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"yep who,s this" It's me Ryan | |||
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"need a face shot jul" I don't believe it. Julie as well ![]() | |||
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"need a face shot jul I don't believe it. Julie as well ![]() OMG Ryan is that you? ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in" Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in" Yes it's all changed now, only people with a sense of humour are allowed in ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() Well stop flicking and i wouldn't have too ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() I will wipe it in your hair instead then ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jesus woman your even making me cringe now lol ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wait till I start on the belly button fluff ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh that's fine I wrap mine up in silver foil and send out as easter gifts to people with protruding buttons. I feel sad for them not having their own | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() now that's gross!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You may think so but i have 100% feedback. Supply and demand ![]() | |||
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"Get a room you pair!!!! . . . And let me know where - I wanna watch! ![]() I won, I won, Miss Julie has no pun ![]() | |||
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"Get a room you pair!!!! . . . And let me know where - I wanna watch! ![]() Woop Woop I've pulled ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() Your about as straight as my matching pubic vest & pants ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought they were pubic cycling shorts | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() They were but I had a little accident whilst eating pancakes and syrup and had to trim it back a little ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That explains that baby gorilla i saw running down your road. Must have been the neighbours kid caught in the backdraft of your hedge trimmer | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey that's no way to talk about out daughter! ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I meant the neighbour to your left John Merrick Your surely not serious ![]() | |||
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() do you mean your twin, John? ![]() | |||
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"That is a really cheap shot suggesting we are related. Ok maybe we were both born with unfeasibly large cocks. But I don't dribble" ................much ![]() | |||
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"That is a really cheap shot suggesting we are related. Ok maybe we were both born with unfeasibly large cocks. But I don't dribble................much ![]() When you can't swallow it all ![]() | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() Who's Martin?.......... Hey I used to know a guy called Martin who ran a swingers club ![]() | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() ![]() Small world. So did I, he ran Chams for 4 years. Wonder what he's up to now? | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() ![]() Yeah that's him, he ran it when it first opened, oh I do wish I knew where he was, I'd love to meet up with him ![]() | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() ![]() ![]() Think I would actually wet my pants if he came back into the thread and said "Julie ? Is that really you?" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd just be happy if you wet your own pants instead of mine for a change!!! ![]() | |||
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You were practically begging to watch yesterday ![]() | |||
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"My name's Mark and I'm a Swinger. Hello Martin, Ryan & Julie. I'm not a Fruit Cake but I might be a Cadbury's Fruit & Nutcase... ![]() ![]() would never guess you are a swinger ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() Harsh but true ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() And armpits like a German shot putter ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't forget your hairy hobbits feet ! | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() ![]() And my inability to string a ............... Oooooo donuts ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() On the plus side Dagenham Dave reliably informed me you don't have a spotty arse ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I grew my anal beard, it covers a multitude of sins ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh! I thought that was a tattoo of Bin Laden | |||
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"thanks for useing my thread guys to amuse yourselfs ![]() You have my apologies. Start another and I promise to keep it zipped ![]() | |||
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"Come down to the beach party and we can have a reunion x" Beach party? | |||
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"Chams beach party 26th August check out meets and events x" Ah ok thanks | |||
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"thanks for useing my thread guys to amuse yourselfs ![]() Sharing is caring ![]() | |||
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"well stop being spitful and share then lol ![]() I have, on this forum, but you just whined about it! ![]() | |||
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"well stop being spitful and share then lol ![]() ![]() Julie - when you come across DaveJR he is asking for it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"well stop being spitful and share then lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha caught you two! | |||
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"well stop being spitful and share then lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't go in the welsh room they are all on the look out ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() Don't encourage them! ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() ![]() Oops I sowie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() Hey moody is that you? ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() ![]() It's me yep ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moody did you go to Chams way back? | |||
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"No.I'm Martin.........." My how you have developed ![]() | |||
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"No.I'm Martin.......... My how you have developed ![]() Lololololol ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thanks you guys best giggle I have had in ages ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooo only ever been once but going again next month ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I usually leave a thread when it's hijacked by attention seekers, but fair play I stayed to the end as it was funny...and you helped Martin discover his sense of humour! ![]() Oi who you calling attention seekers? | |||
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"I usually leave a thread when it's hijacked by attention seekers, but fair play I stayed to the end as it was funny...and you helped Martin discover his sense of humour! ![]() Lol rumbled ![]() | |||
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"Had to read this again my ability to talk utter bol**cks amazes myself sometimes ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had to read this again my ability to talk utter bol**cks amazes myself sometimes ![]() ![]() ![]() Loved this thread ![]() | |||
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"Thats a seriously funny thread,,,, ![]() ![]() Lol top bumping obi! ![]() | |||
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"Thats a seriously funny thread,,,, ![]() ![]() ![]() It's given me the inspiration for a random forum challenge - see the thread! lol ![]() | |||
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"Just for Ryan and Julie......bump! ![]() hey thanks gun, love this thread, can't believe it's so long ago ![]() | |||
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