FabSwingers.com forum: Need to have sex in my home

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I realised I haven't had sex where I live now and wouldn't mind if someone helped me in having sex in this home, women only please thanks

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Phone for a visiting massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I am not really into paying for sex etc if it was free than it is sure much needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has success written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a no from me

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

"It would be a no from me"

Oh go on...

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By *ustmethistimeCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

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By *ustmethistimeCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

"I realised I haven't had sex where I live now and wouldn't mind if someone helped me in having sex in this home, women only please thanks

You see this as a free sex site?

We see that you leave your number hoping to get some sex.

Good luck with that.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you actually "need" to have sex in your home or do you just want it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

OP, please come back and tell us how successful this approach is? (When you’ve waded through all the applicants, obviously)

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By *rownbearcouple9293Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new planning regulation that we missed or is it a term written into the lease?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

Chippy or Chinese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

Chippy or Chinese?"

If you bring Chinese, you can move in!

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

This is too funny,good luck with all the applications

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By *exy Black JenWoman
over a year ago

London/Eastbourne weekends

Who could resist such an invitation!...lm on my way!..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can the lucky lady choose which room ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow thank you for all the replies, this was my first forum post, of course you can pick any room, and thank you I will go through all the applications

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"This has success written all over it "

Doesnt fab have a euthanasia policy it can invoke for exceptional circumstances like this.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"No I am not really into paying for sex etc if it was free than it is sure much needed."

I agree, I can see you paying for sex and still somehow not get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had sex in my carp bivvy

Ladies welcome, lingerie on, coat over the top, if I get a, bite will have to stop, so bring a book

On a, winner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on OP I've just seen pigs flying so anything is possible like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.

I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.

Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.

Bring beers and a mattress.

Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.

Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.

Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.

Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.

Chippy or Chinese?"

Great lady. Love the live and let live profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I too need to have sex in your home. Let me know when it’s empty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks Glowupdoll for your offer and cheekiness my home is full of hospitality, what part of London are you based in, also Pigs do fly a lot around here as I use this method a lot

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Good luck with your conversion therapy plans for being a home no sexual

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By *nblemishedhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Stratford

Fab the site that never stops giving!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck with your conversion therapy plans for being a home no sexual

I just got it now Home-no-sexual,

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By *azorRay666Man
over a year ago

Esher

"Good luck with your conversion therapy plans for being a home no sexual

If there was a standing ovation emoji I'd use it for this comment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I am not really into paying for sex etc if it was free than it is sure much needed.

I agree, I can see you paying for sex and still somehow not get laid"

Paying someone to come over is not what I was planning to do as I was aiming to keep me paying for sex to a minimum in life, I am not experienced at all in that field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had sex in my carp bivvy

Ladies welcome, lingerie on, coat over the top, if I get a, bite will have to stop, so bring a book

On a, winner x"

Do they need to bring any bait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck with your conversion therapy plans for being a home no sexual

Liking your work there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I realised I haven't had sex where I live now and wouldn't mind if someone helped me in having sex in this home, women only please thanks

Best of luck on that one

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I've only just realised it was OP's first ever post.

What a baptism of fire. Hope the house gets a better christening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...

Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only just realised it was OP's first ever post.

What a baptism of fire. Hope the house gets a better christening!"

That's just it, I need to bless my home or christen it if you like, and yes I would love to have sex on a yacht too.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

This thread is rapidly becoming a classic.

I am copying it to Wordpad before it gets inexplicably pulled by the moderators!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...

Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.

Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good idea a cruise sounds like a good fun trip with someone, how about Paris, Eurostar it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just realised it was OP's first ever post.

What a baptism of fire. Hope the house gets a better christening!"

Tries to win Lottery this week

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

These threads really do make my day

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By *heshirtandtieMan
over a year ago

rotherham

Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’"

That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"OP I too need to have sex in your home. Let me know when it’s empty. "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...

Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.

Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry"

This is true...

I want a private car and jet, escorted by Henry Cavill dressed as Geralt of Rivia and I expect him to be sexually available to me at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...

Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.

Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry

This is true...

I want a private car and jet, escorted by Henry Cavill dressed as Geralt of Rivia and I expect him to be sexually available to me at all times."

I think he’s gay… yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’"

3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property "

Does this affect the market value in some way? What’s the significance of the sex to the property?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Paying someone to come over is not what I was planning to do as I was aiming to keep me paying for sex to a minimum in life"

Fab is not a 'free-sex' site.

Have to wonder what people Google before they end up here

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By *heshirtandtieMan
over a year ago

rotherham

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality) "

Never fail to make me laugh you!

I wonder how he sells his car

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By *heshirtandtieMan
over a year ago

rotherham

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property

Does this affect the market value in some way? What’s the significance of the sex to the property? "

It’s because most first time buyers go to a house with a black light. Looking for messy Navy marks that have been removed ‘seaman stains’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality)

Never fail to make me laugh you!

I wonder how he sells his car"

Probably it’s a 4 door 2 seater

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Ahhhh love a good laugh.

Wonder if OP will sell his home

‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’

3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality)

Never fail to make me laugh you!

I wonder how he sells his car"

Small motor, but plenty of room in the boot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't drive but I passed my test, but if I had car I wouldn't want to have sex in the boot unless somebody else wanted to and the motor size is medium range.

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