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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend

Let's have a bit of fun.

Say you're in and post the location of where you 'would' hypothetically live, given the location of any crushes or fancies on here. Lets face it, fab geography can be a bummer!

If you think it might be you, comment 'MATCH' if you're brave enough, but totally optional! Obviously, you can have more than one!

You never know. Someone might take a subtle hint and it might lead somewhere.

💕🚗 ✈️ 🚢 🚆 💕

Be respectful.

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
19 weeks ago

cirencester

Cheltenham

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend

Devon 😎

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

Calgary

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By *ibblepilotMan
19 weeks ago

Preston

Wolverhampton

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By *kphooey43Man
19 weeks ago

Morocco

Kuching (Sarawak)

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By *kphooey43Man
19 weeks ago

Morocco


"Kuching (Sarawak)"

Alternatively, Patagonia.

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair

Anywhere but London.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Wolverhampton "

I'm scared to say it..but MATCH?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I'm going to go with Manchester.

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Wolverhampton….

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I’d have to say the North West, greater Manchester

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By *abs9Man
19 weeks ago

driffield

I’m in … match

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By *abcouple1403Couple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

Can we just say south east of does it have to be more specific?

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By *issBellaWoman
19 weeks ago

Flintshire

I'd have to do a UK tour.. but if I really had to choose there are a few of my favourites around the midlands 😍

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield

Wolverhampton based on latest crush ….

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Can I just get a camper van so I can tour the UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

In north west

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By *xx0123Man
19 weeks ago

nottingham

Whitby

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Can I just get a camper van so I can tour the UK?"

Yes …. Hertfordshire is good this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Can I just get a camper van so I can tour the UK?"

What's stopping you? 🤣

(If you're anything like me, money and storage space are the answer to that question 😞)

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By *artorialMan
19 weeks ago

weymouth

Dorset or the Orkney's

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By *inxy777Woman
19 weeks ago

essex

Up north x

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
19 weeks ago

Reading


"Can I just get a camper van so I can tour the UK?

What's stopping you? 🤣

(If you're anything like me, money and storage space are the answer to that question 😞)"

It is on my bucket list to hire a proper RV and take that on holiday. I do like my creature comforts so a van conversion isnt for me.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Up north x"

You can feel my heart break ….

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By *abcouple1403Couple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Up north x"

MATCH……….. ah sorry you’re only looking for men aged 99 so it’s not us 😭

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
19 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Glencoe -

It's lovely up there this time of year.

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Gatwick

Midlands and Greater Manchester is where all the fun is at!

Want to go to Edinburgh too though.

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By *inxy777Woman
19 weeks ago

essex


"Up north x

You can feel my heart break …. "

I have no sense of direction to be fair. lol. X

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By *k_123Man
19 weeks ago

.

Harrogate

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Definitely moving to Birmingham/Midlands

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By *ace400Man
19 weeks ago

near knock

Back in England as most of the women I talk to are over there

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By *ace400Man
19 weeks ago

near knock


"Up north x

You can feel my heart break …. I have no sense of direction to be fair. lol. X"

let me hold your hand I will guide you xx

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster

In

Northwest...I already live here

Durham

Scotland

Wales

I need a camper van also

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster

And then i can make my way down South

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By *.R.MMan
19 weeks ago

Norfolk

Norfolk

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"Devon 😎"

In

And hey there matchy

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By *hilloutMan
19 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Can I put English channel into southern England? Perhaps Southampton ish? 😅

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend

The more vague you are with the mission, there's less chance of them getting the hint 😂

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"The more vague you are with the mission, there's less chance of them getting the hint 😂"

Location, not mission ffs 🙈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Can I put English channel into southern England? Perhaps Southampton ish? 😅"

Ooh yes please right by me

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Wolverhampton based on latest crush …. "

MATCH

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Wolverhampton…. "

MATCH

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire

That’s a good point!! I’m down south… am

I missing a hint 😂

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *upertthebearMan
19 weeks ago

Plymouth

Posh part of Birmingham🤪

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Wolverhampton….

MATCH "

😊 and a great match too!! Thank you.

I like this game x

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By *artorialMan
19 weeks ago

weymouth

Ah I see, I'll add Essex to my locations - have bike will travel

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Lake District national park ( home from home )

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By *ove2Couple
19 weeks ago

colchester

Essex for us

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
19 weeks ago

marlborough

Wales

Specific location inspecified

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Wolverhampton based on latest crush ….

MATCH "

Oh my …. My heart is mended ….. am I fickle?

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster

All over the place

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By *inxy777Woman
19 weeks ago

essex

I’ll just start up and go down! x

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"All over the place "

Match!!! lol

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair


"The more vague you are with the mission, there's less chance of them getting the hint 😂"

The Fåb Curse™ quite often sends me on a mission, all over the corners of this fair isle!

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"I’ll just start up and go down! x"

As in go up then go down on them?

Or up then down 😂x

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’ll just start up and go down! x"

Then up, and down and up and down etc

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By *inxy777Woman
19 weeks ago

essex


"I’ll just start up and go down! x

As in go up then go down on them?

Or up then down 😂x"

😉😜

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By *inxy777Woman
19 weeks ago

essex


"I’ll just start up and go down! x

Then up, and down and up and down etc "

you got it! X

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By *imonleedsfunMan
19 weeks ago

leeds

Leeds!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
19 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I’ll just start up and go down! x"

Did you say go down?

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham

I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Lancaster

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By *infullyObedientWoman
19 weeks ago

Woodley

All over the place 😉

I need to visit North, south, east and west!

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By *infullyObedientWoman
19 weeks ago

Woodley


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester. "

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
19 weeks ago

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I'm in, sounds like fun.

I'd choose Essex.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Devon 😎

In

And hey there matchy "

Well hello

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Lancaster"

Match lol I'm a bit further up near the Lakes

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *orkieBar1000Man
19 weeks ago

York

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Lancaster

Match lol I'm a bit further up near the Lakes "

Hi match

Sounds lovely, ill have to visit and explore the area x

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
19 weeks ago

Reading


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝"

Some fine people live there 😇

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By *ace400Man
19 weeks ago

near knock

Essex

Wolverhampton

Cyprus

And a couple more

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By *orkieBar1000Man
19 weeks ago

York

Manchester, looking at my hotlist. East midlands isn’t far behind…

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By *rchie300Man
19 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m in the south so I would go to Maidstone , then Wales and the Northwest ….. I’ve a camper van ……”If the van starts rocking “ …….

It’s probably fucked 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Has to be the south west place seams to be swarming with people

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝

Some fine people live there 😇"

I'm going to have to set up a schedule. Maybe use Microsoft Planner

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝

Some fine people live there 😇

I'm going to have to set up a schedule. Maybe use Microsoft Planner"

And forgot I need to fit in some flights to Cyprus

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By *issaranochickWoman
19 weeks ago

your car

Aberdeenshire x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester. "

You're a busy boy

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By *imMcSilverMan
19 weeks ago

Edinburgh, Lothians and Fife

Half way between Newcastle and Hull, that seems a very interesting corridor

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester. "

Feel free to drop in if you have any energy left

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Near Port Talbot South Wales

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By *ister SmoothMan
19 weeks ago

Bramhall

North Wales

Wolverhampton

and Preston

Based on my current preferences, but that list isn't exhaustive (although it might be exhausting )

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Lancaster

Match lol I'm a bit further up near the Lakes

Hi match

Sounds lovely, ill have to visit and explore the area x"

It is a Beautiful bit of the Country

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I’m in the south so I would go to Maidstone , then Wales and the Northwest ….. I’ve a camper van ……”If the van starts rocking “ …….

It’s probably fucked 😂"

Mountain biking?

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

Feel free to drop in if you have any energy left "

I'll always have energy for you

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By *yprusdreamWoman
19 weeks ago

Cyprus

I'd do a tour. Some places I'd avoid, others I'd spend a fair amount of time in

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
19 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Trail through the west Midlands, into Wales and up to the north West...

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By *olby000Man
19 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I'd do a tour. Some places I'd avoid, others I'd spend a fair amount of time in "
where in Cyprus would you go??

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By *yprusdreamWoman
19 weeks ago

Cyprus


"I'd do a tour. Some places I'd avoid, others I'd spend a fair amount of time in where in Cyprus would you go??"

I'd stay where I am. I'm in the most beautiful part of the island

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By *olby000Man
19 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I'd do a tour. Some places I'd avoid, others I'd spend a fair amount of time in where in Cyprus would you go??

I'd stay where I am. I'm in the most beautiful part of the island "

I can believe that!! The rest of the island needs finishing 🤣🤣

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By *yprusdreamWoman
19 weeks ago

Cyprus

In the North West in February though

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
19 weeks ago

cirencester

Did I mention Lancaster??

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By *olby000Man
19 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Have fun!! I wait for you in Cyprus 🤦🤦

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"In

Northwest...I already live here

Durham

Scotland

Wales

I need a camper van also "

MATCH

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon

I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

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By *jay2000Man
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Near Port Talbot South Wales "

Cream caramel

Love your 5th picture down!!! Made me chuckle with amazement!

…..also gorgeous in the rest lol x

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
19 weeks ago

Epsom

Scotland

But that camper van idea definitely a good one

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By *ing49Man
19 weeks ago

cambs

Im in

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops"

What's on the BBQ menu?

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By *ungle JesusMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Can we just say south east of does it have to be more specific? "

Exactly, can i just say Great Britain cos I wanna travel everywhere? Haha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester. "

Well if you're coming down to London you might as well come a little farther ( fnar fnar ) and visit the south coast of Hampshire

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

Well if you're coming down to London you might as well come a little farther ( fnar fnar ) and visit the south coast of Hampshire "

I'm going to have to give up work for this

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops"

Lazy bugga. I'm crossing Devon off the list..

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By *KloganMan
19 weeks ago

Ramsbottom

Hit me up for Cumbria or anywhere in the lakes…

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu? "

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend

Ramsbottom 🥰

Hello handsome stranger 😘

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Hit me up for Cumbria or anywhere in the lakes… "

Neighbours

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me "

Alright, I'm in

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

Lazy bugga. I'm crossing Devon off the list.. "

😫

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in "

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

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By *infullyObedientWoman
19 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me "

That covers southwest part of my all points of the compass tour, great amenities and food, with affordable cost! Im in

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
19 weeks ago

Gourock

Cornwall for me, I do like the beaches 😁

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By *asha86Couple
19 weeks ago

walsall

Mid wales

We love it there only problem is the town we would want to live s a distance from chams

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
19 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in "

Do you have room for one more?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more? "

That super king size bed is going to get cosy

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By *exxyyDy11Man
19 weeks ago

North West

Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

Well if you're coming down to London you might as well come a little farther ( fnar fnar ) and visit the south coast of Hampshire

I'm going to have to give up work for this "

Oh but it'll be worth it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then."

Haha I like your thinking... Just heading straight down south, stop just before you hit the water 🤣😜😈

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

That covers southwest part of my all points of the compass tour, great amenities and food, with affordable cost! Im in "

Fantastic! I’ll pop you in the booking system.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
19 weeks ago

London

Has anyone said London? Asking for a friend 👀🫣

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more? "

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
19 weeks ago

South Wales


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then."

Wales is very pretty xx 😘 😄

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster

It may take me some time...no orgies in the hot tub though

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By *cnugatugMan
19 weeks ago

Chatham

I'm in Chatham (I know it's a horrible town lol)

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By *exxyyDy11Man
19 weeks ago

North West


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then.

Wales is very pretty xx 😘 😄"

I'll pop round for a cuppa or two and more 😉😉 xx

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By *exxyyDy11Man
19 weeks ago

North West


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then.

Haha I like your thinking... Just heading straight down south, stop just before you hit the water 🤣😜😈"

If I hit the water can you swim? 🤔😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then.

Haha I like your thinking... Just heading straight down south, stop just before you hit the water 🤣😜😈

If I hit the water can you swim? 🤔😂"

I can, and I have my own floatation devices 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

North East

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜"

I'll bring cake? 🫦

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

That super king size bed is going to get cosy "

Just the way I like it 😍

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

I'll bring cake? 🫦"

What kind of cake? 🧐

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
19 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then."

I think you should come to Glasgow, and I’ll show you the sights

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By *cottish guy 555Man
19 weeks ago

London


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝

Some fine people live there 😇"

Indeed they do.

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By *rLothbrokMan
19 weeks ago

Lancs/North Wales

North Wales

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

I'll bring cake? 🫦

What kind of cake? 🧐"

All the cake.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
19 weeks ago

London


"I’ll just start up and go down! x"

I'm happy to visit anywhere minxy is going down.

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By *ustus5555Woman
19 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm in. & thinking of moving more towards Norfolk. X

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By *earditallWoman
19 weeks ago

Lancaster


"North Wales"

Do you resemble the Lothbroks?

If so I'm in

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
19 weeks ago

marlborough

Irrespective of weather, fab makes Scotland a hot destination!!😈😈😈

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

I'll bring cake? 🫦

What kind of cake? 🧐

All the cake. "

Deal - please don’t forget the beef hula hoops as well though 🙏🏻

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

I'll bring cake? 🫦

What kind of cake? 🧐

All the cake.

Deal - please don’t forget the beef hula hoops as well though 🙏🏻"

As long as we aren't using them to play hoopla

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By *.R.MMan
19 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I'm in. & thinking of moving more towards Norfolk. X"

Good choice

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By *infullyObedientWoman
19 weeks ago

Woodley


"Might sell up everything, buy a mobile motorhome and travel around the UK then.

Haha I like your thinking... Just heading straight down south, stop just before you hit the water 🤣😜😈

If I hit the water can you swim? 🤔😂"

I could throw out a spike strip to stop you as you head down, somewhere near me. Purely to prevent you going in the sea of course 😇

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By *issBellaWoman
19 weeks ago

Flintshire

After some consideration, I think I might stay where I am, ready to lure in any passers by

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By *onin25Man
19 weeks ago

Durham


"After some consideration, I think I might stay where I am, ready to lure in any passers by "

OK, Wales is added to the road trip

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
19 weeks ago

Devon


"I’m going to stay put and make you all come to me! 🤣

Amenities include - Hot tub, fire, nearby pub, super king bed

Host - humorous, handsome, Keen cook, does a mean BBQ.

Cost - blowies and multipack of beef hula hoops

What's on the BBQ menu?

Menu items include a choice of - ribs, pulled pork, smash burgers, steak, homemade pizzas and a selection of sides

Dessert menu - me

Alright, I'm in

Fabulous! I’ll book you in

Do you have room for one more?

Absolutely 😍

Spaces going fast though so early booking is advised. Bribes optional 😘😜

I'll bring cake? 🫦

What kind of cake? 🧐

All the cake.

Deal - please don’t forget the beef hula hoops as well though 🙏🏻

As long as we aren't using them to play hoopla "

No no just as a little bedroom snack! You can balance them on your nipples for some added pizazz if you like 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
19 weeks ago

Burton


"After some consideration, I think I might stay where I am, ready to lure in any passers by "
i mean for me id move to Chester personally little bit closer to Wales too, and it has a hickories. 🤤

Or you like we can steal a mini van and cause mayhem up and down the country.

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By *avie65Man
19 weeks ago

In the west.

Ayrshire.

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By *layfulguy123Man
19 weeks ago

stratford

Stratford upon Avon, Solihull, leamington , Worcester

Places i have connection in and visit often

Happy to buy coffee

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By *ealitybitesMan
19 weeks ago

Belfast

Venus

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By *ing49Man
19 weeks ago

cambs

Back in again

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Trail through the west Midlands, into Wales and up to the north West..."

Grab me and Bella on your way through 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Just across the border to Berkshire seems to be a place to be for me

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By *rchie300Man
19 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"I’m in the south so I would go to Maidstone , then Wales and the Northwest ….. I’ve a camper van ……”If the van starts rocking “ …….

It’s probably fucked 😂

Mountain biking?"

Yes and maybe some Fiesta fun 😉

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Trail through the west Midlands, into Wales and up to the north West...

Grab me and Bella on your way through 😜"

And me please!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"After some consideration, I think I might stay where I am, ready to lure in any passers by

OK, Wales is added to the road trip"

Fancy a trip buddy ,?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Trail through the west Midlands, into Wales and up to the north West...

Grab me and Bella on your way through 😜

And me please!"

Of course!

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By *ace400Man
19 weeks ago

near knock

Has anyone said Co. Mayo in lreland. I have coffee and can do cake

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By *rLothbrokMan
19 weeks ago

Lancs/North Wales


"North Wales

Do you resemble the Lothbroks?

If so I'm in "

If been called a “Viking looking motherfucker” once or twice, but I wouldn’t want to blow my own trumpet.

I’ll have to let you be the judge on that

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Trail through the west Midlands, into Wales and up to the north West...

Grab me and Bella on your way through 😜

And me please!

Of course! "

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I'd love to tour all of the North West according to my hotlist

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
19 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I'm not budging from Gloucestershire. Snow forecast later so i'm going to stock up on biscuits (and red wine) and hibernate in my office.

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By *eading beddingMan
19 weeks ago

Berks


"I'm doing a tour. Crossing over to the lakes, down to Lancashire, Manchester, mini tour of the West Midlands (taking an extended stop in Wolverhampton 😉), down to Berkshire, a little trip into London, then back up North via Leicester.

I hear Berkshire is lovely 😝

Some fine people live there 😇"

Ain't nobody finer,

Than an Elizabeth liner!

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By *einvented_guyMan
18 weeks ago

………..

Peterborough

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By *aughtymcnaughtyMan
17 weeks ago

Reading

Berkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Shocked, yet not surprising nobody said Bolton. I wouldn't want to be here either!

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By *ez669Man
17 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Glasgow

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By *eroLondonMan
17 weeks ago

Mayfair

Omagh, Newcastle, Aberdeen.

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By *eto5000Man
16 weeks ago

Macclesfield

Manchester

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
16 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Madagascar

London

Wolverhampton

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
16 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Glencoe -

It's lovely up there this time of year. "

I love Glencoe.....Rx

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By *orkieBar1000Man
16 weeks ago

York


"Glencoe -

It's lovely up there this time of year.

I love Glencoe.....Rx"

Looks like I'm heading to Glasgow…

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Bring a tent

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