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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

hi there ive been on here 3 years now and still not been lucky enough to find "real" people only fakers and time waisters.

i still live in hope and re wrote my profile as follows. any suggestions..

In open relationship wants to have fun

Man in Worcester St. Helens Wigan widnes Liverpool kidderminster, West Midlands, UK Site SupporterTickPhoto Verified

After being on here for 3 years or more now I thought it was time to revise my profile here.

I had hoped that this site would help me to encounter pleasant intelligent open minded friendly people and I have met a few online only so far.

Sadly I have come across many more fakers time wasters and people who offer me what my profile says I'm not into. which is flattering but does not really interest me.

I still live in hope and wont give up. I am genuine ill do all you want to prove that however is still need to buy a bloody web cam.

I am not one to rush things I like to get to know someone well and to feel I can trust them obviously there are exceptions were its just happens and feels right. but I am a careful and respectful person. with so many differing people on here which is a good thing its hard to know what will appeal to someone. I am naturally polite but I am open. I have found if your nice you can be boring and if your forthright your too forward. not much offends me but there seems to be sum people who have decided there offened at anything.

RANT OVER...

So what about me then. well I am a friendly person

I am a genuine person. I am very open minded attracted to many sorts of people I like to believe in the best in people and seek to enjoy that. And I do like to make friends with people..

I am up for conversations about anything and everything not just sex so if you want to chat or just even make friends thats cool with me also.

I am looking to make a female friend or friends to have fun with. I am also now open to the idea of joining couples MF and FF (FF I should be so lucky! in my dreams eh!)

I am a big chap and not a model and yes I have long hair. and yes Im hairy thats because I am male...

If nothing happens on here then so be it im starting to see a pattern that the is far far far more males in the uk gagging for sex than women at an average ratio of around 250 males seeking women to 5 females seeking men in some areas.

so yes I understand I am likely to most the time never get a reply and that alot of people are seeking "MR GREY" (Who The Hell Is That... I never met him. I guess im more a Robert Baratheon type lol..)

I am into most things and most of all I really do care about the other person having more fun that me.

Females and couples please feel free to talk to me about anything I am not offended and I will always do my best to rely... Couple of emails a year is a bit stressful to cope with however ...

not!

I love to hear from new people I am not pushy. In fact I am likely more to be worried about offending you that you are of offending me.

I if you want good company and intelligent conversation come get it lol.

And if there is anything ive missed here or you want to know more then get in touch.

life is far to short if rather not end up as an old man and look back and think... "i wonder if i had done..." , "i wish i had done..."

Indeed that's already started and I seek to not do that with the rest of my life.

We will all be dead one day I want to have a lot of fun on this rock before my time comes. and I hope some people take and interest before that day comes for us.

Drop me a line if only to tell me that this profile made you laugh or that you feel asleep half way through.

all the best guys Rob x

add me at robriff @ msn . com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bored very early on and gave up reading. I suspect few, if any on here find a negative moaning profile appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post, and your profile, are far to long winded.

Review & rewrite would be my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all me me me i think..like the other person said its negative and makes it sound like you have a chip on your shoulder! Definitely start again and make it shorter,positive and cheerful.

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

good point it is ranty. and till i started posting on the forum. it felt like i was the only one here.

so short profiles equal write more prove your genuine.

and long profiles are boring..

god this is hard. does anyone read the profile anyways

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

i suppose its how you choose to read it.

being as its a profile about me it should be about me. but its written as i hear it in my head with a sarcastic humourous tone.

but its hard to get that accross i guess.

probs sound much different if i had an acompanieng profile video with me reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sarcasm is great once you already know someone well but you cant be like that on a profile where tone of voice doesnt come across..it should be about you but its about why the other person should meet you..its your cv,you are selling yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and long doesnt have to be boring.. i havent been told mine is boring anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I still live in hope and won't give up".. couldn't that be perceived as needy/desperate?? This site is all about hedonistic fun,light heartedness!

Also I had a look at the pics and I always like to see a smile,not too serious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good point it is ranty. and till i started posting on the forum. it felt like i was the only one here.

so short profiles equal write more prove your genuine.

and long profiles are boring..

god this is hard. does anyone read the profile anyways"

Yes people most definately read profiles.

Long does not equate to boring. Short can be just as bad.

You need a profile that sells you

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

now selling myself is something im not good at.

i never like the idea of bigging myself up.

just not in my nature.

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

ill have a look and give you an honest opinion but then seeing as ive got it so wrong. would be a waist of time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you can't see why you are worth meeting no one else will either...work on your self esteem !

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

lol well as i was on the edge of giving up. not suprised it sounds like that.

i think ive been watching too much black adder it makes one very sarcastic.

im a bit of an actor and i guess this all comes down to me wrting pheoneticly as im a dyslexic so i write as i would speak. and i hear the words with the toneality behind it.

maybe profile should read.

nice bloke wants fun likes chatting. send me a message. lol

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

hmm im not lacking in self esteem. im just very unimposing and maybe i should be more confident. id just never wanna come accross as a guy with an ego which i certainly havent got.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


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maybe profile should read.

nice bloke wants fun likes chatting. send me a message. lol"

Maybe you should just try that...... ive seen your advice and comments in the forum, you have a great sense of humour and nice manner, dont oversell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone should have an ego,just not an overly inflated one,lol.

I actually think your one line profile idea is an improvement!

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

yes there not my best pics i have to admit. i must do some more. and its probs not a good idea to take a photo of yourself when: your goaty is not trimed its 6.30 in the morning cause you havent slept and your in a mood.

lol and now i wonder why ive got nowere. sheesh

your profile is fantastic btw as are your photos.

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

well thanks thats nice to know.

i do my best. i do like to have a laugh and when im at work in the care home me and others are often laughting to the point we cant breath and have tears in our eyes. must be the smell of urine cleaner i guess lol

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

lol well i guess some of us keep it undercontrol. your right we all have one. just some smaller than others. but then a cute ego can appeal i guess.

i guess i should be honest and say what i think i have to offer.

rather than being a doubter or appologising in advance for things that havent happened.

i have been told by many people im too nice but they dont see the dark side.

some people say im mad and others say the same. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would probably help your case if you lived in one place! you have several locations on your profile - too many!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Negativity attracts negativity, so avoid it... rants and pleas for timewasters not to bother you are pointless.

Humour and wit go a long way, as does correct spelling and grammar.

A couple of good pictures go a very long way, a public facd pic is great if your prepared to do it.

Avoid anything too graphic or crude, think more along the lines of sensual seduction if you go down that route.

Other than that you need to find your own path.

I would strongly suggest you try a club and see if you can get a few verifications from meeting there.

Good luck.

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

thing is im always on the move around those areas cause of family. so if i want to meet someone up north and my profile is south they might not wanna know but i spend equal amounts of time up north as i do down here. and i travel that much that 100 miles is not much to me.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

would it not be easier just to change your location to Wigan whilst in Wigan and change to Bournemouth when in Bournemouth for example.. it only takes a few seconds and it works for us rather than having loads of different towns on your profile all the time

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

i guess that makes sense. im suprised theat effing merecat didnt pop up then and suck its teeth at me.

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

fantastic advise. i suppose its easy to forget. the difference betwean a porn show on a page. and this is us do you want to see more.

good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your display pics...were you in Lord of the rings or star wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Which pic is the real you, beardy or non-beardy? Just a thought but some women don't like beards. I would prefer to see a pic of the person I am meeting, not a pic of what they used to look like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't want to sound too negative mate but its not going to work. Rip it up and start again. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a song?

Rip it up and start again!!!

And dont copy and paste mine, I changed my mind!

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By *witch mix vanillaCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I got bored very early on and gave up reading. I suspect few, if any on here find a negative moaning profile appealing."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got bored very early on and gave up reading. I suspect few, if any on here find a negative moaning profile appealing."
. Yep I gave up as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got bored very early on and gave up reading. I suspect few, if any on here find a negative moaning profile appealing."

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

I take that as a compliment

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

I'm always changing it around at the moment I'm growing a full beard for a laugh to see how I look I usually have a chin line or goaty or none it's something to mess with x

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

I agree I changed it now I had started to loose faith in the site but now I found the forum and can chat I'm realising "it was meeee" sheesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!"

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door"

ha ha we should make a double act mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door

ha ha we should make a double act mate lol "

Lol I'm up for that but I insist on high 5 ing my wing men when i cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door

ha ha we should make a double act mate lol

Lol I'm up for that but I insist on high 5 ing my wing men when i cum"

Cheeky/will spit roast grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door

ha ha we should make a double act mate lol

Lol I'm up for that but I insist on high 5 ing my wing men when i cum

Cheeky/will spit roast grrrrrrr "

Start the queue please pussy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy and paste my profile and use that and stop bloody moaning! Its not as hard as people make out on here!

Or use mine. I haven't got enough time to handle all the women knocking on my door

ha ha we should make a double act mate lol

Lol I'm up for that but I insist on high 5 ing my wing men when i cum"

Ha ha! Deal! Think we're doing well now we will cash in with our double act! ha ha What will we call our selfs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the A team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queue has started. So think we are onto a winner . Ur gonna need to move up north though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The queue has started. So think we are onto a winner . Ur gonna need to move up north though"

lol no we will just do women mid way to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birmingham here we cum. Ill see how much the nec charges to book it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree I changed it now I had started to loose faith in the site but now I found the forum and can chat I'm realising "it was meeee" sheesh "

In all seriousness while your profile sucked, on this thread you come across much better, surely you can change your profile to reflect the personality that shows here?

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By *rSinful OP   Man
over a year ago

mysteryville

Yes it did suck before as I nearly give up. I'm glad I come across well on here though and any suggestions as to how I might reflect that I'm my profile would be good. I guess I bounce off people better than a blank text field they just are not sexy

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