FabSwingers.com forum: The PM Game: The Phantom PM

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here are the rules:

- Say you're in.

- PM a question to anyone you like in the thread.

- If you're asked a question, answer it in here without eluding to who asked or what they asked.

Off you go

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Ooh, I enjoy these and it's fairly quiet at work...i'm in

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

I'm in . At work too though

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok im in x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m willing to divulge the workings of my confused mind.

Ask away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. Really bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aha ill give this a go

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Here are the rules:

- Say you're in.

- PM a question to anyone you like in the thread.

- If you're asked a question, answer it in here without eluding to who asked or what they asked.

Off you go

*alluding* Oh dear oh dear OP.

Mrs TMN x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not being at work has bored me slightly so I am in!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It depends on the situation - if i'm out an outfit that shows off the best bits of my body will make me feel sexy. In the bedroom I feel sexiest when naked

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been here before, is it you Sara?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here are the rules:

- Say you're in.

- PM a question to anyone you like in the thread.

- If you're asked a question, answer it in here without eluding to who asked or what they asked.

Off you go

*alluding* Oh dear oh dear OP.

Mrs TMN x"

Frick. That's what I get for copy and pasting.

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By *he KingsmanMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Slow work day I'm in

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somebody kissing my cock while we were watching TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down by the canal so you can watch the narrow boats. Cosy with good IPAs and a great menu with Sticky toffee pudding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Here are the rules:

- Say you're in.

- PM a question to anyone you like in the thread.

- If you're asked a question, answer it in here without eluding to who asked or what they asked.

Off you go

*alluding* Oh dear oh dear OP.

Mrs TMN x

Frick. That's what I get for copy and pasting."

Tut tut. Write out ten times "I must not copy and paste eluding".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bj in a cimema if that counts

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Putting my wellies on and running through big piles of leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually been slightly thrown by that. Whilst I've made romantic gestures, I can't think of many that have been made to me except some very nice cuddles.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A third arm would hopefully help me to stop dropping things...i'm so clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most mature chedder love it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I take the left normally or the spot furthest from the door

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

In but will reply on lunch.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh fuck yes. Discipline is important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Ooh, that's a difficult one. I'd have to say smell - I'm a very sensual person and sight, taste and touch give me slightly more enjoyment than smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hard but taste. I often forget to eat anyway and then all spunk would taste ok too..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rigid on the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in,

. Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Self centredness. Arrogance. Self-serving. Oh and the dropping like a hot cake.

I feel this was an exercise in realisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a fire going in the fireplace, sharing a cosy blanket on the couch, I like leaves crunching under my feet, the crisp smell in the air and that the sunrise ( while it’s too late) looks a different colour

. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most romantic thing someone has done for me is to take me out to a Michelin star restaurant and let me pay the bill.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Skinydipping on a stunning Scottish beach. The freedom and the feeling of being alive

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Spring as it’s about looking forwards and not backwards

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in. Not in the mood for filthy or crass, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not writing that on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes my lightning in a bottle

My lady of orgasms

My goddess of love who makes aphrodite look like a 1 eyed hobo cyclops

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By *MF lover69Man
over a year ago

visiting

Ok will give this a shot

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

British men know what an Eccles cake is.

American men usually go home for thanksgiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New York. Love the architecture, people and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny, eccentric, goofy, intelligent and clumsy

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Annoyingly just one line from National Express by Divine Comedy - it was playing as I parked up at work

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It was about 8 years ago now - from a site about cars. I was really interested in this particular rare car and long story short the owner ended up taking me out for dinner and a drive and *stuff*. I found out later he was my good friend's dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall men? I like looking up when I chat with them including when I’m wearing heels. I like kissing without bending down and it’s very useful for when I’m konj. get out of a hotel window and they’re behind me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the forums and the friends I’ve made are the highlight. I like the other stuff, but that wins hands down for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh,I'm in

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm at home and have nowt to do so I'm in!...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The nonsense of it all sometimes... school yard springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athena,

mainly because wisdom and courage are very important to me but everything else she represents just speaks to me.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Harmony

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By *ndian_cplCouple
over a year ago

warwick

I m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I forget to eat a lot when I’m alone. Food isn’t that important to me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My friends, and helping new people. Sometimes other things too although unfortunately I get jaded with lots of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes my lightning in a bottle

My lady of orgasms

My goddess of love who makes aphrodite look like a 1 eyed hobo cyclops"
shit shes got more nicknames than a 70s boxer

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Seeing you pop up in my mailbox made me smile.

Other than that, talking about toy soldiers with some mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 hours, all fantasies lived out, all positions I wished for, hotel, alleyway, car. Perfect. Still mourning my loss...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

An undressing picture. A hint and a tease but not in your face. My favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave or stupid? Stepping in whenever someone is being bullied.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'd learn a spell to stop people from lying - I value honesty, and not many people seem truly capable of it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh not done one of these for ages - I'm in

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Discombobulation

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Listening to music, definitely. Reading is my go to decompressor, my comfort and yes. Very important to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falseness of it all, rudeness of some, desperation in the air...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. I normally avoid games but this looks really interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any topic, any position, I fit and adapt.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Societal expectations and ideals of what beauty is - add in a few cultural variants and it's tricky to work out where you belong. Even in a professional capacity there's a certain whitewashed view on what it means to look professional and polished.

On a personal level, looking at fab, there's only a handful if that of people I'd feel comfortable with with seeing my natural curls. I worry that people won't find me attractive if I do which is daft but I can't help but feel there's some truth to that. Look at hot pics, the women who are often flirted with and lusted over on the fora. All follow a particular white ideal with straight hair, a slim body and not physical attributes you'd stereotypically expect to find on a woman of colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've never appealed to me. As much as I like dressing up. But I guess some form of 17th century nobleman on a ship fighting the French / Dutch / English...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

They wouldn't be able to star fish in bed anymore on their own or hog all the duvet all night...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

That situation has never arose yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One!! Bloody hell that's difficult.

High Fidelity - Nick Hornby, but that's boring because it covers most blokes.

Maybe Complicity - Iain Banks instead

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I'm going to try and embrace them in December. I'm a bit worried about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, don’t have a favourite. Good and bad points about each of them.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Hmmm I'd have to say someone else's skin

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think that all profile pics should be police mug shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. A Moon Grey Cat.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

I havnt really done anything that crazy ... maybe we could change that ?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Oooooooh yes I'm in....

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My accent so it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. A Moon Grey Cat. "

Now I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my profile. That is my forever man.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

There's no pretending....its very much true...well either that or it just intrigues people maybe...I'm not sure...I confuse myself sometimes

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It would be a quartered flag - with the following in one quarter each:

Cockerel standing on a ball - for my love of Spurs

Checkerboard design - for my love of Two Tone

A hart - for the county I've lived almost all my life

Three figures (two girls and a boy) - to signify my three children

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear any so zero cakes

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Totally seasonal.

A broken clock is right at least once a day.

Unless the hands have fallen off or it's digital.

Might do one featuring a pumpkin spiced latte..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Monica Belluci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough one- I do a lot others think of that way that I don’t think much of haha

Flew to England to meet a guy from a chatroom who I had only seen about 5 pics of. (Worked out ok)

Climbed down the crumbling sand cliff at skipsea

Married an ex con I met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting I had been sent to as a punishment for drinking as a teen. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its to bring some control to my neediness

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over a year ago

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd love to say Spring but probably more Autumnal. Cosy, bit moody at times. The landscape can be striking and stunning but at others it looks dreary and in need of light.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What is wrong with you? Pastries are the food of the gods. I won't do it!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Messages on here at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo. Don’t think that! We’re all different and you’re beautiful. The idiot obviously didn’t deserve you. There’s someone else out there this minute who will appreciate your charms

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple home cooked cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are someone who can get anyone worthy of you to fall at your feet. But only when you believe in yourself and stop trying to fit the stereotypical projections of what is sexy. Yes. Drop the fucktard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question. If everyone could be more patient, in terms of sexual hunger as well as with each other's views/behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/10/19 12:16:00]"
spag bol cooked by my eldest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to write stories on here

"Vicky's boss"

And

"7.05 from northwood'

Have got lots of compliments, two of which have turned to meets....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck it why not . In

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

In an isolated cottage somewhere in the Peak District - being in nature calms me and helps me make sense of the world

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'm all for it, but they need to sort theirselves out and get it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no particular order

Dymchurch

Dungeness

Canterbury

Hythe

Hastings

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

It would be very Busy, very Hot, quite sticky, with a few adrenaline rushes and totally exhausting....throw into the mix a lot of travel too possibly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I motivate people with my words and seduce men with my body.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A whole lobster at Opus in Birmingham. Very buttery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit has been ill-thought out and mishandled.

As a uk citizen working across northern ireland and ireland the damage to the economy and fragile peace is impossible to calculate...

No....not a brexiteer!!!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I'd really love one right now

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

If I would save all my used tampons for collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To apply yoghurt to my genitals and encourage my dog to lick it off. I did block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ill advised, poorly thought through, pandering, criminally mismanaged, will be a disaster and damage this country for decades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Purely for research purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After meeting a girl in a nightclub in ediburgh

We showered, touched, sucked, and licked for over two hours before having sex twice

Unforgetable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Saturday afternoon local pub...no kids

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

I'm in

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am im

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Use my mouth as a toilet

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

A: That I'm not good enough to do a veri for but good enough to meet.

B: it's a lot of fun, and I'll be sad when we close up.

C: I have, and I don't see any problem with it.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

I'm in

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By *ames in LaoisMan
over a year ago

portloaise

I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Next week! I am poorly containing (yet again) more excitement.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Once you figure out how to use it for what you want to get out of it , it can bring amazing people into your life and provide some fantastic experiences.

The downsides are the creeps and weirdos, the banal contents of my inbox on a daily basis, and the jealousy, pettiness and vindictiveness of some people on here.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Removal of centralised European political power and increased free trade would have to be the main ones in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First MMF we were both shitting our pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here on and off for 10/11 Yrs now do yes going well and wuite a few but all toi far away

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Looking for a girl I can have lots of fun in and out of the bedroom ... Want to explore the many things I've not done before

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s back!

I’m in

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

From a bloke telling me to go round and 'see to his mrs' ...but i had to find his mrs on here and make arrangements and act like was my idea as she wasnt aware... but they were both single profiles

Seemed very wierd to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on, i'll play

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'm taking the intention as slightly sarcastic, so it's amusing

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I enjoy the fun and the flirty nature of it. I like the feeling that I get on those albeit rare occasions when somebody is genuinely sexually attracted to me; and the more pleasant feeling I get from the people who seem to genuinely like me and I them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do, and whilst it is for my own enjoyment, I am hoping to do something a little more productive with it in the very near future

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Definitely the woods, especially just after rain...the earthy smell, the colours, the shadows and the dappled light coming through the branches, the sound of animals and the leaves rustling in the wind. Forests to me are mysterious and really quite romantic places, but i'm quite biased as I spent a chunk of my childhood with a large forest as my playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dark chocolate, final answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have to confess that I like the silliness of some of them. I enjoy the nocturnal thread and Ash and Lorna’s bar. I like this thread for getting to know people. Phwooaar, the MLS threads, Estella’s timed threads - so many.

I like to keep things light and I only really get into other threads if it’s something that I feel strongly about.

I like the style of some people ‘s threads. Rubi, Cheeky and Dash for example.

That’s a long answer - sorry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Possibly yes. It should be probably not but I am weak and a woman.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m hoping for a photo album - nothing electronic mind. A photo album of our year in pictures. I do usually get one and we had quite a big trip travelling this year so I hope I get that. I don’t need anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, let’s go

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Definitely B - I have a very high sex drive and I'd be far too frustrated with only one orgasm a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to make me laugh, the ability to make good conversation, the ability to make me orgasm.

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By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russian tractors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only looking for men.....they need to make me laugh and feel comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood and guts everywhere I knew I shouldn't have left the cat and budget alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possible scenario to your comment...

Learning a foreign language is hard. Met a lovely man once in Poland once. Offered to give him a bj in my best Polish and this led to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Oliver was cooking for you, a birthday treat from your benefactor, chefs table at one of his still open restaurants.

He dropped a bottle of wine, and being the only member of staff working that night (staff cuts) he began to mop it up.

You, tipsly said "eh, whyyy you moppin'it you fat tongued twat? That's perfectly good wyyne"

Oliver had mopped it all up at this point and replied "come suck it outta this Barry bop you slack jawed fuck"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Po because I like her colour and she rides her scooter really fast

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It has its place to protect some people, however I think it’s gone way to far in some areas and the initial reason behind it, been lost

Everyone seems to have a problem with something nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not particularly.... but I occasionally do work up that way

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By *ames in LaoisMan
over a year ago

portloaise

As with your response, I agree its gone way too far. Also agree that it helps some people. I believe now it is more of a political agenda than genuinely trying to protect people. It's more about power and control now. I think it's actually making it worse in some cases for the people "they" claim to be protecting.

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By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

Start off on a small scale, something cheap like underwear or a thong and see if you like it.

You don’t always have to dive in at the deep end, and you can always put all your small items together to make one Uber hot outfit

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Almost the end of the thread, but I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a personal thing. I think it’s a journey and probably comes to and end at some point. I’m sometimes pondering if mine is over. I’m not sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I wouldn’t waste any of the apple juice. She didn’t believe me. I said I would make sure none was wasted. It was probably about 10 pints! The vat was full and I had to carry it. Jokingly I said “I will lick it up if it spills”. She told me that I better do. I laughed and promptly tripped while carrying it. Of course!!!! She grabbed the mop and soaked it up. My stomach just sank. She grinned and said “you offered, suck it up buttercup”. I am not one to back down when I feel dared, I gulped and grimaced. I sat on the stool and sucked the juice out of the mop. I could’ve cried but it was my own damn fault for joking and taunting and being the clumsiest human ever.

- Mrs

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Always so much fun people.....175....

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