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"Which was very wierd because " In this magical world everything smells of roses | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. " Which is pretty bad becuse you can't do alot thing if you have hobbit feet. Like .. | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. " Hair thick and luxuriant a likeness only comparable to the flocculent face-fuzz bestowed on the visage of the 'Hairy Cornflake' | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. Hair thick and luxuriant a likeness only comparable to the flocculent face-fuzz bestowed on the visage of the 'Hairy Cornflake' " The Hairy Cornflake- The Casanova of Roses. Known for their abilities in... | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. Hair thick and luxuriant a likeness only comparable to the flocculent face-fuzz bestowed on the visage of the 'Hairy Cornflake' The Hairy Cornflake- The Casanova of Roses. Known for their abilities in..." Throat singing and imaginary games of darts, which was all good fun until... | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. He farted again and this he wasn’t so lucky Hair thick and luxuriant a likeness only comparable to the flocculent face-fuzz bestowed on the visage of the 'Hairy Cornflake' The Hairy Cornflake- The Casanova of Roses. Known for their abilities in... Throat singing and imaginary games of darts, which was all good fun until..." | |||
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"And this magical rose smelling world produced the most magical elixer from roses grown up on the highest snow capped mountains which when taken under the full moon it.... Transformed feet into hobbit feet. Long, thick and hairy. Hair thick and luxuriant a likeness only comparable to the flocculent face-fuzz bestowed on the visage of the 'Hairy Cornflake' The Hairy Cornflake- The Casanova of Roses. Known for their abilities in... Throat singing and imaginary games of darts, which was all good fun until..." His wife svetlana turned up looking for the extra pickled | |||
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"salmon which was foretold in the scrolls of Mordorr. " The salmon had huge ears and... | |||
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"Hair sticking out of the but if you looked closely" Off the salmon went for a swim in the pond then suddenly.... | |||
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"Hair sticking out of the but if you looked closely Off the salmon went for a swim in the pond then suddenly...." The beautiful woman appeared who juicy mentioned her name was Zeenat so zeenat went on her way singing and dancing when............ | |||
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