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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell a fib about the person above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gives oily handjobs behind asda for a packet of maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There prototyping new towel racks off the model of his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sells knitwear for a bit of extra cash

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Makes underwear out of candy floss.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Makes underwear out of candy floss."

Used to work as a topless lollipop lady

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Has been known to streak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trained to be musketeers. Passed with flying colours

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Play wonder woman in the movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chews foreskin like gum

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they have met in the region of 300 fruit cakes omg 5 a day my sexy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is the latest love honey male model of butt plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practices James Bond poses in a full length mirror for an hour a day religiously

Fuzz

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"He is the latest love honey male model of butt plugs"

No one fancies her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he uses mirrors to portray his image hes actually a 6 stone weakling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only play Scrabble in Polish

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to the dessert on a horse with no name but their aint no- one to give them no fame

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gives handjobs at the back of Tesco's

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Gives handjobs at the back of Tesco's "

Is actually a blow up doll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Works in a massage parlour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plaits their pubes every night so they're curly in the morning

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both Peach AND Fuzz have full beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to wear a monoclonal on his Japs eye

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always uses spell checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes a manic depressive but with the help of ibuprofen has transformed himself into a comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always uses spell checker"

Lies!

Invented the first fuck machine. Unfortunately didn't copyright it so missed out

Fuzz

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

sells her undies to the highest bidder

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"sells her undies to the highest bidder"

Buys hers from primark

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"sells her undies to the highest bidder

Buys hers from primark"

and makes a fortune of them

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"sells her undies to the highest bidder

Buys hers from primark"

Has no sense of humour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sells her undies to the highest bidder"

Is as mad as a box of....oh wait....picks up her WiFi through her nipples

Fuzz

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"sells her undies to the highest bidder

Buys hers from primark

Has no sense of humour!!"

Really wants me.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"sells her undies to the highest bidder

Buys hers from primark

Has no sense of humour!!

Really wants me. "

He's Hawkeye in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sells her undies to the highest bidder

Buys hers from primark

Has no sense of humour!!

Really wants me.

He's Hawkeye in disguise. "

Grew up gator wrestling

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stars in porn movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can queef the national anthem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once got sick all over a priest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoplifted in a charity shop for animals. How cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Abused the animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Abused the animal."

If you want to go down that route you ran out of the charity shop with a large bowling pin up your vag

:p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our taxes pay for his anal beads habit

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They have invited me to an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/11/19 16:15:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have invited me to an orgy"

It's tonight

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll bring some hot friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this lady doesn't have any friends shes a loner

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"this lady doesn't have any friends shes a loner "

He’s Mr popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he cant pull such a shame

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

can pull an amazing sex cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a nude campanologist

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"can pull an amazing sex cum face"

Real name is Mark

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"can pull an amazing sex cum face

Real name is Mark "

Busted

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"can pull an amazing sex cum face

Real name is Mark "

Has a princess tiara and wears it with style

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"can pull an amazing sex cum face

Real name is Mark

Has a princess tiara and wears it with style"

Touché

Wear suspenders with socks .

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"can pull an amazing sex cum face

Real name is Mark

Has a princess tiara and wears it with style

Touché

Wear suspenders with socks . "

Wears Hull football socks while having sex

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Never went to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring some hot friends "

Yeah, because you have loads of them

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring some hot friends

Yeah, because you have loads of them

Fuzz"

I have tons and am willing to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steals her photos off the internet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Steals her photos off the internet "

Has a saggy arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the leader of Mi6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has three balls

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

wants 3 balls and to pocket them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a mind reader!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phils been here 6 years but never met anyone he loves a good chat

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe


"phils been here 6 years but never met anyone he loves a good chat "

Steals knickers on meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears plunging necklines to the women’s institute bake offs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always asks permission to go to the toilet because he's institutionalised

Fuzz

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Truth Removed by poster at 09/11/19 08:32:01]"

Fuzx

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

Take seemingly sexual underboob profile photos when in fact it's a comedy photo of Peach struggling to take her top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take seemingly sexual underboob profile photos when in fact it's a comedy photo of Peach struggling to take her top off"

This is not a lie it's the truth

They go naked tandem cycling every weekend, come hell or high water

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They both stared in a movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when she takes her bra off she bruises her knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when she takes her bra off she bruises her knees "

Can't play the whistle or flute but is expert at tromboning

Fuzz

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Truth Removed by poster at 09/11/19 08:32:01]

Fuzx"

I said 'she' had a big hairy arse then realised 'he'd' posted...

Maybe he has too. Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she is a mystery and has marmite on her crumpets stings a bit until grandad licks it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He like knob cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He like knob cheese"
door knobs omg it'll be baby bell then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He like knob cheese"
her bum cheeks perfectly fit my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He like knob cheesedoor knobs omg it'll be baby bell then "

Is close friends with Jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

under every cloud there is this silver lining they cater at bah mitzvahs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The Mrs had him chained to the kitchen sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she shops at B&Ms and the spar for her lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only count up to 21 on account of his extra toe on his left foot which is also webbed

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they dont accomodate they live in a garage in hampshire and love pogonofiles (Poges fans)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

should be on the Jeremy Kyle show

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Horrible body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a model for road signs... Left hand bend ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 11:26:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horrible body "

Jason Mamoa's body double

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a model for road signs... Left hand bend ahead "

Scarlett Johansson's body double

Fuzz

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Couple from my nightmares x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple from my nightmares x

"

Single guy of our dreams

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they have fuzzy peach trees in the garden behind garage where they live

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"Couple from my nightmares x

Single guy of our dreams

Fuzz"

I'd be like Freddy Courgar all fingers x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Couple from my nightmares x

Single guy of our dreams

Fuzz

I'd be like Freddy Courgar all fingers x "

Really doesn’t like cock shots

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Keeps asking me to send them to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He think his flaccid cock is magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He think his flaccid cock is magic "

Single handedly brought down the Berlin wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 12:26:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He think his flaccid cock is magic "

Thinks that her gaping prolapsed vag is sexy

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He think his flaccid cock is magic

Single handedly brought down the Berlin wall"

Too quick for me...

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats his food in alphabetical order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes so good and demure shes been awarded the freedom of the city for Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wants to be fucked by the 7 dwarfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wants to be fucked by the 7 dwarfs "
droopy lol oh yea baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Droopy filled him with cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doc examined her and discovered shes insatiable no pleasing this one guys

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By *ornyFun1983Man
over a year ago

lancing

He was caught with a black dick in his mouth

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Droopy filled him with cum"

Really wants to fuck Happy, well I’m Happy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Wants Dick Van Dyke badly

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Wants Dick Van Dyke badly"

Just wants dick

Oh wait ... this is meant to be a lies thread isn't it?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Wants Dick Van Dyke badly

Just wants dick

Oh wait ... this is meant to be a lies thread isn't it?"

Once sucked of a bed posted blindfolded and thought it was a midgets cock

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 13:12:44]

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 13:12:44]"

Once sent a post that she didn’t regret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So diddy she was once tossed by Geoff Capes

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 13:12:44]

Once sent a post that she didn’t regret "

Has hands big enough to toss off Geoff Capes

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/11/19 13:12:44]

Once sent a post that she didn’t regret

Has hands big enough to toss off Geoff Capes

Fuzz"

Has a thing for Wombles

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

He’s a womble

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"He think his flaccid cock is magic "

Careful it might cast a spell on you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He think his flaccid cock is magic

Careful it might cast a spell on you xx"

Has a body attached to his pride and joy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has a cock like a Jack hammer. Goes all day once it's plugged in.

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"He think his flaccid cock is magic

Careful it might cast a spell on you xx

Has a body attached to his pride and joy."

It's lies isn't it

So that would be a girls dream a cock with nobody oh hang on a minute arn't they called dildo 's lol

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"Has a cock like a Jack hammer. Goes all day once it's plugged in. "

Ìve met her and she blows that hard your balls implode x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks off pensioners for a 50 pence peice out the back of cash converters

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"Sucks off pensioners for a 50 pence peice out the back of cash converters "

Bloody hell dont tell everyone

Nah you were there with me but your queue was for riming pleasure followed by chocolate fun and you did it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manager of said cash converters that allows this to go on for 10% of earnings

Fuzz

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"Manager of said cash converters that allows this to go on for 10% of earnings

Fuzz"

Hiding in the bushes wishing you could join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all cock and no eggs

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"all cock and no eggs"

All eggs and no cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eggsactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a 1/16 scale model of a real person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's a man mountain but a itll itty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He invented the electric whisk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hides in bushes and flashes to passer bys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a serial underwear sniffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hides in bushes and flashes to passer bys"

I needed a piss and couldn't wait, that bus passing by was a coincidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they call him shakey coz hes scared of everything he once saw his shadow and fainted when he came round he was in a gay club being given mouth to mouth resuscitation by a drag queen

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Models balaclavas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesnt even produce a dribble if you were dying of thirst when he cums youd be in yer coffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can suck himself so never needs anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she sat on my face I'm now in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

Think o sat on his face but it was actually the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woof

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Has a saturday job standing in the shop window of Top Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this guy isnt gay but he is a Trawler man and its this big, really it is and he cums all over the place

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"this guy isnt gay but he is a Trawler man and its this big, really it is and he cums all over the place "

Jen sat on his face. Oh no it was actually the dogs. Lucky dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes a man on a mission a deeply religious man if you meet him it can't be on a sunday cos he devotes that to the Lord his saviour

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"hes a man on a mission a deeply religious man if you meet him it can't be on a sunday cos he devotes that to the Lord his saviour "

Amen Rabbi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Took her knickers back to M&S and asked why there's a hole in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually has a piece of paper for a head. Medical mystery...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

His body is actually a Ken doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always splitting her knickers

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took her knickers back to M&S and asked why there's a hole in the back"

M&S?! No way is OP classy enough to shop there. I do believe they're from the middle isle of Lidl

Fuzz

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Took her Bra back to Harrods to complain it has holes in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg this very sexy woman has a public vid but shes giving cooking tips would you adam n eve it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This guy once threw up because a lady asked him to go down on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This guy once threw up because a lady asked him to go down on her."

That lady was you, wasn't it?

Fuzz

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sneaked into I’m a Celebrity get me out of here camp to use the shower, but forgot her bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she has a body to die for but theyve all lived omg whats happening

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Is a fake profile. Really is a 65 year old Granny just doing it for kicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her name is actually gretel she did go deep into the woods with hansel and he did show her his bits but the crows ate the bread this was 22 years ago and shes only just found her way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smuggles fake tobacco from Belgium every now and then to fund is Panini football sticker collection

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smuggles fake tobacco from Belgium every now and then to fund is Panini football sticker collection

Fuzz"
yes i love edible football stickers fuzz however has this nickname because hes constantly being arrested for crimes against humanity he believes hes gods gift to women and even peach struggles to find a reason for his existence

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

As you can see from the pics in his profile

whistleandflute hosts the Hook hokey kockey class

on the first Thursday of the month between 7-9pm

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Has gone from beginner to expert at the hokey kokey and always arrives at 6.55pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books tables at restaurants only to turn up late, inappropriately dressed, gets d*unk, makes a tit of herself and before leaving steals as many menus as she can, which she uses as cook books.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your local window cleaner frisk him next time ladies he has a camcorder

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

loves to blow his own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

annabelle is a Shakesperian actress her fav line is where fore owt thou horneo

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"annabelle is a Shakesperian actress her fav line is where fore owt thou horneo "

*Chuckling*

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Was formerly Mrs Kipling before the divorce, and it was actually Annabelle who made the exceedingly good cakes. Now they are just ok allegedly

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