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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey everyone! I may have written my profile while sarcasm levels were at an all time high. Would love to hear if its:

- nice to see something (hopefully) different)

- cringe as all hell and makes me sound like a tool

In return for any advice or roasting and everything in between, I'll...ah I don't know. Let me know if there's anything I can do to return the favour!

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It made me laugh OP, but I get told I'm cringe a lot from the teens so I may not be the best one to judge.

I like reading profiles that are a bit different from the usual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks HollyGoodheadFind. If someone gorgeous like you liked it then that's good enough for me!

Oh and I'd consider being youth-accredited cringe as a badge of honour

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By *heSassyOneWoman
over a year ago

SE Michigan

Your profile was awesome! Very enjoyable to read and interesting. Pictures are extremely sexy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was well written & made me smile x

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

It's a good profile. Only two things are an issue for us:

(1) you're too far away from us

(2) try as we can, we can't identify the film reference!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a good profile. Only two things are an issue for us:

(1) you're too far away from us

(2) try as we can, we can't identify the film reference!"

Thanks. And at least I can help with one of those It's Guardians of the Galaxy. Scene here if I can post the link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdChJwDKFmI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great profile "

Yours aint half bad either K. I might need to go and have a quick lie down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yeah it's good. It might not appeal to everyone but then you don't want to do you

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"It's a good profile. Only two things are an issue for us:

(1) you're too far away from us

(2) try as we can, we can't identify the film reference!

Thanks. And at least I can help with one of those It's Guardians of the Galaxy. Scene here if I can post the link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdChJwDKFmI"

Awww....not fair. We were looking in the profile text

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I like it. Good to see someone make an effort on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Yet again I disagree with the majority.

Pictures on point though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked the profile very much - made me laugh. I thought the film ref was “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Yet again I disagree with the majority.

Pictures on point though

"

No need to apologise - all comments more than welcome. And glad you like the pictures at least. All credit to ring lights and snapseed there

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

That did make me chuckle OP

Nice to read something a bit different. Maybe reads more as a dating style profile but that's not meant as a bad thing

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Your profile indicates a bit of character and a mind behind it. Granted humour is subjective but the ability to show you have a little and don't take life too seriously is far better than none. From my experience as a single guy on FAB (sorry Mr Misfit here, Mrs Misfit it currently indisposed at the moment, unfortunately not in a sexy way with rope etc) your approach goes a long way. And although being a bit of an outsider looking in, your photos you seem to have the right sort of things going on body and dress wise, with a nice range to boot that'll suit a fair few ladies I suspect. So if I were of the fairer sex on this site, local and looking I'd probably be inclined to see if your messages support promotional material. Because its no good being a great guy on paper and then being of no substance. The women and couples of this site will sniff you out rapid. After all many of us blokes are just as fussy as our ladies when it comes to the guys we let get their hands on our significant others (or more so). So when it comes to couples us guys have to like and trust you too. And of course presence and visibility on the forums also helps too.

Or put simply, good profile IMO and continue to be yourself.

Oh and if for some reason you don't get one bite off the back of this thread I think you owe us all a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile that doesn't mention 'fun' or misuse 'your' is always to be admired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile indicates a bit of character and a mind behind it. Granted humour is subjective but the ability to show you have a little and don't take life too seriously is far better than none. From my experience as a single guy on FAB (sorry Mr Misfit here, Mrs Misfit it currently indisposed at the moment, unfortunately not in a sexy way with rope etc) your approach goes a long way. And although being a bit of an outsider looking in, your photos you seem to have the right sort of things going on body and dress wise, with a nice range to boot that'll suit a fair few ladies I suspect. So if I were of the fairer sex on this site, local and looking I'd probably be inclined to see if your messages support promotional material. Because its no good being a great guy on paper and then being of no substance. The women and couples of this site will sniff you out rapid. After all many of us blokes are just as fussy as our ladies when it comes to the guys we let get their hands on our significant others (or more so). So when it comes to couples us guys have to like and trust you too. And of course presence and visibility on the forums also helps too.

Or put simply, good profile IMO and continue to be yourself.

Oh and if for some reason you don't get one bite off the back of this thread I think you owe us all a pint."

Thanks Mr Misfit for the kind words! I couldn't agree more about single men with couples. It's always my aim to connect with both parties and be extremely cognisant and respectful of the fact a couple are letting a relative stranger into their lives. I certainly wouldn't want to play with a couple unless I liked and trusted both parties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A profile that doesn't mention 'fun' or misuse 'your' is always to be admired. "

Euphemisms on profiles are a tricky one I think. I understand why people put fun instead of simply saying sex or fucking or 'play'. But it seems a bit pointless on a swinging site. Just say sex. I imagine some people wouldn't like the crassness of 'fucking' - on profiles at least. In context, then I personally love dirty talk so fucking much better than sex as a term once chatting.

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By *rixieMeWoman
over a year ago

Farfarfar away

Loved it, and the photos aren’t half bad either

There is so much in there that can spark up a conversation.

I think I might just have to hotlist you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A profile that doesn't mention 'fun' or misuse 'your' is always to be admired.

Euphemisms on profiles are a tricky one I think. I understand why people put fun instead of simply saying sex or fucking or 'play'. But it seems a bit pointless on a swinging site. Just say sex. I imagine some people wouldn't like the crassness of 'fucking' - on profiles at least. In context, then I personally love dirty talk so fucking much better than sex as a term once chatting.

"

Yes, agree. And it's just every man that messages me- fun fun fun leaves me bored bored bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile

Made me smile and it would make me want to know more x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loved it, and the photos aren’t half bad either

There is so much in there that can spark up a conversation.

I think I might just have to hotlist you x

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great profile

Made me smile and it would make me want to know more x"

Feel free to drop me a message and ask away

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

Love the profile, it made me smile, appreciate the wit and sarcasm and great pictures. I’m sure you will do grand OP, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always better to stand apart from the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good profile and funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always better to stand apart from the crowd "

TMW someone on your hotlist replies to your forum post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always better to stand apart from the crowd

TMW someone on your hotlist replies to your forum post... "

We know, right? Happened to us once too. Gave us goosebumps and everything.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

It’s good, a very decent read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good, enjoyed reading it.

Shame your so far away.

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