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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

I know you've all missed it..

But panic not, it has returned

As always, be respectful, be polite, be amusing.

Your local friendly wife stealer 👍

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By *un biguyMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

You sailed away without me 😢

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"You sailed away without me 😢"

Not fun

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

Wales again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

They speak funny in Wales

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

He doesn’t understand me! Xx 😄

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Errrrrrm. Nope. Can't think of one

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Have to be on repeat

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By *hinstrapMan
22 weeks ago

sheffield

...no I actually would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

I really wouldn't 🤣🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

I cant find bumfuck nowhere on Google maps

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By *emdomCouple2024Couple
22 weeks ago

dudley

The distance is to far for us xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

I'm busy changing passwords

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Hoping he doesn't choose bumfucknever

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

U been in forum jail only just let out. Statistics prove U will reoffend and dissappear again

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I'm too busy posting stuff on the forums, you'll have to find someone else

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Hoping he doesn't choose bumfucknever"

Painting my nails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"U been in forum jail only just let out. Statistics prove U will reoffend and dissappear again "

What you sayin...Willis 🤣🤣

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Hoping he doesn't choose bumfucknever

Painting my nails"

She's busy painting

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m in work and people keep giving me actual work to do! Xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

You're all work work work

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I’m in work and people keep giving me actual work to do! Xx 😄"

They need thier own office

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
22 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

You’re so far away

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm practically hugging a radiator to keep warm rn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"I'm practically hugging a radiator to keep warm rn"

Your radiator is demanding attention

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By *infullyObedientWoman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Im busy waiting for someone to join their interview meeting!

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By *un biguyMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

Need to go through an interview first ffs 😳🫣🤣🤦‍♂️

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Im busy waiting for someone to join their interview meeting! "

She thought the star fighters in Battlestar Galatica were better than the ones in Buck Rogers

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Im busy waiting for someone to join their interview meeting!

She thought the star fighters in Battlestar Galatica were better than the ones in Buck Rogers "

Not into such small tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"Im busy waiting for someone to join their interview meeting!

She thought the star fighters in Battlestar Galatica were better than the ones in Buck Rogers "

But the Viper class fighters really are 👍👍

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By *asha86Couple
22 weeks ago

walsall

But im too busy playing santa today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

Your only interested in emptying sack once a year

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By *helamontsCouple
22 weeks ago

Annan

Already emptied mine ...

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

...you might come back for more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

You might enjoy it and ruin bed sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

For the last time ever... bumpity bump

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

You expect bumpity bumps on day 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"You expect bumpity bumps on day 2"

What can I say, I'm a patient guy 🤣🤣

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By *ittleRed18Woman
22 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"You expect bumpity bumps on day 2

What can I say, I'm a patient guy 🤣🤣"

I'm allergic to cucumbers 🫣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

I'm busy sorting a courgette for you

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's busy with his vegetables

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By *heelerMan
22 weeks ago

Northants

I've got to pluck the pheasant

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By *infullyObedientWoman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Im not properly awake yet

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By *unguy2429Man
22 weeks ago

worthing

I’m not there next to u yet

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By *ittleRed18Woman
22 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I’m not there next to u yet"

I'm not that fun 🙃

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By *un biguyMan
22 weeks ago

belfast


"I’m not there next to u yet

I'm not that fun 🙃"

You’re all tied up 😳🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I’ve lost the keys to my cock cage

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By *upersonic SamMan
22 weeks ago

wigan

I dont have a TV license

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By *llgoodfun1Couple
22 weeks ago

Chirk


"They speak funny in Wales"
I’ll fuck you now in a minute

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By *unguy2429Man
22 weeks ago

worthing


"I’m not there next to u yet

I'm not that fun 🙃"

Ohh I bet you are wen the rite places are touched

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