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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm 33 and I cant whistle

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I’m 58 & can’t cook, as in make stuff, Any idiot can chuck stuff in the oven.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm 53 and can't sing in tune.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm 49 and I can't reach things on the top shelf in the shops.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m 60 and I can’t draw

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

60 and can't watch romcom films

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m 53 and I can’t do DIY adequately

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

48 and can’t juggle

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

46 & can't ride a bicycle

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

43 and can't play a musical instrument

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"46 & can't ride a bicycle

K"

Noooooo

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

I’m 40 and can’t tightrope walk

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I am 52 and I have never been in the loft in my house as I am scared of heights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 and cant sing very well.

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By *iger-NWMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm 66 and can't go to my favourite beach in Spain for a morning swim

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By *lackCherry...Woman
over a year ago

North East

I'm 39 and I cant swim

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Continuing the swimming theme I’m 46 and can’t do the breast stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 56 and can’t fuck!!!! Impotent!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

53 - can’t swim or ride a bike -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 56 and can’t spunk/jizz bloody diabetes!!!!!

But I can swim and ride a bike but not at the same time.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

53 and can't gush or squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 42 and I can’t swim, and I find it difficult to not think about Marco’s cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50, suck my own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"53 and can't gush or squirt"

Maybe wrong fingers of tongue have tried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 52, and can't peel a boiled egg

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A lady never reveals her age (it’s on my profile) I can’t drive. I was learning and doing quite well, then social distancing

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"53 and can't gush or squirt

Maybe wrong fingers of tongue have tried... "

Most women can't so i wouldn't be bothered about it. It's too messy anyways

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

63 and can't screw the lid back on a jar first time

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By *hybuthornydanMan
over a year ago

grays

I'm 42 and can't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 36 and cannot swallow tablets unless they are crushed up

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

46 and can't swim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 and cant drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 28 and can’t ride a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 and struggle with bras

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"46 & can't ride a bicycle

K"

Yet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"48 and struggle with bras "

to be fair you could get away without wearing one

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'm 49 and can't talk to idiots without wanting to ninja punch them in the throat

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

50+ and can’t do the splits

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"I'm 33 and I cant whistle"

50 and I can't turn the clock back... Which I wouldn't do anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

37 and I can’t do plaits in my daughters hair she has two options when she’s here, hair down or a ponytail lol

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By *essica trueTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

I am 62 and can't do ironing x

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"In 52, and can't peel a boiled egg "

Put it in a take away container with half a cup of water , put the lid on and shake it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 cant swallow tablets without gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44, can’t ride a bike.

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By *ptowncoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

I'm 41 and cant swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47.. Can't get a plumber to move a washer for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 and I can’t iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 31 and I can’t apply make up

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I'm 48

And can't drive a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49 and cant put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 52 and can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 55 and can’t sew on a button or understand long division.

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By *anni and RicCouple
over a year ago

York


"24 cant swallow tablets without gagging "

Gag reflex training available here

Im 34 and can't live much longer without fuckery filled club nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 59 and cant speak a foreign language.

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By *ndy62Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

I'm 57 and can't even get a lady to talk to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 and can't watch soaps, I'd rather slide down a sandpaper bannister and sit in a bowl of lemon juice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am 59 and cant speak a foreign language."

But to a German you can!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put both my legs behind my head

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

I am 65 and I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

37 and can't whistle.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

I’m 54 can’t do quantum physics

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm 38 and I can't drive, cook or sustain normal human interaction.

Animals usually like me though, so I keep telling myself I'm not that bad.

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I’m 50 and never have been able to do a handstand or cartwheels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 38 and find any one on here lol

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Herts/N London

54 and can't stop chatting

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I’m 30 and currently can’t bend down or sit up without grunting haha #pregnantproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

51 and can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

38 and I can't ride a unicycle. No matter how hard I've tried over the years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 can’t swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 55 and can’t stand watching the news at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 44 and I can’t go up to heights!

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By *lujiz94Man
over a year ago

Bishop's Stortford

26 and can't get laid

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

45 (titch) can't deep throat

Titch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 30 and currently can’t bend down or sit up without grunting haha #pregnantproblems"

Congrats

#HappyGrunting

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

I'm 53 in a few weeks and can't tell left from right.

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

49 and still can't stand men wearing dresses thinking they look like women... Nik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50.

Can’t like my own pussy

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By *ingerphantomWoman
over a year ago

West lothian

Am 42 and can't sit on peoples faces

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

I am 40 and can’t dance

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I am 40 but I can't get over how many people can't swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 45 and can’t play a musical instrument although I’ve started writing lyrics

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By *xtra4funMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I am 47 and can’t go more than 2 days without chocolate

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By *ssexmickMan
over a year ago

Rawreth

50 and can't run the 4 minute mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

52 and still can't iron clothes.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I'm 39 and I can't say Domino's without really concentrating

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm 65 and can't touch my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31,can't find a sex friend ????

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By *iffy1968Man
over a year ago

STAFFORD

51 and cant wait to meet new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 40 and I don’t dream

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

44 and cant swim

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"44 and cant swim"

Never to old to learn

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"51 and cant wait to meet new friends "

This

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"I'm 38 and I can't drive, cook or sustain normal human interaction.

Animals usually like me though, so I keep telling myself I'm not that bad. "

Animals are great judges of character, you must be doing something right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 54 and can't stand idiots who think i'm fucking aggressive! they're talking crap and need to learn the difference between sarcasm and aggression or just just shut the fuck up and don't say anything!!

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Am 65, can’t swim, play an instrument or draw, but am a nice guy

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

I'm 40 and can't relax even when asleep( still I am getting good at making the bed 3 times a night)

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

41 and can't go out

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

60 and I cant fly … can everyone else ? or is it just me that has lost my wings with age ?

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Still 41 and can't get over how many of you lovely ppl can't swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 25 and can’t go out

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Can't lick me elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 18 and i can’t click my fingers

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I am 80 and can't get an erection without Viagra

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By *nouzouMan
over a year ago

london

29 and cant swim, any teachers

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

42 and i can surf and play classic guitar

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I can't make shortbread or Yorkshire puddings.

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By *tormXCouple
over a year ago

somewhere nr you!

35 and I can’t stop eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 22 and can never think of anything to say when messaging first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 & I can’t give myself a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 n I can't still can't whistle the fingers on lips way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 and I can't touch my toes, never have been able to.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m 34, and I can’t click my fingers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 40 and I can't whistle

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’m 33 and I can’t hula hoop or handstand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 40 son and I have a shit memorie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

39 and I can’t do maths very well, I just go with my feelings and guess

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By *eeBDMan
over a year ago

Wigston

I'm 30 and can't make roast potatoes that are both browned and cooked through, it's always one or the other.

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

I’m 36 and can’t play (or enjoy watching) football

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

58 and cannot play a musical instrument (Mr Bicpl)

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I'm 42 and can't fit into my prelockdown jeans

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

34 and cant go for a pint down the local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 26 and can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57 and cant get an online shop!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm 44 and can't click my fingers x

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I'm 52 and cant swim ride a bike touch my toes or whistle.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

51 - tell the time on a clock face

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

39 and can't sing!! i think i can when im d*unk though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"51 - tell the time on a clock face"

That’s a great one.

This could be my favorite thread ever thank you POF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go home can’t be arsed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got home can’t be arsed ??

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By *ed-devilsCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

49 and probably can’t go away in August for my 50th

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm in my 50s and cant sing for toffee...much to my regret..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 35 and can’t forward Park

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By *ipmannMan
over a year ago

Cahir

I'm 51 and can't buy a pint.

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By *rivatetoiletTV/TS
over a year ago

Telford

40 and can't pat head and rub belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 and can not whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 and can't change the oil in my car! Next thing on the list of skills to learn

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I’m 35 and can’t forward Park "

Reverse park ?

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

im 40 and cant deep throat hubbys cock!!! x

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm 56 and can't draw, not even the most basic thing.

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By *jpcockMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I'm 36 and can't help looking at guys cocks in the locker room

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By *ricksOfTheTradeMan
over a year ago

m

Im 22 and i can't sleep during this lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 and can’t say No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 40 and I can’t stop wanking

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By *igboy200286Man
over a year ago

Hastings

I'm 34 and cant ride a bike or swim or drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

38 and cant wank with right hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 26 and can’t sleep.... I’m bloody wide awake

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm 46 and I cannot lie about my age anymore....I'm 47

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

I’m 25 and I can’t cum more than once an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 40 and I can’t stop wanking "

Must be a real bind lol...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

52 and swim......

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over a year ago

I am nearly 49 and can’t do a handstand

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over a year ago


"31 and I can’t iron "

I’m 40 and have never even held an iron never mind tried to drive one

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I'm 48 and can't have sex!!! lockdown sucks!!

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By *ebwizMan
over a year ago

Clevedon

52 and can't use a public urinal. Shy bladder syndrome. Hate it. Feels like just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 n cum in a girls throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

32 i cant sing, dance, swim, draw

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By *akiladMan
over a year ago

new plymouth

I’m 50 yrs young and I can’t swim have issues with my face in the water and breathing. Can backstroke does that count ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 and can't sharpen a pencil without it breaking a few times. Gets me so bloody mad!

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over a year ago


"I’m 50 yrs young and I can’t swim have issues with my face in the water and breathing. Can backstroke does that count ??"

Don't breathe with your face in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 29 and I can't dance lol

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By *amesidetopshaggerlolMan
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

38 im a mexican not a mexicant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 - and I am unable to say no to kitten

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Big 5 0 and can't prematurely ejaculate

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By *ensualflingMan
over a year ago

SW

38 and I can’t do the splits!

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over a year ago

29 and I can't stand musicals

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48 and can't stop wanking

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over a year ago

56 and still cant play my bloody banjo

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

30 and I can't seem to get the pegging fantasy out of my head...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

42 and i can surf and play classic guitar ... i always left a smile in people's face after meeting

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