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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'll stay home in the warm & let the wind outside keep them at bay

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I have raging PMT, the zombies will be running away from me at this rate!

In all seriousness, I do have an actual location with its own water and fuel source if shit hits the fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

What's the outbreak level?

Small towns or full on everyones been bit?

If the first,

Lock up, fill the bath with water, wait it out quiet see what develops.

If it's full on crazy then just try and get in a car and drive north to the highlands, find a cabin, prepare, hunt and defend the land, saving as many people along the way as possible.

Not that I've thought about it much

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

An island in the Lake district

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I’ve got life membership at the Winchester

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Some people on here might look forward to being a zombie.

It may be the only chance they get to have someone else's body parts in their mouth.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve got life membership at the Winchester

Theres a Breville out back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo can i be the zombie leader?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go"

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Are these zombies the wanking dead from the clubs? Can we distract them with boobs do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm going to my mum's, she shops like it's a competitor sport and has cupboards and freezers jam packed with food.

Honestly, I could live there for a couple of years before supplies ran short.

Plus she's a bad bitch and she'd probably chase off any zombies who dared try to get into her house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

Saved me many times from the cupboard monster

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can the fuckers climb 7 flights of stairs ? Then I stay here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

Saved me many times from the cupboard monster"

Me too! And the bog monster!!! Could never flush the bog at night because of the bog monster!!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I would go and steal a pretty dress and prance around until the s##t hits the fan . Then I would be a tranny zombie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker "

I’ll bring the wine

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"I'll stay home in the warm & let the wind outside keep them at bay "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

Saved me many times from the cupboard monster

Me too! And the bog monster!!! Could never flush the bog at night because of the bog monster!!

Bog monster rule.

Flush and run. Like the wind.

No one can hear you scream if the bog monster gets you while the toilet flushes.

I was both very over imaginative as a child and faster than linford Christie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

Saved me many times from the cupboard monster

Me too! And the bog monster!!! Could never flush the bog at night because of the bog monster!!

Bog monster rule.

Flush and run. Like the wind.

No one can hear you scream if the bog monster gets you while the toilet flushes.

I was both very over imaginative as a child and faster than linford Christie "

Wow! You lived properly dangerous!!

I would dare not flush! And I had to run past the big kitchen window to get up the stairs with my eyes closed as the window lickers would strike you dead if you looked!

Amazing I'm alive tbh

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'd get under my duvet! Duvet is den, no zombie cunt gonna get near me there as duvet renders me untouchable

Saved me many times from the cupboard monster

Me too! And the bog monster!!! Could never flush the bog at night because of the bog monster!!

Bog monster rule.

Flush and run. Like the wind.

No one can hear you scream if the bog monster gets you while the toilet flushes.

I was both very over imaginative as a child and faster than linford Christie "

My nan terrified me with stories of the toilet monster to stop me getting out of bed when I was a kid.

Would've said she scared the shit out of me but I clenched as tightly as I possibly could so the toilet monster wouldn't get me.

And then my family wonder why I'm so fucking odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should be a theme for a party or a club night. We can all bring cake and wear tin hats and make a huge duvet fort. Okay maybe not cake... Maybe vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker

I’ll bring the wine

I'm going to an undisclosed location (secret) there is cake and wine there already amongst many other things, 100% secure, you are both welcome to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker

I’ll bring the wine

I'm going to an undisclosed location (secret) there is cake and wine there already amongst many other things, 100% secure, you are both welcome to join me

Can I come? I have a depth of zombie knowledge, and can bake.

You look like you could pretty much take on all the zombies yourself, so I'll just hang back n bake cakes n such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will get into a super big Sainsbury and lock myself in. It will take really long time to exhaust the food there. I don't think one can fight back the zombies though. Just wait for some days and hope they get depressed with the UK weather and go somewhere else.

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Giving them a couple of human sacrifices. Katie Hopkins and Nigel Farage for starters.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine. Theyll freeze in the weather here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker

I’ll bring the wine

I'm going to an undisclosed location (secret) there is cake and wine there already amongst many other things, 100% secure, you are both welcome to join me

Wait, do you have chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The zombie Apocalypse is upon us

Survival is the only thing that's now important,

where will you go?

What will you do?

What's your plan?

P.s. You can't go to the Winchester.

I’m coning to find you, I reckon you have a well stocked bunker all ready to go

I’m coming with Hippychick. I can bring cake to the bunker

I’ll bring the wine

I'm going to an undisclosed location (secret) there is cake and wine there already amongst many other things, 100% secure, you are both welcome to join me

Wait, do you have chocolate?"

Anything you might want, I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why was this moved to games when it's not a game??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we get this moved back to the lounge as its not a game??

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