if they turn out ok.

I do have a peachy bum tho...

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

welcome, your profile looks good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"welcome, your profile looks good to me

Thank you very much. I would have replied to your post about 20 mins ago if i hadnt been distracted by your mouthwatering bosom

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x

Bloody hell a suit! I couldnt do that cos then id be misrepresenting myself as a guy with a suit (i havent owned 1 in years so id have to rent 1)

My phones in repair so im using a pre-smartphone nokia at sec but im sure cameras halfway decent on it so im gonna try taking a few and post em if they turn out ok.

I do have a peachy bum tho...

Won't believe it till I see it!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x

Bloody hell a suit! I couldnt do that cos then id be misrepresenting myself as a guy with a suit (i havent owned 1 in years so id have to rent 1)

My phones in repair so im using a pre-smartphone nokia at sec but im sure cameras halfway decent on it so im gonna try taking a few and post em if they turn out ok.

I do have a peachy bum tho...

Won't believe it till I see it!! Lol x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x

Bloody hell a suit! I couldnt do that cos then id be misrepresenting myself as a guy with a suit (i havent owned 1 in years so id have to rent 1)

My phones in repair so im using a pre-smartphone nokia at sec but im sure cameras halfway decent on it so im gonna try taking a few and post em if they turn out ok.

I do have a peachy bum tho...

Won't believe it till I see it!! Lol x

Bloody hell your going to have me bent over awkwardly try to capture my tush at its peachiest without pulling a muscle or landing flat on my face! The things us blokes do to try and impress you women! And do you appreciate it? No! You just sit there content that we really are as idioticly moronic as you thought we were!

Right well i better get on with that then eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean. Try a bum pic, maybe one In a suit?? Bit of variation. I had trouble with mine till I got a self timer app and it was easier then x

Bloody hell a suit! I couldnt do that cos then id be misrepresenting myself as a guy with a suit (i havent owned 1 in years so id have to rent 1)

My phones in repair so im using a pre-smartphone nokia at sec but im sure cameras halfway decent on it so im gonna try taking a few and post em if they turn out ok.

I do have a peachy bum tho...

Won't believe it till I see it!! Lol x

Right well i better get on with that then eh?

We're waiting......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

right you damn organ grinders the monkey has performed so judge away!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"right you damn organ grinders the monkey has performed so judge away!

Very nice! It is hard work getting pics of yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right you damn organ grinders the monkey has performed so judge away!

Very nice! It is hard work getting pics of yourself xx "

Very nice!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you for appreciating the pics ladies - and no its not easy taking pics of yourself and posing sexily at the same time! Although ive gotta say - according to the people fabbing my pics - i seem to be more pleasing to the blokes on here than to the women! Whats that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm arriving a bit late to the show, but your profile is one of the better ones out there, which deserves some seriously wild and crazy applause.

I expect the offers will be rolling in now and we'll see you again in three months time, posting here asking how you can build yourself up again after being drained and left for dead by a million ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm arriving a bit late to the show, but your profile is one of the better ones out there, which deserves some seriously wild and crazy applause.

Better late than never thats what i say! I have to really because ive had some atrocious timekeeping over the years. Funnily enough never when it comes to sex though...

I think youre maybe overestimating how desirable i am going off the severe lack of offers - or was that your famous sarcasm on display

Thanks for the positive comments and ive got to just say how much of an ego boost it is to have my pics fab'd by such a damn sexy girl with a "Black only" profile

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Sounds like peolpe like seeing bum pics or other pics, can't take them by myself ..... Any SERIOUS offers of taking some for me.... No expectations meant xx Paul pm me x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sounds like peolpe like seeing bum pics or other pics, can't take them by myself ..... Any SERIOUS offers of taking some for me.... No expectations meant xx Paul pm me x"

I took mine myself. Just set up self timer, prop the camera, pose and your done! Easy x

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Only got camera phone lol ... Oh well x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Only got camera phone lol ... Oh well x"

Yeah me too. I used my phone to do mine x

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Only got camera phone lol ... Oh well x

Yeah me too. I used my phone to do mine x "

Downloaded an app..... Sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you jammy sods! I had to it the old fashioned way - slightly bent over using once hand to balance and the other trying to blindly position the phone to capture a decently positioned unblurry and flattering pic of my posterior! Oh and i had to remember to flex my bum muscles

And way to go trying to hijack my thread paul but im sure theres a specific thread for arse pics somewhere near this 1 if youd like to make your way over

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

"you jammy sods! I had to it the old fashioned way - slightly bent over using once hand to balance and the other trying to blindly position the phone to capture a decently positioned unblurry and flattering pic of my posterior! Oh and i had to remember to flex my bum muscles

And way to go trying to hijack my thread paul but im sure theres a specific thread for arse pics somewhere near this 1 if youd like to make your way over

I knew you would say that lol... Sorry mate xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And way to go trying to hijack my thread paul but im sure theres a specific thread for arse pics somewhere near this 1 if youd like to make your way over

I knew you would say that lol... Sorry mate xx"

Nah its alrite mate

cant imagine i'll have loads more posts on the thread anyhow lol

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By *otnhornyfemaleCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

Very nice ass hunny, thought your profile was intresting loved the redhead comment xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very nice ass hunny, thought your profile was intresting loved the redhead comment xxx

Dammit i is blushing now!

lol glad you found my profile interesting and you enjoyed the peachiness on offer

What can i say? Ive always been a sucker for a sexy redhead and i make no apologies for it

And the "hot" part of your username is spot on! Apart from the fact your not in the market for single males i loved your profile too. You and your partner seem pretty cool and your pics are awesomely hot! Well done you!

xxx

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