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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

I refuse to count what number we are up to....not like anyone gives a toss anyway...unless of course that's your bag 😮😮

Be respectful

Be polite

Be amusing

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By *.hrisMan
23 weeks ago

Nearby

I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now "

Take him out for a ride 🚲

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

Take him out for a ride 🚲 "

Jump on the back 🚲

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Slide my cock between them gorgeous lips x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

Take him out for a ride 🚲

Jump on the back 🚲"

Swap the bike for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

Take him out for a ride 🚲

Jump on the back 🚲

Swap the bike for her"

I'm sure you'd need to swap more than just the bike..a TV and Xbox should probably cover it 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

Take him out for a ride 🚲

Jump on the back 🚲

Swap the bike for her

I'm sure you'd need to swap more than just the bike..a TV and Xbox should probably cover it 🤣🤣"

Cheeky shit 🤣

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By *ctionman11Man
23 weeks ago

colchester


"I'd make them go and count exactly to what number we're at now

Take him out for a ride 🚲

Jump on the back 🚲

Swap the bike for her

I'm sure you'd need to swap more than just the bike..a TV and Xbox should probably cover it 🤣🤣

Cheeky shit 🤣"

I think she knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Go for a pint and chat about conspiracies

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

Join them for the pints!

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Join them for the pints! "

Wine and dine here

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Join them for the pints!

Wine and dine here "

Her*

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Join them for the pints!

Wine and dine here

Her*"

Look at his tattoos

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Join them for the pints!

Wine and dine here

Her*

Look at his tattoos "

Drinks and see where things lead

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Join them for the pints!

Wine and dine here

Her*

Look at his tattoos "

Any time and would love to get them legs around my neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Ask him why he has 1970's Batman angle on his phito

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Ask him why he has 1970's Batman angle on his phito"

The angle of the photo just happened lol 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

How does it feel to be bold

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By *ayd100Man
23 weeks ago

clitheroe

Suck for ages

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset

Go for a beer

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By *earditallWoman
23 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Go for a beer"

Lots of things

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Go for a beer

Lots of things "

Same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Go for a beer

Lots of things "

Its the "g'day" accent isn't it 🤣🤣

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By *ave1976XXXMan
23 weeks ago

newmarket


"Go for a beer

Lots of things

Its the "g'day" accent isn't it 🤣🤣"

Suck and swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Ask him if that's his rapping band name

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon

Go to the pub... Only

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Buy the crisps xx 😄

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon

My round then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Go to the pub... Only "

Are suck and swallow playing that night then, good, I like live music 🤣🤣

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"Go to the pub... Only

Are suck and swallow playing that night then, good, I like live music 🤣🤣"

🤣😂🤣

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By *ornyray69Man
23 weeks ago

stockton on tees


"Buy the crisps xx 😄"

Anything that they wanted to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Would he put a video up of him helicoptering...just for the craic

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By *heffield BikerMan
23 weeks ago

Sheffield

That's a hard 1 ffs.

Something to tie it down

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By *impleSailorMan
23 weeks ago

the moon

I suppose we could get a pint

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"I suppose we could get a pint"

Pub it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"I suppose we could get a pint

Pub it is then "

You and pubs!! 🤷🤷

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon

Why not

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By *heffield BikerMan
23 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I suppose we could get a pint"

What about 2 pints. Coz i bought the first and iys your round. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"I suppose we could get a pint

What about 2 pints. Coz i bought the first and iys your round. 😆 🤣 😂 "

And shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Your a bunch of goddamn alcoholics!!

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset


"Your a bunch of goddamn alcoholics!!"

Nothing wrong with a good social

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By *sacambsMan
23 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"Your a bunch of goddamn alcoholics!!

Nothing wrong with a good social "

Amen, brother👌🏻

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By *heffield BikerMan
23 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Your a bunch of goddamn alcoholics!!

Nothing wrong with a good social "

To right mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Fuck it, I'll have a pepsi

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣

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By *ootyhunter69Man
23 weeks ago

bushey


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣"
get her to sit on my face

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣 get her to sit on my face "
..after me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣"

You can't put Vodka in a Pepsi 🤣🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣 get her to sit on my face ..after me "

Ask them to form an order queue! 😛😈

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣

You can't put Vodka in a Pepsi 🤣🤣"

Why not? Will still taste rubbish

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By *ctionman11Man
23 weeks ago

colchester


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣

You can't put Vodka in a Pepsi 🤣🤣

Why not? Will still taste rubbish "

Ravish and spend a weekend with

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By *earditallWoman
23 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣

You can't put Vodka in a Pepsi 🤣🤣

Why not? Will still taste rubbish

Ravish and spend a weekend with "

Magic him north

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣 get her to sit on my face ..after me

Ask them to form an order queue! 😛😈"

So many men so few farts 🤣🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣 get her to sit on my face ..after me

Ask them to form an order queue! 😛😈

So many men so few farts 🤣🤣"

A queue not a queef 😛🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Swap his pepsi for Coke and see if he notices 🤣 get her to sit on my face ..after me

Ask them to form an order queue! 😛😈

So many men so few farts 🤣🤣

A queue not a queef 😛🤣"

The queen of Queefs you is 🤣🤣

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By *udelawfsMan
23 weeks ago

A pristine town

Gift him a vegetable chopper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Drain the ocean...

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By *un biguyMan
23 weeks ago

belfast

Teach him how to wear socks properly!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Teach him how to wear socks properly! "

Say hi hi and not bi bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago


"Teach him how to wear socks properly! "

I buy them in 3's 👍👍

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By *un biguyMan
23 weeks ago

belfast


"Teach him how to wear socks properly!

Say hi hi and not bi bi "

Blow kisses her way 💋💋💋

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Teach him how to wear socks properly!

Say hi hi and not bi bi

Blow kisses her way 💋💋💋"

Ah blow them back 😘

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By *ollys69Man
23 weeks ago

Wigan

3 some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

Nah, I'm good thanks...I'm sure someone would tho

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By *aughty50sCouple
23 weeks ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot

Somewhere to hang your towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
23 weeks ago

My dream of being a clothes horse fulfilled 🤷🤷

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By *ayd100Man
23 weeks ago

clitheroe

Struth

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Struth"

Bring him to a 70s themed disco

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home


"Struth

Bring him to a 70s themed disco"

game of darts

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By *ustincider888Man
23 weeks ago

Chorley

Beers 🍻

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home

Pint

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By *ack8370Man
23 weeks ago

Ludlow

Beers and darts

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

Somerset

Beer

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home


"Beer "
drink

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Bolton

Ban lol

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Go for a nice breakfast xx 😄

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By *asha86Couple
23 weeks ago

walsall

Spank

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By *eeveeTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Go for a nice breakfast xx 😄"

Have a late night snack x

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Snack too

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By *9 Love-To-TryCouple
23 weeks ago

East Anglia

Play naked pool

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Snack too"

Spank that gorgeous arse!

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By *AAA2300Man
23 weeks ago

Japan, Southampton / Salisbury


"Play naked pool "

Bend her over the pool table

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By *ongandharderMan
23 weeks ago

Rotherham

Say hello

Hello

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Say hello back xx

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By *AAA2300Man
23 weeks ago

Japan, Southampton / Salisbury


"Say hello back xx "

Unwrap her Christmas present x

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By *iscreetandnaughty79Man
23 weeks ago

Sussex / London

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales


"Say hello back xx

Unwrap her Christmas present x"

Ask what it is he’s unwrapping! Xx

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By *9 Love-To-TryCouple
23 weeks ago

East Anglia

Kiss her cheeks

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By *AAA2300Man
23 weeks ago

Japan, Southampton / Salisbury


"Say hello back xx

Unwrap her Christmas present x

Ask what it is he’s unwrapping! Xx "

Tell her it’s something she’s caused! xx

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales


"Say hello back xx

Unwrap her Christmas present x

Ask what it is he’s unwrapping! Xx

Tell her it’s something she’s caused! xx"

Help him unwrap xx 😘

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By *H7in5Man
23 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Ask why they are unwrapping before the big day

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By *AAA2300Man
23 weeks ago

Japan, Southampton / Salisbury


"Say hello back xx

Unwrap her Christmas present x

Ask what it is he’s unwrapping! Xx

Tell her it’s something she’s caused! xx

Help him unwrap xx 😘 "

Unwrap her as well xx 😏

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Help him bag up all this wrapping paper that’s littered around!! Xx 😄😘

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Help him bag up all this wrapping paper that’s littered around!! Xx 😄😘"

Go to Jersey with them and make a nuisance of ourselves by looking for Jim Bergerac

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales


"Help him bag up all this wrapping paper that’s littered around!! Xx 😄😘

Go to Jersey with them and make a nuisance of ourselves by looking for Jim Bergerac "

I would actually love that!! Xx 😄

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By *ensualdesiresCouple
23 weeks ago

Benfleet

Get very very naughty

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull

Wedgie

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By *ammy_xMan
23 weeks ago

Reading


"Wedgie "

Water polo

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By *etishfreakMan
23 weeks ago

Teddington

Join in the shower

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Warn him I have the shower very hot! Xx 😄

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By *avenjane7Couple
23 weeks ago

colne


"Warn him I have the shower very hot! Xx 😄"
get rude with them xx

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By *airywMan
23 weeks ago

South Wales

suck on her tits

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Pass him socks

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By *ammy_xMan
23 weeks ago

Reading

Oil up her bottom

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Provide the baby oil xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Provide the baby oil xx "

Since we've been deported from Jersey after a regrettable incident involving Charlie Hungerford and a marrow, we'll now borrow a three wheeler and pop to Peckham and see how long we last doing a tribute act there

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

South Wales


"Provide the baby oil xx

Since we've been deported from Jersey after a regrettable incident involving Charlie Hungerford and a marrow, we'll now borrow a three wheeler and pop to Peckham and see how long we last doing a tribute act there "

We would be amazing, let’s do that! Xx 😄😄

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By *umplayerMan
23 weeks ago

Chester

Nibble on her bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Nibble on her bottom "

Give that arse an almighty smack 😅

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By *umplayerMan
23 weeks ago

Chester

Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Combats

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By *impleSailorMan
23 weeks ago

the moon

Not a lot

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By *aughtySubMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d suck him off if he’d let me

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Tickle his hanging balls with a feather

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By *H7in5Man
23 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Tie some mistletoe around my waist..

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By *aughtySubMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Tie some mistletoe around my waist.."

Get my eager mouth under said mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Go for coffee

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By *aughtySubMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

After the coffee I’d offer him a bj

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Sp*ank that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Sp*ank that bum "

Same... hard one on each cheek for you 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Sp*ank that bum

Same... hard one on each cheek for you 😜"

Give him some ice for his hand

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land

See if I can persuade his wife to explore the swinging world 🌍

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Introduce her to the bi female couple that let me play with them

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d suck him off if he’d let me

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"I’d suck him off if he’d let me "

Smack him on the arse and tell him he’s a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"See if I can persuade his wife to explore the swinging world 🌍"
any help would be appreciated 😉

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"See if I can persuade his wife to explore the swinging world 🌍 any help would be appreciated 😉"
go for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"See if I can persuade his wife to explore the swinging world 🌍 any help would be appreciated 😉go for a pint "

Buy him a 7up

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"See if I can persuade his wife to explore the swinging world 🌍 any help would be appreciated 😉go for a pint

Buy him a 7up"

club orange

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d definitely at least suck him off

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Tickle his crack with a feather

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By *eena cdMan
22 weeks ago

Ulverston

Spank that sexy ass

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Bj

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Bj"

Mutual suck session

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Web tease

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By *H7in5Man
22 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Web tease"

Oily naked twister

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Suck his cock xx

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By *ammy_xMan
22 weeks ago

Reading

Spank that ass

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22 weeks ago


"Spank that ass "

Suck suck suck

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Spank that ass

Suck suck suck"

Go visiting OAP homes in the dead of night dressed as the Grim Reaper

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By *eena cdMan
22 weeks ago

Ulverston

Run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Go running in the hills with him

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Take him to Bed 🛏

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Give her something for the sack

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By *.hrisMan
22 weeks ago

Nearby

Join them and have some MFFMFun

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Go for a ride together

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Offer him my bum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Offer him my bum xx"

Quite possibly accept the offer

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Offer him my bum xx

Quite possibly accept the offer"

go for a pint with him

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By *aughtySubMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Still want to suck him off

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By *eena cdMan
22 weeks ago

Ulverston

Spank that ass

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By *ayd100Man
22 weeks ago

clitheroe

Mine too

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Stay dry under the ☔

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Tickle her armpit with a feather

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Snog

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By *imdrake1324Man
22 weeks ago

Smethwick

Let her use my face as a seat

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Let her use my face as a seat "

Whilst she's sat on his face I'd put the weight of my reasonable sized boobs on her and see how much he likes being squashed

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
22 weeks ago

La La Land

Motorboat her tits

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

She already knows 😉

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By *eena cdMan
22 weeks ago

Ulverston

Help with his Santa's hat

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Find them someone to play with

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By *H7in5Man
22 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Find them someone to play with"

Play with her

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

Go karting day out and beers

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Help him dry off

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Help him dry off"
go for a drink and see how things go

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Get him a superhero mask

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

Deffinately lick that lolly

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By *layfullsamMan
22 weeks ago

Solihull

Wedgie

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Hand him a towel xx 😄

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Play the drums on that arse..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Play the drums on that arse.. "

Get them an Animal from the Muppets costume for when they play the drums and then try to get everyone singing Mah Na Mah Na

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Join in the singing even though I think I’m the drum in this scenario! Xx 😄

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By *H7in5Man
22 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Join in the singing even though I think I’m the drum in this scenario! Xx 😄"

See if she can still sing with her mouthful..

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By *ven888Man
22 weeks ago

london

A gym subscription to keep that bosy nice in shape

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By *fffunCouple
22 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Give him some talc to help him in n out the pvc outfit

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