FabSwingers.com forum: For fun - you *must* choose one or die a slow&painful death...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A, suck/lick the door handle on your local public toilets for ten seconds

B, let Donald trump do you up the arse bareback

C, eat someone else’s snot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather die

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to die..."

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

If C, can I choose the person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah lads, come on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If C, can I choose the person?"

No.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

C ... the lesser of the evils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old fashioned A for me

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Death slow and painful for me then.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Although... B could absolutely destroy his career... take one for the team?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Although... B could absolutely destroy his career... take one for the team?

Will you take pics?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Although... B could absolutely destroy his career... take one for the team?

Will you take pics?

Obviously. How else would it spread around Facebook?

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Think I’d do B, but then go to the press and say he didn’t have my consent, the out of court settlement would keep me in Hagen Daz for years

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

near Chesterfield

If the snot us your's OP - I'll take C

Pwaoh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the snot us your's OP - I'll take C

Pwaoh "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

B on the basis of first negotiating it as a MMF with Melania

(I suspect Donald has a small penis anyhow)

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A, suck/lick the door handle on your local public toilets for ten seconds

B, let Donald trump do you up the arse bareback

C, eat someone else’s snot.

Door handle why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel ill just reading the choices

A wins for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any people think I'm a disturbed individual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any people think I'm a disturbed individual

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How much snot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much snot? "

A nostril full

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Slow and painful please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

near Chesterfield

"I feel ill just reading the choices

A wins for me"

I'm just gonna stand in this doorway.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A, cant be too bad surely.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What would you pick OP?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

"A, suck/lick the door handle on your local public toilets for ten seconds

B, let Donald trump do you up the arse bareback

C, eat someone else’s snot.

Erm.. I choose to live... and will take a snotty kiss from my grandson lol x

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Bring on the door handle...Mmmmm

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

A. Considering how many people don't wash their hands if you touch the door handle you'll probably end up doing it anyway at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!!!

But I'd have to choose C,

can I have some hollandaise with it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"How much snot?

A nostril full

I'll go for the door handle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A I'm not eating snot

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And B is ghastly

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

B - again

We've been fucked by Trump so many times, another one isn't going to matter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Any people think I'm a disturbed individual

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Any or And

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't recommend reading this thread, after just eating

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I clean the handle first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B but only if I can wear a blindfold and Donald keeps saying "won't be long, soon be over" in a convincing sof Welsh lady accent.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm going to die..."
we all will eventually

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If the snot us your's OP - I'll take C

Pwaoh "
eeeew

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

ayr

"B on the basis of first negotiating it as a MMF with Melania

(I suspect Donald has a small penis anyhow) "

Have u thought about it.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"B on the basis of first negotiating it as a MMF with Melania

(I suspect Donald has a small penis anyhow)

Have u thought about it.....

He dreams it most nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B on the basis of first negotiating it as a MMF with Melania

(I suspect Donald has a small penis anyhow)

Have u thought about it.....

He dreams it most nights

It’s his ego I wouldn’t like to take in the arse

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I'm taking the door handle

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Trump up my ass please. At long last a politician who would actually admit he was shafting me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trump up my ass please. At long last a politician who would actually admit he was shafting me..."

He would still deny it

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A for me

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Can I have tomato sauce on my snot please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

B. He wouldn't last long and I've had a few American dicks in there before.

*I haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whyyyyyyy Boldy whyyyyyyyyy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A for me"

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds/London

Die a slow painful death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whyyyyyyy Boldy whyyyyyyyyy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d pick B

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snot.

I hate you Boldy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

*Heaving here* it's a c from me but only on pain of death

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm going to die.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm going to die.

Yes... and painfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snot.

I hate you Boldy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

near Chesterfield

"I'm going to die.

Give us a snog before you go. Mwah

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm going to die.

Yes... and painfully

I thought about choosing C.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm going to die.

Yes... and painfully

I thought about choosing C.

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Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather die than do any of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C but I'm choosing the person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C but I'm choosing the person

Nope. I’ll surprise you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald up the ronson....is that only for 10 secs too though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A, suck/lick the door handle on your local public toilets for ten seconds

B, let Donald trump do you up the arse bareback

C, eat someone else’s snot.

Is this an attempt to create some huge suicide or death pact

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By *rebs001Man
over a year ago

Widnes

death preferably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C but I'm choosing the person

Nope. I’ll surprise you

Go on do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A, suck/lick the door handle on your local public toilets for ten seconds

B, let Donald trump do you up the arse bareback

C, eat someone else’s snot.

Is this an attempt to create some huge suicide or death pact

Purely for my own entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would vom after each of those so I'll take Trumps trumpet up an undouched bottom

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B. A cock's a cock, right?

It'll be short and thin anyway, and if I get pregnant I'll be rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B. A cock's a cock, right?

It'll be short and thin anyway, and if I get pregnant I'll be rich."

And he'll shoot his load after a few seconds.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Dying tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"B. A cock's a cock, right?

It'll be short and thin anyway, and if I get pregnant I'll be rich."

Drinks are on you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I volunteer Charlie to be poked up the arse by Donald Trump...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I volunteer Charlie to be poked up the arse by Donald Trump...

So unbelievably kind of you.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going for A.

It’s a regular thing for me.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If I can put C inside a slice of bread.... if not I’ll take dying

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Definitely B. He's probably got a small cock so he won't get far, but then I'd release a video of it to media and have it distributed to churches across the US. That might generate enough disgust to help him lose the election next year.

It would be taking one for Team Humanity.

Luke

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Runny snot or dried and flaky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B. A cock's a cock, right?

It'll be short and thin anyway, and if I get pregnant I'll be rich."

That's putting a positive spin on in!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Runny snot or dried and flaky? "

Yuk

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"B. A cock's a cock, right?

It'll be short and thin anyway, and if I get pregnant I'll be rich.

That's putting a positive spin on in!

and also make medical history from being pregnant up the bum

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