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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Put any two people, animals, together and the person below has to describe in a funny way who would win the fight between them and why

Then they post two competitors

I'll start with,

Boris v Trump

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.

Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.

Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan "

I think both would fight like girls but clarkson has a nasty side that would see him through

Corbin v Diane Abbott (spelt wrong I bet)

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney?

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney? "

Brad Pitt, but the first rule of Brad Pitt vs george clooney is that you dont talk about brad Pitt vs George Clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.

Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan

I think both would fight like girls but clarkson has a nasty side that would see him through

Corbin v Diane Abbott (spelt wrong I bet)"

Corbyn, Abbott would get too confused by the knock down count.

Kelly Brook v Kate Beckinsale

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney?

Brad Pitt, but the first rule of Brad Pitt vs george clooney is that you dont talk about brad Pitt vs George Clooney "

Kelly brook vs Rachel riley

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it

Bart Simpson v cartmann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it

Bart Simpson v cartmann"

Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.

Daphne v Velma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it

Bart Simpson v cartmann

Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.

Daphne v Velma"

Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.

Oprah versus Queen Latifah

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it

Bart Simpson v cartmann

Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.

Daphne v Velma

Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.

Oprah versus Queen Latifah "

Queen latifah sass's oprah that loud and savage her head explodes

Justin beeber vs connor maynard

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it

Bart Simpson v cartmann

Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.

Daphne v Velma

Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.

Oprah versus Queen Latifah

Queen latifah sass's oprah that loud and savage her head explodes

Justin beeber vs connor maynard"

Beeber because Connor would be laughing to hard

Ant or dec

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.

Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan "

It happened, Clarkson won

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney? "

Abbot would get the day wrong and Corbyn would just cry out for help from his mates in the Ra

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!

Brad Pitt or George Clooney?

Abbot would get the day wrong and Corbyn would just cry out for help from his mates in the Ra"

Brad Pitt, clooney wouldn't want his face ruined.

Katie price v Victoria beckham

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You could punch Jordan in the face all day. All it would do would probably improve it.

Jimmy Savill v Gary Glitter

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"You could punch Jordan in the face all day. All it would do would probably improve it.

Jimmy Savill v Gary Glitter"

As they fight i walk in shotgun in hand ending both of them as shells rain down

Mother Teresa vs ghandi

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

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Define which st where?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

"

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer "

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon."

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman "

On a technical fault superman

As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off

Colossus vs storm hehe

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford

Bump

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman

On a technical fault superman

As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off

Colossus vs storm hehe"

The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.

Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman

On a technical fault superman

As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off

Colossus vs storm hehe

The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.

Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle "

Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)

He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.

Shaun Ryder v Elton John

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By *SDomSubCouple
over a year ago

Battle Creek


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman

On a technical fault superman

As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off

Colossus vs storm hehe

The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.

Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle

Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)

He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.

Shaun Ryder v Elton John

"

Elton John.

Shaun can't step to Elton, couldn't even get close before Elton John fans would tear him limb from limb.

David Tennant vs Matt Smith

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By *rumguy1980Man
over a year ago

stechford


"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.

Churchill v adolf in a street brawl

Churchill will

Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death

Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer

Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.

Prince Harry v A Raccoon.

Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.

By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win

Superman v wonder woman

On a technical fault superman

As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off

Colossus vs storm hehe

The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.

Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle

Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)

He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.

Shaun Ryder v Elton John

Elton John.

Shaun can't step to Elton, couldn't even get close before Elton John fans would tear him limb from limb.

David Tennant vs Matt Smith"

Matt smith

Cause david tennants a dick

Gandelf vs Dumbledore

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By *exybreeksMan
over a year ago

East Calder

Gandelf vs Dumbledore

Gandalf, seeing as he can bring himself back from the dead.

John Snow (the Newsreader) Vs Jon Snow (from Game of Thrones)

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