FabSwingers.com forum: DO U THINK I WAS ASKING TO MUCH?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I think that's a perfectly rational set of demands. Would you mind if I use that list lol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I think that's a perfectly rational set of demands. Would you mind if I use that list lol?

feel free lol... i think his getting a good deal pmls its gonna be hard work .. reckon his got himself a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds a dam good deal to me miss sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It sounds a dam good deal to me miss sunshine.

c u in church.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love licking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

I don't know, you seem a bit needy to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

Sure...

IF YOU

Suck my cock any time I wish.

You ride on top and do the work any time I wish.

I choose the swinging club and how often we attend.

Deal? Two can play that game missy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sucking cock =deal

on top =deal

u choose =deal

no deal to how often!

oh and needy....indeed i am of lots of sex.. well worked out !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with the above as being very acceptable,

my own list would also include;

must drive and own car,

must work and pay half the bills,

and importantly

picks up own washing and takes too the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, you totally ruined this with the word 'married', other than that, all is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to carry on this theme

id think about marrying you but only after id had my wicked way with and ....

You are a rich women

every day starts and ends with sex

sex is compulsary at lunch time

you can cook "cock in van" - for when i pick you at work

you like DP and TP and DDPTP - work it out lol

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

This sounds like marriage material! I better put a ring on it

*Single Ladies by Beyonce plays in the background*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why do you need to get married for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

I'm married...ur just my side bit.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

only fuck you twice, is that just b4 breakfast ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ddptp????? yer im loaded got £1.69 left but your only after my money......

and any more of your cheek mr it will be cock in the pan!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

r u making b fast?? cos i was thinking just eat me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a buzzin cock ring will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

indeed u r right but im defo safe as i dont think theres a men out the to meet my need.. case closed!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go with the above as being very acceptable,

my own list would also include;

must drive and own car,

must work and pay half the bills,

and importantly

picks up own washing and takes too the washing machine

pmsl and sleep in the wet patch after sex

take rubbish out on sunday oh and walk the dog while your frineds visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go with the above as being very acceptable,

my own list would also include;

must drive and own car,

must work and pay half the bills,

and importantly

picks up own washing and takes too the washing machine

pmsl and sleep in the wet patch after sex

take rubbish out on sunday oh and walk the dog while your frineds visit

"
you forgot the all importent one puts toilet seat back down when finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you forgot the all importent one puts toilet seat back down when finished"

fook I've got no chance me then...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ddptp????? yer im loaded got £1.69 left but your only after my money......

and any more of your cheek mr it will be cock in the pan!!

Pete - runs a milion miles as he dont want his bits deep fried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooerrr

I dont own a deep fat fryer

I have towels for wet patches

but the he/she must take the towel to the washing machine

and I dont have a dog

nor rabbit, however I do have a wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How often do you have to walk a wand ?

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By *aroldshandMan
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Sounds awright 2 me,you'ld get it more than that you cock-teasing little bitch...xxxx pm me your details,we have 2 meet

xxxxxx

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By *orth West CoupleCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"No I think that's a perfectly rational set of demands. Would you mind if I use that list lol?

"
What for....to add onto your big list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married... IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

wow love to do that all the time (every mans dream)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, well in the real world do men find ladies like this at a tesco checkout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id only want to get married... IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

wow love to do that all the time (every mans dream)"

ha ha yes your right every mans dream but tgats all it ever is just a dream.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm, well in the real world do men find ladies like this at a tesco checkout."

if your lucky!!! no harm trying

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

That was the promise off my first wife. Once bitten twice shy, I think I need to take you out for a test drive for a few months and see if the promises are reality...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Church or registry office? Im off to get my suit on....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

only twice a day ?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

Can I do the licking at least three times a day? If so, you're on!

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By *azTWoman
over a year ago

Andover

Hope you dont mind but i borrowed this for my status update - think its brillant : )

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By *tephennMan
over a year ago

essex

that sounds good to me whoever marrys you is one lucky guy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

"
Your getting married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

"
am I allowed 2 wives in this country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

This sounds like marriage material! I better put a ring on it

*Single Ladies by Beyonce plays in the background*"

Can i be bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

That almost describes my marriage lol, its a bloody good arrangement & the only thing to add to the list is the opportunities to shag younger, fitter guys now and again xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go with the above as being very acceptable,

my own list would also include;

must drive and own car,

must work and pay half the bills,

and importantly

picks up own washing and takes too the washing machine

Lol think you can only be looking for a lady or a gay man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

Your getting married

its all booked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go with the above as being very acceptable,

my own list would also include;

must drive and own car,

must work and pay half the bills,

and importantly

picks up own washing and takes too the washing machine

Lol think you can only be looking for a lady or a gay man?"

HOW VERY TRUE

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Well all sounds very reasonable...and wouldn't it be good to find someone that fits the bill.. Well....

Hate to upset anyone..lol but...

All listed above plus, does washing, cleaning cooking, all driving (to anywhere) wake up with sex go to sleep with sex and as much sex and playing in between as we can. Oh he likes to see me being fucked by other men (or with woman) but he only wants to fuck me !!

Well they do exist as we have been together and married for nearly 20 years, didn't find him at Tescos though I found him where I worked. lol

And yes he does have brothers but they are not like him and are attached sorry people xxx And its fekking amazing being with someone like it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

how up a meet request asking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id only want to get married...

IF YOU

fuck me every day at least twice!

you lick my pussy/clit every day!

you take me to swinging clubs!

how up a meet request asking lol "
????????????what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well all sounds very reasonable...and wouldn't it be good to find someone that fits the bill.. Well....

Hate to upset anyone..lol but...

Well they do exist as we have been together and married for nearly 20 years, didn't find him at Tescos though I found him where I worked. lol

And yes he does have brothers but they are not like him and are attached sorry people xxx And its fekking amazing being with someone like it !!"

SHOW OFF lol

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

I know I still pinch myself as it must be a dream... but no its very real. Girl from NZ wanted to know if he had brothers too !! lol

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

what if your on your period????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what if your on your period???? "

i dont get them so no wprries there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to go back a bit in this thread but what's a "washing machine"?

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