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"I would ask them ho they got into my bathroom x" I would ask if he wouldn't mind moving his rod. | |||
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"Smile " I’d thank my lucky stars as I have been dreaming of this moment for months! | |||
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"Smile I’d thank my lucky stars as I have been dreaming of this moment for months! " It's a shooting star | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge " Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles " | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles " Wonder how I got in their bedroom | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles " Watching is getting interesting now | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles " 4 handed massage? | |||
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"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles Wonder how I got in their bedroom" Plenty to go round | |||
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"Wait to see his boing!!" Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here | |||
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"Wait to see his boing!! Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here " Faint | |||
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"Wait to see his boing!! Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here " Ask you if you would like a nice sensual massage. | |||
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"Slap that bum " bite that bum | |||
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"Wait to see his boing!! Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here Faint " Anything he wants to do. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/02/20 12:35:00]" Ask him if I am Groot? | |||
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"What ever they want" Promises promises | |||
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"What ever she wanted" Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy | |||
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"What ever they want Promises promises " Not know where to look | |||
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"Offer him a crisp " Sorry for being so fat, spent 3 years on crutches and stuck in the house following many surgeries. Lost 3 stone over the last year. Not bad for someone still struggling with his body breaking down in middle age. But thanks, I appreciate the offer but I prefer a big man to feed me petal x | |||
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"What ever they want" Ask her if she fancied a 3some with us and if she needed a hand with her butt plug!! ?? very sexy lady!! ?? | |||
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"What ever they want Promises promises Not know where to look " Get the handcuffs out | |||
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"Run away scared " Run with him, I could do with the work out | |||
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"Run away scared Run with him, I could do with the work out " Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere... | |||
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"Run away scared Run with him, I could do with the work out Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere..." Suddenly find myself stopped in my tracks and probably tied to something | |||
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"Run away scared Run with him, I could do with the work out Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere..." Offer a towel | |||
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"Run away scared Run with him, I could do with the work out Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere... Suddenly find myself stopped in my tracks and probably tied to something " ‘Erm......I have some shelving to put up.....give me a hand?’ | |||
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"I'd do very little I'd do rather a Lot.... " I'd do it all again | |||
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"I'd do very little I'd do rather a Lot.... " Join her in being naked!! | |||
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"I'd do very little I'd do rather a Lot.... I'd do it all again " xx | |||
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"Question Why he is in my office naked " Awkwardly find a towel | |||
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"Question Why he is in my office naked " may be its dress down day in the office | |||
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"What ever she wanted Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy " I just do as I'm told | |||
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"What ever they want Ask her if she fancied a 3some with us and if she needed a hand with her butt plug!! ?? very sexy lady!! ?? " Thank you | |||
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"What ever she wanted Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy I just do as I'm told " Start at her feet and work my way up | |||
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"What ever she wanted Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy I just do as I'm told Start at her feet and work my way up " Hide my fuzzy Sasquatch feet | |||
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"What ever she wanted Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy I just do as I'm told " Lean in and whisper in her ear how much she turned me on... | |||
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"What ever she wanted Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy I just do as I'm told Start at her feet and work my way up " Slap his arse turn round quick n whistle | |||
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"Wonder where the ladies are...?" Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x Viv x | |||
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"Wonder where the ladies are...? Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x Viv x" Get naked | |||
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"Wonder where the ladies are...? Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x Viv x Get naked " Gwt naked too!! | |||
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"Get them some clothes" I’d start with a kiss and a squeeze | |||
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"Get them some clothes I’d start with a kiss and a squeeze " Drop to my knees | |||
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"Thought I’d join in Procrastinate You know it" I’ll have a think and come back to you later | |||
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"Wouldn’t know where to start " I'd start at your heels and work my way up those legs... | |||
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"Wouldn’t know where to start " I’d go cross eyed trying to take in every inch of her body | |||
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"Just wana start by licking you " or ask them to join me in the bath, on such a cold day. | |||
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"Drool " Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool | |||
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"Drool Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool " Supervise the cleaning | |||
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"Drool Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool Supervise the cleaning" Thank my lucky stars | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising " ask what the fuck he is doing and to leave me alone in Sainsbury’s weirdo | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising " Probably ask you your name just to hear the response “I am Groot!” | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising " Give out orders and point out missed spots | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots" Be his rope bunny | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny" Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess " Look confusd | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny" Finally, someone | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess Look confusd " Explain the rules again | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess Look confusd Explain the rules again" Offer a Jaffa cake | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess Look confusd Explain the rules again Offer a Jaffa cake " Can I have one | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess Look confusd Explain the rules again Offer a Jaffa cake Can I have one " I’ve a spare packet shhh don’t tell anyone | |||
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"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising Give out orders and point out missed spots Be his rope bunny Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess Look confusd Explain the rules again Offer a Jaffa cake Can I have one I’ve a spare packet shhh don’t tell anyone " Think I might just drop to my knees now | |||
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"Scream like a girl " Give him a birthday kiss | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss " Wonder if I was dreaming. | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss " Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady " Nick his jaffa cakes | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes " have a pint lol | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol" Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes " It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me " Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake " Ohh now your talking | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake " Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! " Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty | |||
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"Sounds good you take her on the weekends I’ll get her through the week " Play hide the puck. | |||
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"Get them some clothes" That’s not very nice! Are we not attractive naked then? ?? | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty " Ohh I love being shared | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared " I will nibble then | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then " Oreo cookie? | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? " How many biscuits you got share them | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them " I’ll keep that information for PM’s | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them " I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll keep that information for PM’s " Tease | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? " Any biscoff | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? Any biscoff " Viennese Whirls? | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? Any biscoff Viennese Whirls? " Kit Kat 2 finger | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? Any biscoff Viennese Whirls? Kit Kat 2 finger " Only 2 finger not a 4 finger kit kat | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? Any biscoff Viennese Whirls? Kit Kat 2 finger " Yeah but only the caramac ones | |||
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"Scream like a girl Give him a birthday kiss Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady Nick his jaffa cakes have a pint lol Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty Ohh I love being shared I will nibble then Oreo cookie? How many biscuits you got share them I’ll never tell!!! Pink panther wafer? Any biscoff Viennese Whirls? Kit Kat 2 finger Yeah but only the caramac ones " Ohh I love caramac | |||
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"Theres not much I wouldn't do with that!! " Lick him. A lot. | |||
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"offer a full body massage" Drool uncontrollably | |||
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"Motorboat....a lot! And hopefully get my wicked way with her too!! " Assumes position | |||
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" Start at her feet and work my way up " Slap his arse turn round and whistle | |||
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