FabSwingers.com forum: Person above you pt2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the person above you was standing naked in front of you, what would you do?

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I would ask them ho they got into my bathroom x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I would ask them ho they got into my bathroom x"

I would ask if he wouldn't mind moving his rod.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Who is Rod and how did he get into my bathroom???

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile

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explore

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Smile

I’d thank my lucky stars as I have been dreaming of this moment for months!

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By *lueeyedvikingMan
over a year ago

Rocester

Compare beards lol

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Kiss him

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Smile

I’d thank my lucky stars as I have been dreaming of this moment for months!

It's a shooting star

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Kissss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk pass him to get to _pider-woman

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cop a feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch how you get on with the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much really

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge "

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

Wonder how I got in their bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

Watching is getting interesting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my sword

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

4 handed massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer a glass of whisky

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

Wonder how I got in their bedroom"

Plenty to go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever they asked me too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go get my squirty cream from the fridge

Go get it we have the Cherry & sprinkles

Wonder how I got in their bedroom

Plenty to go round

I’m feeling back, and it feels nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd freeze"

Grab her ass

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Wait to see his boing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait to see his boing!!"

Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Wait to see his boing!!

Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here "

Faint

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Slap that bum

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Wait to see his boing!!

Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here "

Ask you if you would like a nice sensual massage.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Slap that bum

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bite that bum

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Wait to see his boing!!

Ask how she got in and is she putting the kettle on as she’s here

Faint

Anything he wants to do.

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Ru away call the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd freeze"

As my hand was on your amazing ass

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Check out all his tools

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

While you are checking out the tools i will inspect your toolbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give him a hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d smack her bum

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d give her a hug

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Get the wax strips out

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Take their instagram/facebook/snapchat photo for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer him a crisp

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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Ask him if I am Groot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever she wanted

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What ever they want"

Promises promises

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What ever she wanted"

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever they want

Promises promises

Not know where to look

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Offer him a crisp "

Sorry for being so fat, spent 3 years on crutches and stuck in the house following many surgeries.

Lost 3 stone over the last year. Not bad for someone still struggling with his body breaking down in middle age.

But thanks, I appreciate the offer but I prefer a big man to feed me petal x

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What ever they want"

Ask her if she fancied a 3some with us and if she needed a hand with her butt plug!! ?? very sexy lady!! ??

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What ever they want

Promises promises

Not know where to look "

Get the handcuffs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run away scared

Run with him, I could do with the work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run away scared

Run with him, I could do with the work out "

Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run away scared

Run with him, I could do with the work out

Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere..."

Suddenly find myself stopped in my tracks and probably tied to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run away scared

Run with him, I could do with the work out

Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere..."

Offer a towel

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Run away scared

Run with him, I could do with the work out

Grab you. You ain’t going nowhere...

Suddenly find myself stopped in my tracks and probably tied to something "

‘Erm......I have some shelving to put up.....give me a hand?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do very little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do very little "

I'd do rather a Lot....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd do very little

I'd do rather a Lot....

I'd do it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do very little

I'd do rather a Lot....

Join her in being naked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do very little

I'd do rather a Lot....

I'd do it all again

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Question

Why he is in my office naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question

Why he is in my office naked

Awkwardly find a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the UV light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question

Why he is in my office naked

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may be its dress down day in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder where the ladies are...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks good in a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever she wanted

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

I just do as I'm told

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever they want

Ask her if she fancied a 3some with us and if she needed a hand with her butt plug!! ?? very sexy lady!! ?? "

Thank you

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"What ever she wanted

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

I just do as I'm told

Start at her feet and work my way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever she wanted

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

I just do as I'm told

Start at her feet and work my way up "

Hide my fuzzy Sasquatch feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever she wanted

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

I just do as I'm told

Lean in and whisper in her ear how much she turned me on...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What ever she wanted

Ask him to ask her what she wants for me as I'm shy

I just do as I'm told

Start at her feet and work my way up "

Slap his arse turn round quick n whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder where the ladies are...?"

Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder where the ladies are...?

Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x

Viv x"

Get naked

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Wonder where the ladies are...?

Apologise for the inconvenience, offer them some clothes and leave- Naked women only for me- as aesthetically pleasing as some men are x

Viv x

Get naked

Gwt naked too!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Get them some clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a tilt of the head I’d wonder what I’d done to be so lucky

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Get them some clothes"

I’d start with a kiss and a squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them some clothes

I’d start with a kiss and a squeeze "

Drop to my knees

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Take your hand away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I’d join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I’d join in"

Procrastinate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I’d join in

Procrastinate

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I’d join in

Procrastinate

You know it"

I’ll have a think and come back to you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try my luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try my luck!!

Gift a horse shoe for extra luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try my luck!!

There’s no try just do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing the cartoons song Witch Doctor

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Wouldn’t know where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t know where to start

I'd start at your heels and work my way up those legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t know where to start

I’d go cross eyed trying to take in every inch of her body

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just wana start by licking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wana start by licking you

or ask them to join me in the bath, on such a cold day.

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drool

Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drool

Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool

Supervise the cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drool

Ugh guess I’ll be on my knees cleaning up her drool

Supervise the cleaning"

Thank my lucky stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

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ask what the fuck he is doing and to leave me alone in Sainsbury’s weirdo

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Probably ask you your name just to hear the response “I am Groot!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots"

Be his rope bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny"

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny"

Finally, someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

Explain the rules again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

Explain the rules again"

Offer a Jaffa cake

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

Explain the rules again

Offer a Jaffa cake

Can I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

Explain the rules again

Offer a Jaffa cake

Can I have one

I’ve a spare packet shhh don’t tell anyone

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Feel very self conscious about being on my knees with these two supervising

Give out orders and point out missed spots

Be his rope bunny

Quit my job cleaning and let everyone moan about the mess

Look confusd

Explain the rules again

Offer a Jaffa cake

Can I have one

I’ve a spare packet shhh don’t tell anyone

Think I might just drop to my knees now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to warm her boobs up

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Scream like a girl

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Wonder if I was dreaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady "

Nick his jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

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have a pint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol"

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Ohh now your talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good you take her on the weekends I’ll get her through the week

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sounds good you take her on the weekends I’ll get her through the week

Play hide the puck.

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Get them some clothes"

That’s not very nice! Are we not attractive naked then? ??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie? "

How many biscuits you got share them

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll keep that information for PM’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll keep that information for PM’s

Tease

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

Viennese Whirls?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

Viennese Whirls? "

Kit Kat 2 finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

Viennese Whirls?

Kit Kat 2 finger

Only 2 finger not a 4 finger kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

Viennese Whirls?

Kit Kat 2 finger

Yeah but only the caramac ones

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Scream like a girl

Give him a birthday kiss

Quickly run to the shop and buy ALL the Jaffa cakes for the lady

Nick his jaffa cakes

have a pint lol

Tell him some heartless bastard stole my Jaffa cakes

It’s his birthday give him the Jaffa cakes and come to me

Or would you prefer my chocolate orange cake

Shit my apologies take the Jaffa cakes! Take em all! Also happy birthday!

Tell you what, I like to share so let's share busty

Ohh I love being shared

I will nibble then

Oreo cookie?

How many biscuits you got share them

I’ll never tell!!!

Pink panther wafer?

Any biscoff

Viennese Whirls?

Kit Kat 2 finger

Yeah but only the caramac ones

Ohh I love caramac

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kiss her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss her."

Ping her suspenders.

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By *wsw1londonMan
over a year ago

London

"Kiss her."

Kiss

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Ask where the OP went?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres not much I wouldn't do with that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate can you move out the way so I can to her wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres not much I wouldn't do with that!!

Lick him. A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offer a full body massage

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"offer a full body massage"

Drool uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorboat....a lot! And hopefully get my wicked way with her too!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Motorboat....a lot! And hopefully get my wicked way with her too!!

Assumes position

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Start at her feet and work my way up

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Start at her feet and work my way up "

Slap his arse turn round and whistle

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Just look and admire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just look and admire "

Offer to suck Mrs' nipples

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