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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Last one filled up, let's go again

Keep it polite, and use a bit of humour 😉

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm full of bacon.

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

I prefer sausage

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By *ikesEmBigMan
22 weeks ago

Nearby

I ate two many pigs in blankets last night

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By *ikesEmBigMan
22 weeks ago

Nearby


"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night"
*too

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night*too"

He's a pig in the sheets

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales


"I ate two many pigs in blankets last night*too

He's a pig in the sheets "

Half of fab are before us in the fan club x

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

They can't decide whether there here or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"They can't decide whether there here or not. "

We would need breaks to visit warhammer world.

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes too busy at warhammer world

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By *urenutsMan
22 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Hes too busy at warhammer world "

You don't fancy me

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"Hes too busy at warhammer world

You don't fancy me"

Don’t like nuts

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By *uperSalopian7Man
22 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I can't find him in the shadows of a mountain

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

He doesnt know how to light the way

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

The lights of gondor are already lit..

We need a cohort of Adepta Sororitas to complete the orgy

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

Cooking dinner

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

He don't like to be alone

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By *erkshire3131Couple
22 weeks ago

Maidenhead

Bloody babysitting grandkids

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

That's usually my excuse

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

...is it worth the punt? 🙂

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

He's out punting on the Thames

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

but I'm outside your age preference 😔

also great tattoos

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

He's to busy admiring ink (can't blame him )

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"...is it worth the punt? 🙂"

Hasitates at risking anything. X

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

....I may as well anyway.

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"....I may as well anyway."

No pain , no gain. I believe they say

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By *urenutsMan
22 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"....I may as well anyway.

No pain , no gain. I believe they say"

MFM

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon


"....I may as well anyway.

No pain , no gain. I believe they say

MFM"

Just not that way inclined

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By *uperSalopian7Man
22 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's too much of a grinch

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

He is just way to super

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"He's too much of a grinch "

He's holding instead of using

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By *uperSalopian7Man
22 weeks ago

Parts Unknown


"He's too much of a grinch

He's holding instead of using "

She skipped The Minion and deserves to be punished 😏

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Has gone back for _he minion

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey


"Has gone back for _he minion "

I'm always worth a repeat visit

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Needs to find a way of getting them together to make a superminion

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria

We’re not kinky enough

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham


"We’re not kinky enough "

They won't be corrupted

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

They're not kinky enough

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By *ikesEmBigMan
22 weeks ago

Nearby


"They're not kinky enough "

I've forgotten the condoms

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

He came unprepared

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

You’re not looking for TVs

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By *as0046Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

It’s too cold out

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
22 weeks ago

Norwich ish

I don’t like looking down.

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By *a1970Man
22 weeks ago

East cork

I'm washing my hair

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon

I've already got out the shower

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By *as0046Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"I don’t like looking down."

She keeps sitting on my face

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey


"I don’t like looking down.

She keeps sitting on my face "

He doesnt play by the rules

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes a stickler for rules

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By *he RookMan
22 weeks ago

Hampshire

But you've not replied to my previous message mo this ago x

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon

He's drinking a pint

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By *he RookMan
22 weeks ago

Hampshire

[Removed by poster at 14/12/25 15:46:22]

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By *uperSalopian7Man
22 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

Queens are better than rooks

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon


"Queens are better than rooks "

Brilliant!!

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By *he RookMan
22 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Queens are better than rooks "

Lol

You've put me off ring doughnuts

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By *ilvelicker60Man
22 weeks ago

Thrapston

He’s not bi, but I’ll have a pint with you

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home

I'm working

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
22 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I'm working "

He can’t multi task

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"I'm working

He can’t multi task "

I just would, bend over gorgeous 🔥🔥🔥

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By *ertcoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"I'm working

He can’t multi task "

Can't think of anything

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By *arcus89Man
22 weeks ago

loanhead

I've ran out of Viagra

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land

He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻‍♀️"

I thought she said Strap IN 😱

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land


"He kept running away when I got near him with my strap-on 🤷🏻‍♀️

I thought she said Strap IN 😱"

He screams like a girl

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By *ornysafefxkMan
22 weeks ago

Lichfield

Can i watch match of the day over your shoulder 😆

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes more interested in the football

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By *earditallWoman
22 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Hes more interested in the football "

I need to get ready for work

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land


"Hes more interested in the football

I need to get ready for work"

When I said FAF she thought I meant fit as fuck 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum! "
I can't think of an excuse not to

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"Im straight and taken too long to find the thread as it got moved to a different forum! I can't think of an excuse not to "

He hangs out with 3 stunning girls so I’m surplus to requirements

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm not taking anything that's hanging out something else's hole's

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Im in bed but only for sleep

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

It would ruin our harmonious friendship.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria

I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓"

We’re in separate cells ( currently)

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I’d need a dictionary for the post coital snuggle 🤓

We’re in separate cells ( currently) "

Lost the key

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By *as0046Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻‍♂️"

WTF?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria


"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻‍♂️

WTF? "

He forgot he had a secret husband 🤣🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

You might get lost in the ecstacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Or lost in the Bermuda Triangle 👙

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"You hubby won’t let me 🤷🏻‍♂️

WTF?

He forgot he had a secret husband 🤣🤣"

And learning how the quote function works

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By *lanbreckMan
22 weeks ago

stafford

I need to do my tax return

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

Eating my dinner

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"Eating my dinner "

I’m dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋 "

Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋

Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken"

Chocolate gives me a migraine

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Too busy enjoying my biscuits 😋

Not dark chocolate filled Lebkucken

Chocolate gives me a migraine "

I can't find an excuse not to

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon

I just wouldn't

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s on the moon xx 😄

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria

He’s smoking when I want roasting

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

They're far too amorous for me. 😈

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"They're far too amorous for me. 😈"

Still London

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"They're far too amorous for me. 😈

Still London "

He is too busy battling

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

I’m so tired

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By *imdrake1324Man
22 weeks ago

Smethwick


"I’m so tired "

Your legs would make me finish too soon

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I’m so tired

Your legs would make me finish too soon "

He would fire too quick

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

I expect my videos in UltraHD.

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By *ndi37Man
22 weeks ago

Manchester

But I'd break you and leave you wanting more!!!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t want to be broken xx 😄

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄"

Can’t spell cwtch

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales


"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄

Can’t spell cwtch"

He knows I don’t speak Welsh! Xx 😄

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I don’t want to be broken xx 😄

Can’t spell cwtch

He knows I don’t speak Welsh! Xx 😄"

Not with your mouth full….

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

... he's from Wales.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria

Ooft he’s handing out burns, I might need a fireman

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By *lanbreckMan
22 weeks ago

stafford

I need to make my packed lunch for work tomorrow

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"I need to make my packed lunch for work tomorrow"
he’s got his hands full

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

.... I'm going to anyway.

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


".... I'm going to anyway."
no buts

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


".... I'm going to anyway. no buts "

It’s got to be butter

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By *eo662024Man
22 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night "

Is there butter?

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night

Is there butter?"

no marg

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By *impleSailorMan
22 weeks ago

the moon

I still probably would

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

No buts x

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

No buts/butts, but a derrière of magnificence. 🙂

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night

Is there butter? no marg "

Tightarse

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"I'm watching "come dine with me" and it's the last night

Is there butter? no marg

Tightarse"

he’s rich!!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land

She's too tight for my whole fist 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

.... I need to wine her and dine her first.

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


".... I need to wine her and dine her first. "

La la land not London

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

Eating my lunch x

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Stuck in work doing stupid admin! Xx 😘

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"Stuck in work doing stupid admin! Xx 😘 "

Admin 🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I'm glued to the sofa

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"I'm glued to the sofa"

Told you UHU wasn’t a smiley wave…..

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

U always in the dark

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

...you would hold me to ransom.

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"...you would hold me to ransom."

Doesn’t play fair in Mayfair

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I cNt see anything.. It's too dark

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

You're enjoying the lollipop a bit too much

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

You wnt let me show u what I can do to your lollipop 😉

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By *lanbreckMan
22 weeks ago

stafford

But I need to wash my hair

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

Work!!

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"Work!! "

Works too much

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Also work!! Xx 😄

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

Way too average 😉

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s looking for above average! Xx 😄

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"He’s looking for above average! Xx 😄"

I just would. Bend over 😈

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

He breaking the rules of the game! Xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I'm too busy admiring your Christmas tree

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s easily distracted by pretty lights and baubles! Xx 😘

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Im easily distracted too.. But by something else 🍑 😜

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

.... you're too far away. 🤍

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By *morousCouple8Couple
22 weeks ago

Cumbria

You’re even further!

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By *ertcoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"You’re even further!"

We've got nothing

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By *ustus5555Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Just don't do bb. 🤷

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By *a1970Man
22 weeks ago

East cork

I'm going for a pint.

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

U spend too long at the pub

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"U spend too long at the pub "

Sticky

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By *lanbreckMan
22 weeks ago

stafford

I need to start my Christmas shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

He's busy in crowded areas and i'm claustrophobic

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

He doeant like crowds

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By *a1970Man
22 weeks ago

East cork

No one is watching at the moment

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"U spend too long at the pub

Sticky"

He used the word sticky.... Cringing

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"No one is watching at the moment "

Pineapple is the wrong way

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey


"No one is watching at the moment

Pineapple is the wrong way"

You'd just enjoy it too much

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

.... you're one in a minion! 🍻

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By *a1970Man
22 weeks ago

East cork

Not my type

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex

So far away

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

That tinsel looks pretty itchy

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

That scratching should really put me off... but it doesnt 🤷‍♂️

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

he is too busy making another sequel

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"he is too busy making another sequel"
😂😂

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey


"he is too busy making another sequel😂😂"

The 2nd cumming ?

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By *ndi37Man
22 weeks ago

Manchester

I don't do sloppy seconds.

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By *infullyObedient OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

Woodley

Im not the right sex for him

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By *ertcoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"Im not the right sex for him "

Can't find a reason

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Thier busy

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By *ootyhunter69Man
22 weeks ago

bushey

He's a Liverpool fan

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

....I don't enjoy football. ❇️

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By *gincourt_againMan
22 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain


"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️"

Turn the lights on man.

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By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️

Turn the lights on man."

I like the dark

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley


"....I don't enjoy football. ❇️

Turn the lights on man.

I like the dark "

She has better taste 😉

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By *a1970Man
22 weeks ago

East cork

Not my type

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