FabSwingers.com forum: I'd fuck you but ......

By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

Advent edition part 3

So the fat furry man's in red day is nearing, and you've got tinsel, tree up and stockings at the ready...but not them ones!!!

So as always

Be respectful

Be polite

Be amusing

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
23 weeks ago

La La Land

He wouldn't let me lick his candy cane

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By *lame2025TV/TS
23 weeks ago

cork

candy cane dam I`m diabetic

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By *ylonlickMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ryainair flight for Liverpool is fully booked up to cork x

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By *ylonlickMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

From Liverpool that should say

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm shaving my back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"I'm shaving my back "

I'm shaving my crack 🤣🤣

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By *miley_charlieMan
23 weeks ago

Pendle

Your sister is already here

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By *un biguyMan
23 weeks ago

belfast

"I'm shaving my back

I'm shaving my crack 🤣🤣"

Passing him the baby powder 😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"I'm shaving my back

I'm shaving my crack 🤣🤣

Passing him the baby powder 😜"

Cool I can show a proper love puff 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Your sister is already here"

I said be respectful...that includes family members...feel free to fucking apologise anytime

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By *impleSailorMan
23 weeks ago

the moon

Well that kills this thread

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'm shaving my back

I'm shaving my crack 🤣🤣

Passing him the baby powder 😜

Cool I can show a proper love puff 🤣🤣"

Can't see him for dust 🤪

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By *un biguyMan
23 weeks ago

belfast

"I'm shaving my back

I'm shaving my crack 🤣🤣

Passing him the baby powder 😜

Cool I can show a proper love puff 🤣🤣

Can't see him for dust 🤪"

Get her a hand held vacuum for cleaning the stairs 😬😬🤣

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
23 weeks ago

La La Land

He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *asty tatsyMan
23 weeks ago

london

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️"

Isn’t meeting anyone 😁

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️"

I've just put my nipple flogger on Ebay

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️

I've just put my nipple flogger on Ebay"

He's not shaved his sac yet..we've only done back and crack 🤪

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By *impleSailorMan
23 weeks ago

the moon

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️

I've just put my nipple flogger on Ebay

He's not shaved his sac yet..we've only done back and crack 🤪"

You keep sticking your tongue out at me

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

He doesnt like tongues

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
23 weeks ago

La La Land

She's straight 😭

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By *impleSailorMan
23 weeks ago

the moon

"She's straight 😭"

The Christmas jumper would have to come off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️

I've just put my nipple flogger on Ebay

He's not shaved his sac yet..we've only done back and crack 🤪"

Oh trust me, they'll be dolphin smooth, just how you like em 🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

"He likes to swim at the bottom of the ocean 🌊🤷🏻‍♀️

I've just put my nipple flogger on Ebay

He's not shaved his sac yet..we've only done back and crack 🤪

Oh trust me, they'll be dolphin smooth, just how you like em 🤣🤣🤣"

I'm outta reasons 🐬💦

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

Im straight and not dolphin smooth

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By *un biguyMan
23 weeks ago

belfast

"Im straight and not dolphin smooth "

I’m bi you’re straight 😢

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Im straight and not dolphin smooth

I’m bi you’re straight 😢"

Gonna have to say bi bi 😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Im straight and not dolphin smooth

I’m bi you’re straight 😢"

I've a slight curve 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Im straight and not dolphin smooth

I’m bi you’re straight 😢

I've a slight curve 🤣🤣"

You skipped me. I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

Any resolve I had no longer exists

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By *xoticLonghairMan
23 weeks ago

East Mids

But I got tinselitus after decorating the last tree.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home

"But I got tinselitus after decorating the last tree."
I'm not bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

I'm not selling

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

I can't be arsed

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

She wants to shake things up

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home

"She wants to shake things up"
I'm watching the football

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By *infullyObedientWoman
23 weeks ago

Woodley

I haven't had my coffee yet

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By *lanbreckMan
23 weeks ago

stafford

The Antiques Roadshow is about to start…

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"The Antiques Roadshow is about to start…"

I prefer ReadyBrek

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By *fffunCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I hate readybrek

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By *lanbreckMan
23 weeks ago

stafford

I want to watch the News…

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