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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's get this thread to 175 by 9pm.

Post whatever you like, just be nice and keep it clean(ish)

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Can I tell one of my jokes?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I tell one of my jokes?....

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Spartacus

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening lorna xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Spartacus "

He’s dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m Spartacus "

No I'm spartacus!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Happy Sunday gorgeous folk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How has your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we post more than once?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lorna xx"

Hello

How was your Sunday?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Evening errrrrr humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we post more than once? "

Of course

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Can we post more than once? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we post more than once? "

As many times as you like

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Evening lorna xx

Hello

How was your Sunday?

I showered which is the most productive I've been in days

Yours? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could post a poem I wrote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening errrrrr humans

You’ve been talking to biscuits all day again haven’t you?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"How has your day been?"

Mine was splendid - until someone teased me with a shortbread. Still waiting for the bulge to go down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How has your day been?"

Perfect, Iv spent most of it snuggled up and Ash made me a bacon sandwich. What more could a girl want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 old ladies meet up for lunch. One said to the other 'Did you come on the bus?' The other replies 'yes..I pretended to have an asthma attack '

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello everyone! Incandescent called me beautiful on the forum so I am beaming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could post a poem I wrote?"

Ohh yes please.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Chilled weekend in the books.... Sunday night to contemplate what's occurring this week.... And a movie

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Evening errrrrr humans

You’ve been talking to biscuits all day again haven’t you?

Funny thing is, I think they actually talk back to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lorna xx

Hello

How was your Sunday?

I showered which is the most productive I've been in days

Yours? Xx"

That's more than Iv done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could post a poem I wrote?

Ohh yes please.

A chance meeting of crossed desire.

Burning hearts grip at the thrill of destiny.

To reach out with a feathered touch, so gentle, so pure, bringing forth a shuddering warmth upon the soul.

The fear of passion dazed by consequence, gripping tightly at the loneliness, dragging it into nothingness, banishing it with a blaze of love.

A future lays before so clouded yet so clear.

Pray for the moon. Pray for the moon to fault so an everlasting night consumes the connection, holding it for eternity, so precious, so pure.

Skin touches skin, sensory overload blinded by hand and mouth. To know. To feel. To demolish all emotional walls, to look upon thy other and know love conquers all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone! Incandescent called me beautiful on the forum so I am beaming!

And she's right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone! Incandescent called me beautiful on the forum so I am beaming!

You beautify an already beautiful thread my beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening errrrrr humans

You’ve been talking to biscuits all day again haven’t you?

Funny thing is, I think they actually talk back to me!

You really should get out more you know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could post a poem I wrote?

Ohh yes please.

A chance meeting of crossed desire.

Burning hearts grip at the thrill of destiny.

To reach out with a feathered touch, so gentle, so pure, bringing forth a shuddering warmth upon the soul.

The fear of passion dazed by consequence, gripping tightly at the loneliness, dragging it into nothingness, banishing it with a blaze of love.

A future lays before so clouded yet so clear.

Pray for the moon. Pray for the moon to fault so an everlasting night consumes the connection, holding it for eternity, so precious, so pure.

Skin touches skin, sensory overload blinded by hand and mouth. To know. To feel. To demolish all emotional walls, to look upon thy other and know love conquers all."

That's lovely

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Missing Dr Who!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Who wants a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could post a poem I wrote?

Ohh yes please.

A chance meeting of crossed desire.

Burning hearts grip at the thrill of destiny.

To reach out with a feathered touch, so gentle, so pure, bringing forth a shuddering warmth upon the soul.

The fear of passion dazed by consequence, gripping tightly at the loneliness, dragging it into nothingness, banishing it with a blaze of love.

A future lays before so clouded yet so clear.

Pray for the moon. Pray for the moon to fault so an everlasting night consumes the connection, holding it for eternity, so precious, so pure.

Skin touches skin, sensory overload blinded by hand and mouth. To know. To feel. To demolish all emotional walls, to look upon thy other and know love conquers all.

That's lovely

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missing Dr Who! "

I'm watching it now. Malti tasking at its best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants a hug?

Me!

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Two snowmen in the garden

Snowman 1 " can you smell carrots " ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hello everyone! Incandescent called me beautiful on the forum so I am beaming!

And she's right.

Awww Lorna! I might explode with happy and shower you with love. I really want jam roly poly again.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Missing Dr Who!

I'm watching it now. Malti tasking at its best.

You can't do that! Pay full attention to it or there's no point.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

What's brown,steams and comes out of cows backward?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Spartacus

He’s dead

I’m a ghost wooooo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who wants a hug?

Me!

Always got one for my lovely friend x

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I went out on Friday night in a new red birthday dress and I felt amazing , just saying x xxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Missing Dr Who!

I'm watching it now. Malti tasking at its best.

Me too x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ve been to the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Spartacus

No I'm spartacus! "

No, I’m Spartacus

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Who wants a hug?

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone! Incandescent called me beautiful on the forum so I am beaming!

And she's right.

Awww Lorna! I might explode with happy and shower you with love. I really want jam roly poly again.

Ohh so do I but tonight is all about the tiramisu.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Evening errrrrr humans

You’ve been talking to biscuits all day again haven’t you?

Funny thing is, I think they actually talk back to me!

You really should get out more you know...

I’m planning to....just up the M5

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Good evening lorna

Twas carvery Sunday and I was spoiled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's brown,steams and comes out of cows backward?...."

Do tell?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"What's brown,steams and comes out of cows backward?....

Do tell? "

The isle of wight ferry...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's brown,steams and comes out of cows backward?....

Do tell?

The isle of wight ferry...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

52 and counting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"52 and counting

Love a good countdown.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jack harkness I nearly wee'd a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack harkness I nearly wee'd a bit! "

Me too!

This has made me very happy.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*"

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening errrrrr humans

You’ve been talking to biscuits all day again haven’t you?

Funny thing is, I think they actually talk back to me!

You really should get out more you know...

I’m planning to....just up the M5

Bring cake. Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

Yes! Absolutely!

Ignore the fact I showered earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we post more than once?

Oh why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx"

Happy anniversary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also poorly and need sympathy.

Actually no I don't I just want to moan about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Happy anniversary! "

Awwww

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx"

Happy anniversary x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx"

Ohhh happy anniversary. Me and Ash will be celebrating our first next month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

Yes! Absolutely!

Ignore the fact I showered earlier

I was gonna.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Ohhh happy anniversary. Me and Ash will be celebrating our first next month.

Yay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Ohhh happy anniversary. Me and Ash will be celebrating our first next month.

How you going to celebrate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Ohhh happy anniversary. Me and Ash will be celebrating our first next month.

How you going to celebrate?

Going out for dinner and just having a lovely day. X

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

Yes! Absolutely!

Ignore the fact I showered earlier

I was gonna.

Officially 10 years for us in February.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

Yes! Absolutely!

Ignore the fact I showered earlier

I was gonna.

Perfect!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's not slow down now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm poorly and need sympathy please!

*shameless look at me post*

You can have as much sympathy as you need.

Do you need a bed bath?

Yes! Absolutely!

Ignore the fact I showered earlier

I was gonna.

Perfect!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I feel like more hands are needed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like more hands are needed...

You can never have enough hands.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I feel like more hands are needed...

You can never have enough hands.

Offers people?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Who is the most wanted man in the ocean?.....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Who is the most wanted man in the ocean?....."

AL Caprawn

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the most wanted man in the ocean?.....

AL Caprawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Happy anniversary! "

Thanks and feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Happy anniversary x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and John have been together 17 years today xx

Ohhh happy anniversary. Me and Ash will be celebrating our first next month.

Aww that's sweet x

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By *bridge manMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Trying to decide where to go for a summer holiday is exhausting.. Possible Greece although never been..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not looking like we will make it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh well let's move the goal post till midnight.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

90...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"91"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be better

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