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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mongol Media have decided to copy the much beloved, kangaroo cock eating, minibeast munching TV show.

Who on Fab would you like to see in the line up and why?

Are you the statistical type who likes watching others squeal on challenges and picking for those reasons?

Or more anthropological people watcher?

Send in your nominees..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

How many are we allowed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many are we allowed? "

Let's say.. up to 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate these i forget names too much

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate these i forget names too much"

You can't remember 12 fab names? You're on here as often as I am.

It's not a popularity or sexual thing.. just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me "

ooooo whos eating bugs whos eating noras rat vote now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me "

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?"

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too. "

Sounds like a good group to me, I think we'd smash the challenges, but do the fabswingers general public want to see us smash everything?

I can see the odd argument in camp though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly "

I'll put myself in "Torment" Group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly "

i meant late surprise late entry meli not surprised to add you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me "

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I can see the odd argument in camp though "

Nah, we’re going to have time to get Nora in line.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles ."

I’d love to watch you mouth some testicles.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

I’d love to watch you mouth some testicles. "

Oh I say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles ."

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly "

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I can see the odd argument in camp though

Nah, we’re going to have time to get Nora in line. "

I was thinking more me than Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing "

lot are boring folks throwing big words around trying to be clever

Plus some of them i just want to see suffer

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I can see the odd argument in camp though

Nah, we’re going to have time to get Nora in line.

I was thinking more me than Nora "

We’ll give you alone time when you need it, fear not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing lot are boring folks throwing big words around trying to be clever

Plus some of them i just want to see suffer "

That's why I wanted reasons It doesnt have to be a love fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing lot are boring folks throwing big words around trying to be clever

Plus some of them i just want to see suffer

That's why I wanted reasons It doesnt have to be a love fest "

exactly its shit when theres no kickoffs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok "

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing lot are boring folks throwing big words around trying to be clever

Plus some of them i just want to see suffer "

Constantinople!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

I think most people who regularly use the forum would make interesting viewing lot are boring folks throwing big words around trying to be clever

Plus some of them i just want to see suffer

Constantinople!"

yep him too

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Hmm, 12 people you say...

1) me (obvs)

2) Gemini man

3) LisaB

4) Estella

5) is that loony Princess Peach still around? If so, her

6) Peach

7) Fuzz

8) Phoenix

9) Walking Taff

10) Ye Olde With Doctor

11) Miss Honey

12) The Gate Keeper

There are lots of others but hey, 12.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm, 12 people you say...

1) me (obvs)

2) Gemini man

3) LisaB

4) Estella

5) is that loony Princess Peach still around? If so, her

6) Peach

7) Fuzz

8) Phoenix

9) Walking Taff

10) Ye Olde With Doctor

11) Miss Honey

12) The Gate Keeper

There are lots of others but hey, 12. "

P from exquisite deviants is Princess P.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good."

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too. "

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks "

You’re on the right site if you’re after a pint of bull’s semen. Loadsa men messaging offering their services as a bull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun! "

It's not all about the challenges is it? Some peoples strengths lay in camp life and keeping the crowd together, fed, happy and entertained.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks "

I wouldn't normally kink shame but...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

You’re on the right site if you’re after a pint of bull’s semen. Loadsa men messaging offering their services as a bull. "

I knew someone would latch onto that.. "I'd rather" Doesnt translate as "I want to" I would throw up violently, but I'd rather do that than put a live spider in my gob.

Should have said fermented ducks egg instead FML!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

I wouldn't normally kink shame but..."

Thats me branded a bull cum gargler for life now innit?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

You’re on the right site if you’re after a pint of bull’s semen. Loadsa men messaging offering their services as a bull.

I knew someone would latch onto that.. "I'd rather" Doesnt translate as "I want to" I would throw up violently, but I'd rather do that than put a live spider in my gob.

Should have said fermented ducks egg instead FML!"

You can ferment my eggs, duck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

You’re on the right site if you’re after a pint of bull’s semen. Loadsa men messaging offering their services as a bull.

I knew someone would latch onto that.. "I'd rather" Doesnt translate as "I want to" I would throw up violently, but I'd rather do that than put a live spider in my gob.

Should have said fermented ducks egg instead FML!

You can ferment my eggs, duck. "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun! "

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Oh Jesus. I'm vegetarian. I'm making Ghengis eat all the meat things! Especially the testicles .

Ummm ok, so long as I dont have to do anything with spiders I'm ok

I'll save you from the spiders. As long as I don't have to eat them I'm good.

Youd have to save me from ones I have to eat as well.. I'd rather have a pint of bulls semen thanks

I wouldn't normally kink shame but...

Thats me branded a bull cum gargler for life now innit? "

YES

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!"

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"Hmm, 12 people you say...

1) me (obvs)

2) Gemini man

3) LisaB

4) Estella

5) is that loony Princess Peach still around? If so, her

6) Peach

7) Fuzz

8) Phoenix

9) Walking Taff

10) Ye Olde With Doctor

11) Miss Honey

12) The Gate Keeper

There are lots of others but hey, 12.

P from exquisite deviants is Princess P. "

Much obliged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved "

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved "

I'm afraid if the challenge involved confined spaces we'd be living on beans and rice! I can touch pretty much any animal that isn't a moth though.

Don't worry GK. We'll save all the bull semen for you. Got your back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team "

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

I'm afraid if the challenge involved confined spaces we'd be living on beans and rice! I can touch pretty much any animal that isn't a moth though.

Don't worry GK. We'll save all the bull semen for you. Got your back!"

I was going to offer to do the confined spaces for you, but..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Monkey reads and walks out dejected

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monkey reads and walks out dejected "

I'd pick you in my line up that I've not mentioned x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey reads and walks out dejected

I'd pick you in my line up that I've not mentioned x"

Winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Red Monkey - Camp mum

Gemini - Camp dad

Me - Argumentative brat child

Lacey - Save me from spiders

Estella - d*unken hijinks

Loo - Shits n giggles

Clem - Sarcastic humour

Annabelle - Because she's awesome.

P - See above

B - It'd be mean to separate

GMF - To mix things up.

Mrs TMN - So I've got a shoulder to cry on after bull semen challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red Monkey - Camp mum

Gemini - Camp dad

Me - Argumentative brat child

Lacey - Save me from spiders

Estella - d*unken hijinks

Loo - Shits n giggles

Clem - Sarcastic humour

Annabelle - Because she's awesome.

P - See above

B - It'd be mean to separate

GMF - To mix things up.

Mrs TMN - So I've got a shoulder to cry on after bull semen challenge.

"

not much shitting looking at that diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli

Boldy

Estella

Curveball

Cheeky69

Inaswingdress

Ghengis

LordOfOrgasms

F&B

WalkingTaff

PatMustard

Nippy

I think Taff and Inaswingdress would kick some booty and ace most challenges!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

like I said, it's not a popularity contest, I didnt think long and hard, dont be upset. You can have as many goes as you like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meli

Boldy

Estella

Curveball

Cheeky69

Inaswingdress

Ghengis

LordOfOrgasms

F&B

WalkingTaff

PatMustard

Nippy

I think Taff and Inaswingdress would kick some booty and ace most challenges! "

There would definitely be some heated words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monkey reads and walks out dejected

I'd pick you in my line up that I've not mentioned x

Winning "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli

Boldy

Estella

Curveball

Cheeky69

Inaswingdress

Ghengis

LordOfOrgasms

F&B

WalkingTaff

PatMustard

Nippy

I think Taff and Inaswingdress would kick some booty and ace most challenges! "

my god il be giving cheeky tbags all day trying to keep her and nippy apart

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There would definitely be some heated words "

Ah a little bit of drama makes for a good watch *gets popcorn ready*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!"

I don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!"

Me too

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

I don't believe you "

If only there was a way to test me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

There would definitely be some heated words

Ah a little bit of drama makes for a good watch *gets popcorn ready*"

True that A love in is great for campmates, but this is a TV show and we all watch for different reasons..

The screams, eyecandy, bitching etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

I don't believe you

If only there was a way to test me."

Maybe I'm too horny but this sounds like a very kinky challenge just waiting to happen

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

Me too "

My nymph x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

I don't believe you

If only there was a way to test me.

Maybe I'm too horny but this sounds like a very kinky challenge just waiting to happen "

I'm trying to steer it that way

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m up for any challenges under the water, I can hold my breath for ages!

I don't believe you

If only there was a way to test me.

Maybe I'm too horny but this sounds like a very kinky challenge just waiting to happen "

You’d have to hold my hair back...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue "

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 02/11/19 19:41:16]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Hmmm

So I think ...

GK for the intellectual discussions (no not because he included us in his)

LoO for the share penis challenge

Cheeky69

Incandescent

Annabelle

Meli all for the eye candy (shallow I know)

Tea monkey

Bike monkey- part of the troop

Ruggers - someone needs to keep things in check

Stingly so we can rant

Lornajo it's the socks

Exquisite deviance- auntie P agony aunt

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

I'm afraid if the challenge involved confined spaces we'd be living on beans and rice! I can touch pretty much any animal that isn't a moth though.

Don't worry GK. We'll save all the bull semen for you. Got your back!

I was going to offer to do the confined spaces for you, but.. "

Damn... spiders in your bed it is.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too."

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too."

I'd rather... no... fuck it! Bring on the bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

I'm afraid if the challenge involved confined spaces we'd be living on beans and rice! I can touch pretty much any animal that isn't a moth though.

Don't worry GK. We'll save all the bull semen for you. Got your back!

I was going to offer to do the confined spaces for you, but..

Damn... spiders in your bed it is."

[Internaly screaming]

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Red Monkey - Camp mum

Gemini - Camp dad

Me - Argumentative brat child

Lacey - Save me from spiders

Estella - d*unken hijinks

Loo - Shits n giggles

Clem - Sarcastic humour

Annabelle - Because she's awesome.

P - See above

B - It'd be mean to separate

GMF - To mix things up.

Mrs TMN - So I've got a shoulder to cry on after bull semen challenge.

"

Amazing! The reasons are a wonderful addition

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

There would definitely be some heated words

Ah a little bit of drama makes for a good watch *gets popcorn ready*

True that A love in is great for campmates, but this is a TV show and we all watch for different reasons..

The screams, eyecandy, bitching etc. "

... pranking

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

"

Best part of the whole thread!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!"

wtf you all gonna fail sorry

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly "

This would be a laugh a group full of laughs and a bit like being back at boarding school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!

"

was that you monkey i couldn't find the original comment ya big twat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!

was that you monkey i couldn't find the original comment ya big twat "

I will neither admit nor deny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock."

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

This would be a laugh a group full of laughs and a bit like being back at boarding school "

you girls are there for topless cold showers only just to see which guy uses cock brain first

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

I'd rather... no... fuck it! Bring on the bullshit! "

Knew it!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!wtf you all gonna fail sorry "

You mean YOU'RE going to fail your challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in? "

exactly scared tv is good plus they all have to eat ya rat

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Gk

Levi

Gemini

Intrigued

Nora

Spurs

Beefy

Nsa

Goodnitegirl

Bike monkey

Raven red

Meli surprise entry

And mr monkey in the shack

Sorry folks some in for good entertainment some for torment

I reckon good telly

This would be a laugh a group full of laughs and a bit like being back at boarding school you girls are there for topless cold showers only just to see which guy uses cock brain first "

Don’t under estimate us ladies, we’re good enough for the challenges too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!wtf you all gonna fail sorry

You mean YOU'RE going to fail your challenge "

im confused now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli

Boldy

Estella

Curveball

Cheeky69

Inaswingdress

Ghengis

LordOfOrgasms

F&B

WalkingTaff

PatMustard

Nippy

I think Taff and Inaswingdress would kick some booty and ace most challenges! "

aww gosh thank you , I am a boy scout

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"

LoO for the share penis challenge

Best part of the whole thread!wtf you all gonna fail sorry

You mean YOU'RE going to fail your challenge im confused now "

My work is done

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in? "

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in? exactly scared tv is good plus they all have to eat ya rat "

Ah ok. Well they’ll all need some goodness inside them to keep up the strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in? exactly scared tv is good plus they all have to eat ya rat

Ah ok. Well they’ll all need some goodness inside them to keep up the strength

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair "

Cool. I’ll plait it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it "

Do mine too, useless at plaits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits "

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair "

and I’ll pick the bugs out after the challenges haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair

and I’ll pick the bugs out after the challenges haha "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair

and I’ll pick the bugs out after the challenges haha

"

Then throw them in the cooking pot for extra protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her

Him

Them

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Her

Him

Them

Your mum"

My mum would eat you alive

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Her

Him

Them

Your mum

My mum would eat you alive "

Don't give him ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair "

Will you braid my beard and pyabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. Those who chose me will regret it . I don’t do heights, creatures, jumping out of planes!

PS. Will there be somewhere to plug my GHDs in?

Haha Nora, ponytail it is wouldn’t want the bugs getting caught in your hair

Cool. I’ll plait it

Do mine too, useless at plaits

I have 2 girls. That can be my job. I’ll do everyone’s hair

Will you braid my beard and pyabs? "

Wtf is a pyab? I’m scared to google

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pubes Chest hair may get a lil long in the jungle.. unless I'm booted out in week one or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pubes Chest hair may get a lil long in the jungle.. unless I'm booted out in week one or two"

I’ll bring my special razor. Don’t worry I have a very steady hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pubes Chest hair may get a lil long in the jungle.. unless I'm booted out in week one or two

I’ll bring my special razor. Don’t worry I have a very steady hand "

I trust you

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you."

I wanna see bollock juice dribble down your chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, myself and I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head"

And me again

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Red Monkey - Camp mum

Gemini - Camp dad

Me - Argumentative brat child

Lacey - Save me from spiders

Estella - d*unken hijinks

Loo - Shits n giggles

Clem - Sarcastic humour

Annabelle - Because she's awesome.

P - See above

B - It'd be mean to separate

GMF - To mix things up.

Mrs TMN - So I've got a shoulder to cry on after bull semen challenge.

"

There, there. Come lay your head in my lap, I'll make it all better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, myself and I "

I'll run with you Cheeky! Who needs a crew! Dead hard we are, a crew is dead weight. Travel light I say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, myself and I

I'll run with you Cheeky! Who needs a crew! Dead hard we are, a crew is dead weight. Travel light I say."

It's not about crews or popularity, I did say that before. It's about entertainment, TV, viewing pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, myself and I

I'll run with you Cheeky! Who needs a crew! Dead hard we are, a crew is dead weight. Travel light I say.

It's not about crews or popularity, I did say that before. It's about entertainment, TV, viewing pleasure."

Well if I am in, I am in to win, and if winning means cutting loose a crew then so be it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, myself and I

I'll run with you Cheeky! Who needs a crew! Dead hard we are, a crew is dead weight. Travel light I say.

It's not about crews or popularity, I did say that before. It's about entertainment, TV, viewing pleasure.

Well if I am in, I am in to win, and if winning means cutting loose a crew then so be it "

I think youd be great on Bear Grylls The Island then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)"

Its I'm a celebrity.. Not surviving a real jungle Gemini

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)

Its I'm a celebrity.. Not surviving a real jungle Gemini "

That makes the assumption that any of those named are celebrities - they don't exist on Fab

Well apart from The Krankies allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)"

I can charm the snakes to give up the snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head"

Dad? Dad? Dad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)

Its I'm a celebrity.. Not surviving a real jungle Gemini

That makes the assumption that any of those named are celebrities - they don't exist on Fab

Well apart from The Krankies allegedly "

I'm a Swinger.. I did change the name, but format is the same We just need a Fab Ant n Dec

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head

Dad? Dad? Dad?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head

Dad? Dad? Dad?

"

I could have been yours except I was still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head

Dad? Dad? Dad?

I could have been yours except I was still a virgin "

Praise tha Lord! I'd die if my parents were on here

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"QueenLeviosa - Fearless

Yeoldewitchdoctor - Camp Dad

Jizzmonkey - Comedygold

Cheeky69 - Buckets of energy

TeaMonkey - Big brother

NiceCouple - Camp Mum

Boldly - Those legs.

Lemonbuttercream - Waterfall scene

Mikki - She'd smash it.

Nora - Fire

BrightonSteve - Level head

Dad? Dad? Dad?

I could have been yours except I was still a virgin

Praise tha Lord! I'd die if my parents were on here "

I once found my dad on another site . I'm not surprised but I am scarred. Luckily he only had face pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, myself and I

I'll run with you Cheeky! Who needs a crew! Dead hard we are, a crew is dead weight. Travel light I say.

It's not about crews or popularity, I did say that before. It's about entertainment, TV, viewing pleasure.

Well if I am in, I am in to win, and if winning means cutting loose a crew then so be it

I think youd be great on Bear Grylls The Island then "

Ooh good shout! :D

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)"

I could rustle up some nice witchety grub cupcakes

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you.

I wanna see bollock juice dribble down your chin"

Such a way with words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twelve you say?

Me

Genghis (army skills)

Doc (medic)

Exquisite Deviance (shits and grins)

Spurs (good at map reading allegedly )

Miss Red (we need cakes)

Suzy444 (spiritual leader)

PassionateSapiosexual (is handy with a shotgun I hear)

Moriarty (Miss Red won't forgive me if I don't )

Buxom Red (decent and fine people who are never named but deserve to be)

Autumn76 (even though she's UNLOS'd she'd make a comeback for this I know)

I could rustle up some nice witchety grub cupcakes "

grubcakes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you.

I wanna see bollock juice dribble down your chin

Such a way with words"

You're a lucky lady. I see how he charmed you

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you.

I wanna see bollock juice dribble down your chin

Such a way with words

You're a lucky lady. I see how he charmed you "

Haha. Not sure charmed is the right word!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here’s my crew:

MaryFuckingPoppins

Nora

LaceyRed

Exquisite Deviance

Curveball

GeminiMan

Ghengis

Meli

TeaMonkey

The Mac Lass

Moon Grey Cat

Me

Sounds interesting, do you have any reasons for those 12?

It’s a group that I’d love to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with and feel there’d be plenty of entertainment and interesting chat (and eye candy). (I admit there were many more I wanted to take too)

I reckon we’d all have fun having a go at the challenges too.

Woohoo thank you ! I'd definitely be the weak link in there as I'm not a fan of heights, beasties or water really ...but the camp would be fun!

You wouldn't be! I'm a claustrophobic germaphobe who is also scared of heights and moths. I do love a good gather round a campfire though!

I've a feeling the audience will be picking you both for challenges, unless spiders, or bulls semen is involved

Meh, the bull semen doesn't sound like the worst of all the possibilities. I'll take that one for the team

I you I'll do water, heights and anything physically challenging, even promise to behave in camp and not argue

I would say bullshit but you might decide you want a pint of that too.

Wouldn't mind watching you chew on a bollock.

I'll maintain eye contact with the camera as I grind my knashers into it just for you.

I wanna see bollock juice dribble down your chin

Such a way with words

You're a lucky lady. I see how he charmed you

Haha. Not sure charmed is the right word! "

. I daren't suggest another!

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