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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Non attractive man needs a good shagging. Can't compete with the gorgeous Adonis's on this site but sod it anyway. Life's too short not to laugh about yourself, at least I have a 12" cock lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well done good one.Hopefully that will get you a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, at least it got a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on you mate, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol love it.....Mr Mids here, i know what you feel like buddy, im no looker myself and they all want mrs mids not me lol... So come on girls give the ugly guys a chance!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one - we all need a chance lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah I agree, they don't know what there missing apart from good looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, Here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does that mean I've got a meet then mids duo lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that mean I've got a meet then mids duo lol. "
hey u might have 12 inches, but i go 3inches, but it 8 wide and 13 stone to ram it up,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not so ugly. Your maths is questionable though - those percentages need some work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, so in what way do my percentages need work, would you like to show me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly women need sex too luckily the competition for women on here isn't so great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly women need sex too luckily the competition for women on here isn't so great "

ha ha, ur hardly ugly woman, i had a peeked and liked what i saw ! x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"You're not so ugly. Your maths is questionable though - those percentages need some work."

Blimey, I'm useless at Maths and I'd agree!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

10% bi? Yet you love oral and anal with men and looking for a mmm? Erm, did I miss something here? Lol

Also your status/profile screams desperation and a 'look at poor me' attitude. Don't mention what you havent got, focus on what you CAN offer a potential meet. Relax, have fun and be yourself, Good luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn't wholly about looks, its about personality, the way you come across to people, given you cannot accommodate, I would guess you have a significant other half and this is more why you are struggling. One meet in 5 weeks happens to be very good going as others wait a lot longer, its not instashag, just chill and have patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will meet 10% of you. Leave the other 90% at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldn't of got desperation myself but thanks for the advice. I was aiming for humor and something a bit different other than gorgeous hunk and hung like a donkey, although I have got 6" in my trousers. I'll think of something a bit more humorous and less desperate.


"10% bi? Yet you love oral and anal with men and looking for a mmm? Erm, did I miss something here? Lol

Also your status/profile screams desperation and a 'look at poor me' attitude. Don't mention what you havent got, focus on what you CAN offer a potential meet. Relax, have fun and be yourself, Good luck xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was funny

Makes a change from the ranting threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget someone might find someone ugly the next person wont.

Make me laugh and if you smell nice your on your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, I'll splash some Brut on and give you my best chat up line, get your coat, you've pulled lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Hahaha, nice approach.

I'm holding out for a blind female... I'll let you know if I find one on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder what that fetish would be called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non attractive man needs a good shagging. Can't compete with the gorgeous Adonis's on this site but sod it anyway. Life's too short not to laugh about yourself, at least I have a 12" cock lol.

"

Well you have listed yourself as bi-sexual on here so go and find yourself some of these non attractive guys too.

You can kill two birds with one stone then.

You can have some fun of your own and help some other 'non-attractives' out in the process.

It really is a win, win !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds like a plan.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As a youngster the myth was the ugly ones make that little bit more effort in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a youngster the myth was the ugly ones make that little bit more effort in bed."

and as an adult ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a youngster the myth was the ugly ones make that little bit more effort in bed.

and as an adult ? "

I do make as much effort as possible so I suppose it's true in my case.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"As a youngster the myth was the ugly ones make that little bit more effort in bed.

and as an adult ? "

I dunno, your asking the wrong guy, at 37 years old Im still waiting for the certificate in the post to say I have qualified as one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a youngster the myth was the ugly ones make that little bit more effort in bed.

and as an adult ?

I dunno, your asking the wrong guy, at 37 years old Im still waiting for the certificate in the post to say I have qualified as one."

good answer

enjoy it while it lasts !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all the messages guys, still not got a meet though yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the messages guys, still not got a meet though yet."

It's only been 2 days

Some folk wait months and months

Some never get there

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

hahahahahahahaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I'm a never get there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post, I second that. Just some attention from a lady would be a good start lol. There needs to be some charity for us ugly lads for sure x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great post, I second that. Just some attention from a lady would be a good start lol. There needs to be some charity for us ugly lads for sure x"

Perhaps we should form a group on here the ugly bunch, must be a fetish category for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great post, I second that. Just some attention from a lady would be a good start lol. There needs to be some charity for us ugly lads for sure x

Perhaps we should form a group on here the ugly bunch, must be a fetish category for us."

lol ye, could call it the 'group for whom sending a face pic means end of conversation' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great post, I second that. Just some attention from a lady would be a good start lol. There needs to be some charity for us ugly lads for sure x

Perhaps we should form a group on here the ugly bunch, must be a fetish category for us.

lol ye, could call it the 'group for whom sending a face pic means end of conversation' ?"

Yeah love it, I display mine to save them the bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great post, I second that. Just some attention from a lady would be a good start lol. There needs to be some charity for us ugly lads for sure x

Perhaps we should form a group on here the ugly bunch, must be a fetish category for us.

lol ye, could call it the 'group for whom sending a face pic means end of conversation' ?

Yeah love it, I display mine to save them the bother."

Why don't ya just shag each other ?

Never know, ya might even get a woman willing to flick her bean while ya do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do that, I would get zero interest. This site is akin to torture for me, seeing loads of guys shagging gorgeous women and cpls, does my head in haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Doncaster is too far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I can get plenty of cock mate, men are a lot less discerning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Getting cock is the easy bit, although yet to get any on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am beating it away with a stick mate. Could have ten meets a day easy. My arse can only take so much though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway Mickey, I can't fuck, your too ugly for me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway Mickey, I can't fuck, your too ugly for me lol. "

lol, story of my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And mine.

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha "

but the less attractive girl has far more pulling power than the less attractive guy ever will

it's been a while since i have seen a female post that she can't get any meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha "

the ugly girls have the same pic as the good looking ones though, as men from here are very democratic in who they will fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha

but the less attractive girl has far more pulling power than the less attractive guy ever will

it's been a while since i have seen a female post that she can't get any meets "

exactly, lol, I was called an 'ugly fucker' before by a seriously unnatractive woman in the cam rooms, yet she had had 30 plus meets in 4 mths!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not even the ugly girls want us ugly men

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

im only joking ppl got diferents views about beauty you not that ugly bit make over can help lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im only joking ppl got diferents views about beauty you not that ugly bit make over can help lol x"

yes exactly

i find a brown paper bag with two eyes cut out works brilliantly

especially if you a draw a smiley mouth on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll try that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've opened a new topic now called the not so attractive forum. Just for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha

but the less attractive girl has far more pulling power than the less attractive guy ever will

it's been a while since i have seen a female post that she can't get any meets

exactly, lol, I was called an 'ugly fucker' before by a seriously unnatractive woman in the cam rooms, yet she had had 30 plus meets in 4 mths!"

Its swings and roundabouts mate so you can't grumble. As far as casual sex goes in general women will always be more in demand as a lot more women rule themselves out of enjoying such delights than men.

However in terms of finding a lifelong partner for a monogamous relationship that you find attractive so long as you weren't in the gutter you'd find it a piece of piss. Whereas te same ugly woman you describe would find it hard as hell...unless she had an absolutely blinding personality, which judging by her comments to a complete stranger she probably doesn't. Lucky she does go for casual sex really or she'd be fucked!

Or not as the case may be lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't actually have that much trouble pulling the ladies but have decided to have a bit of fun while I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"far i can see alot ugly girls here so they should get together with the ugly guys lol u are not alone hahaha

but the less attractive girl has far more pulling power than the less attractive guy ever will

it's been a while since i have seen a female post that she can't get any meets "

Tell me about it!!

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